Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro and cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: For the last f***ing time, it´s not my fault they never talk about using you in the movies! Are you what, C-list in my rogues gallery?

SPIDER-MAN: You know, I don´t think I ever saw a green scorpion in my life!
SCORPION: And I don´t think I ever saw a blue and red spider!
SPIDEY: Oh. Touché.

 

[kedrell]

and Scorpion was actually one of my favorite Spidey villains. Loads better than Sandman, IMO.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: For the last f***ing time, it´s not my fault they never talk about using you in the movies! Are you what, C-list in my rogues gallery?

SPIDER-MAN: You know, I don´t think I ever saw a green scorpion in my life!
SCORPION: And I don´t think I ever saw a blue and red spider!
SPIDEY: Oh. Touché.

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: You killed the Spider-Man franchise!!
VULTURE: Did I, honey? Or did I bring new life to it?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: No, Peter. My movie is your franchise´s father now.

PETER: N-no... That´s impossible!!

BATMAN: Search the Hollywood trades, you know it to be true. Join The Dark Knight, Peter. It is your destiny!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What the hell, now even YOUR franchise is getting a reboot before mine?! Oh yeah, it´s not like your last movie made any money, is it...
SPIDER-MAN: Gee, sour grapes are we?

 

[kedrell]

Stane: "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."

Tobey: "Hey mother****er, get your own material!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Tobey: "My career is spinning out of control!!"

 

[kedrell]

Tobey: "I'm a little tea pot."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Ked, UF.

Tobey: "You can't do me like this Sony! You just can't!"

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "My Preciousssssssssssss..............."

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Hey, that's not a Green Lantern Power Ring!"

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

Tobey: "F-U Sony!! Now how am I gonna pay for that male enhancement that I've been wanting!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBY: I don´t give a f*** if the next movie will be made without me, I want my f***ing paycheck and I want it now!! I got tofu dealers to pay!!

 

[kedrell]

Peter: "I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

TOBY: I don´t give a f*** if the next movie will be made without me, I want my f***ing paycheck and I want it now!! I got tofu dealers to pay!!

Brilliant

Tobey: Perhaps if most of you stopped and realize what crap Spider-Man 3 was, you wouldn't have complained about Spider-Man being rebooted! Hell, like I give a f*** if I'm not in it!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: Tobey´s reacion to the rumor that he could be replaced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man by the Twilight guy.

 

[Panthro]

ANNOUNCER: Tobey´s reacion to the rumor that he could be replaced as Peter Parker/Spider-Man by the Twilight guy.

 

[kedrell]

That pic is gonna get a lot of mileage, I predict.

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: "Oh yeah?! Well ya know what, at least Sam Raimi got to 3! How many other superhero directors can say that?! Huh?! Huh?! Answer me damn it!"

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: "Michael Biehn should have been the Colonel in Avatar damn it!"