Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

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Hey, this is the best we can afford on an 80-million budget!
 
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SPIDEY: Hey, how cool is it that my new movie will be directed by a guy named Webb, what are the odds?!

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ANG LEE: Hey, when I directed Hulk a lot of people were joking, "don´t make me Ang Lee, you wouldn´t like when I´m Ang Lee! Maybe I will pass some of my luck to you guys!

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SPIDEY: Uh, nevermind...
 
Hehehehehe, awesome. I do remember that gag. He definitely made me anglee,..er angry. ;)
 
Thanks and yeah, he made a lot of Hulk fans Anglee...:hehe:
 
^Thanks!

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DYLAN BAKER: What, I played Dr. Curt Connors in two Spider-Man movies and I won´t get to be The Lizard? That´s not fair!

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BILLY DEE WILLIAMS: Join the club, man! Atleast you got to be in two movies!

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TERRENCE HOWARD: Yeah, lucky bastard! Even when a white man is screwed up he´s treated better than the brothers! Where´s Obama when you need him?!
 
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^Thanks!

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DYLAN BAKER: What, I played Dr. Curt Connors in two Spider-Man movies and I won´t get to be The Lizard? That´s not fair!

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BILLY DEE WILLIAMS: Join the club, man! Atleast you got to be in two movies!

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TERRENCE HOWARD: Yeah, lucky bastard! Even when a white man is screwed up he´s treated better than the brothers! Where´s Obama when you need him?!
Bwahahaha
 
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TOBEY: C´mon, they said Twilight and High School Musical could be models for the new Spider-Man franchise!! I`m doing both here!
 
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TOBEY: This is for a role!! I play a Hollywood star who just lost the franchise that made his career, dresses like a white guy trying to look like a gangsta rapper, f***ing hates photographers and doesn´t shave regularly!!
 
Thanks!

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I had arguably the all-time most successful superhero franchise, was ready for my new installment with the crew and cast all willing to come back, and then it got scrapped and will be rebooted from scratch with a whole different staff and a mere 80 million-dollar budget...


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WHAT´S THE DEAL WITH THAT?!
 
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Thanks!

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I had arguably the all-time most successful superhero franchise, was ready for my new installment with the crew and cast all willing to come back, and then it got scrapped and will be rebooted from scratch with a whole different staff and a mere 80 million-dollar budget...


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WHAT´S THE DEAL WITH THAT?!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
 
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Obama: "Look, I know what you're thinking and you're right, my first year really did suck. But Sony has shown me they way. It's time for a reboot! YES WE CAN....AGAIN!"
 
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Obama: "Look, I know what you're thinking and you're right, my first year really did suck. But Sony has shown me they way. It's time for a reboot! YES WE CAN....AGAIN!"
Hehe, even the President's getting in on the act. :hehe:
 
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SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia... I just met a girl named Felicia... and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Felicia... I just kissed a girl named Felicia... and suddenly I found how wonderful a sound can be! Felicia, say it loud and there's music playing! Say it soft and it's almost like praying... Felicia, I'll never stop saying Felicia..."

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SANDMAN: "Wait, I thought Sam wasn't handling the franchise anymore...?"
 
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OBAMA: What, Sony´s only spending 80 million dollars in the new Spider-Man movie?! All the work I´ve been doing to recover the economy´s gone down the toilet!!
 
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OBAMA: I´ll make it my term´s mission that this time Spidey will wisecrack a lot, will not cry like a baby in every movie, absolutely no f***ing dancing, and MJ will be played by a smoking hot chick!
 
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OBAMA: Zac Efron as Peter Parker/Spider-Man? I´d rather watch Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory!
 
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Tobey Maguire´s reaction to the rumor that Zac Efron may play Peter Parker/Spider-Man!
 

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