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[CieloAzul]

 

[Symbiotic]

I love this thread.

 

[Scissors]

I love this thread.

I am glad... to hear it.

No, you are totally right, i love how a stupid call can be so Wuzaah!

 

[jaguarr]

I have certain principles that I strictly adhere to. Those here who don't agree with me, I put on ignore.

Simple.

Just call me the liberal Bill O'Reilly.

Sooo, everyone who disagrees with you gets put on ignore. What an amazing way to expand your world view and expose yourself to new ideas and concepts you may not have encountered otherwise. Let me know how this strategy works out for you in real life. Should be interesting.

jag

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=62969

This has convinced me to swear off sex completely. I have this morbid fear of bodily fluids and excrement as it is. I mean really, what guy and/or gal goes for the stuff the prankster was asking? I feel like vomiting right now and I bet there's a fetish for that too.

 

[Gilpesh]

Sooo, everyone who disagrees with you gets put on ignore. What an amazing way to expand your world view and expose yourself to new ideas and concepts you may not have encountered otherwise. Let me know how this strategy works out for you in real life. Should be interesting.

jag

Jag! Don't piss him off again! He might kill you this time and not his wife.

 

[Scissors]

Okay, my opinion on Jaguarr's call.

It sure was funny, but he went just a tad to far.

Nobody can tell me that they never went a tad to far.

Everyone makes mistakes in they're lives.

So, stop flaming Jag, and think about your own mistakes in your damn life.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Some old lady left a message on the answering machine a while ago...

VM: You have reached the # ******** - please leave a detailed message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. *Beep*

Old lady: Hello? Hello? What the hell? *click*

 

[Logan's Runt]

This has convinced me to swear off sex completely. I have this morbid fear of bodily fluids and excrement as it is. I mean really, what guy and/or gal goes for the stuff the prankster was asking? I feel like vomiting right now and I bet there's a fetish for that too.

Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting

You know you want to be a vominatrix, come on now.

 

[Symbiotic]

Some old lady left a message on the answering machine a while ago...

VM: You have reached the # ******** - please leave a detailed message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. *Beep*

Old lady: Hello? Hello? What the hell? *click*

Too bad this one didn't actually get answered. Could've ran with it.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Well the way she said what the hell was hiliarious.

We even got a message from some arab guy ... lols

 

[Symbiotic]

Well the way she said what the hell was hiliarious.

We even got a message from some arab guy ... lols

Sigh. Some missed opportunities here, Doc.

 

[Eggyman]

Sooo, everyone who disagrees with you gets put on ignore. What an amazing way to expand your world view and expose yourself to new ideas and concepts you may not have encountered otherwise. Let me know how this strategy works out for you in real life. Should be interesting.

jag

Would you like me to convey this message seeing as he has you on block?

 

[Logan's Runt]

Would you like me to convey this message seeing as he has you on block?

Give it three days, he'll have everyone on hype blocked.

 

[Twin2]

Just call me the liberal Bill O'Reilly.

Okay, just need your phone number then.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Sigh. Some missed opportunities here, Doc.

don't blame me. I was at work!!

 

[Eggyman]

Did Runt just say something to me?

 

[Logan's Runt]

Heh, your loss darlin.

 

[Immortalfire]

Did Runt just say something to me?

She said you're the hottest shellhead on the block, and she'd like to scramble you.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

and eat you

 

[Logan's Runt]

nomnomNOM!

 

[Eggyman]

Something keeps knocking the underside of my desk.

'Come in,' I say.

But it just keeps on knocking

 

[Immortalfire]

Termites.


Anyhow, back on topic now.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting

You know you want to be a vominatrix, come on now.

Oh for crying out loud....I'm going to bed now because I have to be up all night tonight.

 

[Immortalfire]

I got a call at the Comic Shop once.

Me: Dj's Universal Comics.
Caller: whisper whisper
Me: I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
Caller: Do you sell whisper whisper?
Me: I'm having trouble hearing you still, sir. This is a comic book store. Are you looking for a specific comic?
Caller: Do you sell adult comics?
Me: Oooooh, you mean like hentai?
Caller: Bondage Fairies.
Me: Oh, no sir, we don't. But Meltdown in Hollywood does. Want me to give you the number?
Caller: No I can't write it down. Mother might find it. I'll look it up. Thank you.

Seriously, if you are going to buy dirty books, and you are too embarassed to speak out loud, you aren't ready for the dirty books.

This is still