Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: I rather be dead than be your daughter or sidekick or whatever!
VULTURE: Well, I´m halfway there already and trust me, lady, you don´t...

 

[3dman27]

VUILTURE"who do you think i am/ MARY JANE?

 

[ultimatefan]

VULTURE: Let´s face it, at this point you´re just scratching me cuz fanboys are angry at the whole Vulture/Vulturess rumor.
BLACK CAT: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

MAGUIRE: "About the whole Felicia Hardy becoming the daughter of the Vulture and therefore the Vulturess instead of the Black Cat rumor, let me just say-"
DUNST [bumping]: "Why yes we are changing Felicia Hardy to be the Vulturess, daughter of the Vulture instead of the Black Cat. Is that wrong?"

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "I know what you're thinking. But apparently, I can't go back. I guess it's some kind of law or something."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Join the dark side, Luke... No wait, that can´t be right...

Yeah, I became a scientologist, how did you guess?

 

[Panthro]

Join the dark side, Luke... No wait, that can´t be right...

Yeah, I became a scientologist, how did you guess?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "All the Nazis & Communists will look up and scream 'Save us!' and I will look down and whisper 'NATO'."
SPIDER-MAN: ""

 

[Panthro]

MARY-JANE: "Oh please don't let them replace me with Anne Hathaway!"
PETER: "Not gonna happen baby!"

 

[3dman27]

"

spidey i should have changed to my street clothes if i wanted to go undercover

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

Like heck you´re leaving the house like this, mister! Wanna catch pneumonia or something?!

Mental note: revealing my secret identity to Aunt May was a terrible idea...

 

[Panthro]

Like heck you´re leaving the house like this, mister! Wanna catch pneumonia or something?!

Mental note: revealing my secret identity to Aunt May was a terrible idea...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: So I hear your new movie´s script is in trouble and production has been postponed.
SPIDER-MAN: Yep.
CAPTAIN: Apparently, Raimi and the studio can´t agree on a villain.
SPIDEY: That is correct.
CAPTAIN: There may be casting conflicts as well.
SPIDEY (pauses for a sec): You´re enjoying the hell outta this, aren´t you?
CAPTAIN: Of course I am.

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: If I lost my chance to be in a Spider-Man movie because of you, I´ll kill you?
VULTURE: What if you lose it cuz you´re basically a Catwoman rip-off and yet the fanboys don´t want a different version?
BLACK CAT: Shut up.

 

[3dman27]

Thanks!

cap"cheer up spidey its not your fault that as a MARVEL super-hero you are eligible to guest star on BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD"
spidey"you're right cap the old parker luck strikes again"

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: If I lost my chance to be in a Spider-Man movie because of you, I´ll kill you?
VULTURE: What if you lose it cuz you´re basically a Catwoman rip-off and yet the fanboys don´t want a different version?
BLACK CAT: Shut up.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: You made my appearance in Spider-Man 4 get delayed, I´ll kill you!!
VULTURE: Don´t bother, sweetheart, by the time that movie opens I´ll most likely be dead as the dodo - pardon the pun - anyway.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: You made my appearance in Spider-Man 4 get delayed, I´ll kill you!!
VULTURE: Don´t bother, sweetheart, by the time that movie opens I´ll most likely be dead as the dodo - pardon the pun - anyway.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I don't get it. Rogue was once arguably the sexiest female character in the X-Men titles, but the movies completely desexualized her and as a result her sex appeal in the comics was neutered to the point of being non-existent. I mean have you seen her lately? She looks nothing like the babe she was in the 1990s. Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four movies try to sex up Sue Storm and failed miserably."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't try to figure out Fox movies kid, you'll only hurt yourself."

 

[Rain]

Spider-Man: I could make a Viagra joke, but that's below me.

 

[3dman27]

spideycomeand get some you weak apology for WAR MACHINE

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "What is with all the green villains? Green Goblin, Electro, Lizard, you..."