Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Scrooge: All your asses belong to US!

JJJ: Yeah, at least we have FOX!

Peter: You said you didn't beieve in FOX! Waaaa!

JJJ: Yeah, well It's bad enough I have to work for this bastard! The worst part is that I don't get to see Iron Man get drunk anymore, now he's getting drunk on thin air!

Scrooge: Oh please....

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[spida-man]

Just a few of my favorite mash-ups....

I friggin love this one!!!
Rooster Teeth never ceases to make me laugh

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^LOL! Nice!

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN:If I ever met Walt Disney in person? No, but me and may spent three days hiding from him in a bunker in 1942...

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: I don´t mean to alarm you guys, but I think that mouse just grabbed my ass!
THING: I KNEW IT!!

 

[Panthro]

Those were both great UF.

SPIDER-MAN: "Next they'll want sam Raimi's Evil Dead as well!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Mystequie, do you have to look like you're having an orgy? We work for DISNEY now! Not Mar-violence.

 

[Panthro]

EDDIE: "Hey McFly!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

EDDIE: Hey Mila Kunis, how´s Extract doing at the box office?

 

[ultimatefan]

With great power, comes great money!

 

[Spider-Kid]

EDDIE: Hey Mila Kunis, how´s Extract doing at the box office?

LOL! Made me chuckle. =)

Eddie: I DON'T GIVE A S*** IF IM WORKING FOR DISNEY OR MARVEL! I WAN'T TO BE IN SPIDER-MAN 4!

I don't care. You died in the last one, recieved mediocre reviews, lasted 8 minutes of Venom screentime, why do you want to be in Spider-Man 4?

Eddie: BECAUSE THE REASON I ONLY HAD 8 MINUTES IN SPIDER-MAN 3 AS VENOM IS BECAUSE SAM RAMI IS A F***ING JACKASS AND HATES THE SYMBIOTES!

Why am I even hearing this? Geez, we should've just purchased Halo instead.

MC: You DID purchase me, you handsome rich bastard!
Arbiter: Hey, who told YOU to stop sucking my c***?
MC: Yes, master.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Awesome one!

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: These modern times still confuse me, Pete. Tell me, how this safe sex deal works?
PETE: it goes like this: imagine you just found the perfect candy, creamy, warm, soft, tasty beyond your wildest dreams... Then you find out you have to eat it with the wrapping on.
BEN: Sounds like hell on Earth.
PETE: Pretty much, yeah.

 

[Spider-Kid]

BEN: These modern times still confuse me, Pete. Tell me, how this safe sex deal works?
PETE: it goes like this: imagine you just found the perfect candy, creamy, warm, soft, tasty beyond your wildest dreams... Then you find out you have to eat it with the wrapping on.
BEN: Sounds like hell on Earth.
PETE: Pretty much, yeah.

Haha, awesome!

And a non-disney one too. =)

Eddie: LEEEEEEEORY!!!!!!! JEEEEEEEEENKINS!

MC: Oh my god, he just ran in!
Arbiter: Stick to the plan, chums.

 

[3dman27]

fellow guardsmen our new assignment is to bring in the vigilante SPIDER-MAN
lets get to it

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks SK! Damn, I need to know more about Halo.

 

[kedrell]

Same here. All these Halo ones are going right over my head. Of course I know zip about Halo.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spidey: Hi, im a Disney/Marvel.

MC: And I'm a Disney/Bungie.

Spidey: Get the f*** outta here. Just because you made more money off Halo 3 than Spider-Man 3 doesn't mean you get to piss me off about it.

MC: But I just wanted to...

Spidey: I don't give a *****. Just get the f*** out, give me half your earnings, and maybe you could appear in my next caption.

Arbiter: Kid has got a point. If you didn't appear in this Caption, he would have kicked your ass for Halo 3 making more money than Spider-Man 3.
MC: Shut up...

 

[3dman27]

Thanks SK! Damn, I need to know more about Halo.

actually i used master chief to portray one of marvels armored guardsmen

 

[3dman27]

spidey"my life could be worse i could have been bitten by a WEREWOLF,instead of a radioactive spider

 

[Spider-Kid]

spidey"my life could be worse i could have been bitten by a WEREWOLF,instead of a radioactive spider

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[LostMind]

Kanye West(off panel): "Ben and Peter, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish but Thelma & Louise had one of best car scenes of all time."

 

[ultimatefan]

MC: For the last f***ing time, I wasn´t on Starship Troopers!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: So, how is it belonging to Disney?

MC: It´s not that bad really. But I gotta warn you, Goofy is a raging a**hole, Donald snorts and injects more than Steve Tyler in the seventies and Mickey is all hands!

SPIDEY: That sounds bad.

MC:That´s nothing! You know everything you think belongs to Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates and Ted Turner?

SPIDEY: Yeah?

MC: They´re all pawns, Uncle Scrooge owns all our asses! But you didn´t hear from me...

UNCLE SCROOGE: You fool, you think one word goes out without my knowledge? Such insolence shall not be tolerated!!

MC: No mater, please! I beg of you, I didn´t mean to...

UNCLE SCROOGE: Too late! Your movie shall be directed by Michael Bay!

MC: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!