Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome Mr. Harvey Dent!

HARVEY: Because we comic book characters on film need to stick together in these difficult times, we must take a stand! If Zac Efron gets cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, we shall stick a lance up his ass!

TONY: Up his ass!!

 

[Panthro]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome Mr. Harvey Dent!

HARVEY: Because we comic book characters on film need to stick together in these difficult times, we must take a stand! If Zac Efron gets cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, we shall stick a lance up his ass!

TONY: Up his ass!!

All your other captions were great UF.

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: "They recast & reboot my franchise just because I'm turning 35?! What the Hell?!"

BEN AFFLECK DD: "Hey, at least you got to 3. It's a miracle my flick didn't go straight to DVD with its MTV music video level production values."

 

[3dman27]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: "They recast & reboot my franchise just because I'm turning 35?! What the Hell?!"

BEN AFFLECK DD: "Hey, at least you got to 3. It's a miracle my flick didn't go straight to DVD with its MTV music video level production values."

at least yor movie had jennifer garner

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool one!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: I´m getting a f***ing reboot?! Am I some loser like Daredevil?!

BEN AFFLECK DD: Hey I heard that! And worse, now I lost track of a lesbian couple making sweet sweet love 15 floors below me...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: I´m getting a f***ing reboot?! Am I some loser like Daredevil?!

BEN AFFLECK DD: Hey I heard that! And worse, now I lost track of a lesbian couple making sweet sweet love 15 floors below me...

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: What the f***?! After all my franchise´s sucess it´s rebooted with a director people barely heard of and that loser Superman who already had his reboot shot and failed gets f***ing Chris Nolan to mentor it?!

MARC WEBB: Hey chill out, man! 500 Days Of Summer was an indie hit and a critically-acclaimed, award-winning movie! Nolan was called an "indie director" when he rebooted Batman too!

TOBEY MAGUIRE: Shut the f*** up, I lost about 50 mil in paychecks and I need to vent my frustration on someone!

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: What the f***?! After all my franchise´s sucess it´s rebooted with a director people barely heard of and that loser Superman who already had his reboot shot and failed gets f***ing Chris Nolan to mentor it?!

MARC WEBB: Hey chill out, man! 500 Days Of Summer was an indie hit and a critically-acclaimed, award-winning movie! Nolan was called an "indie director" when he rebooted Batman too!

TOBEY MAGUIRE: Shut the f*** up, I lost about 50 mil in paychecks and I need to vent my frustration on someone!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: Oooh, so the Spíder-Man reboot will be 3-D, woo-f***ing-hoo!! Wanna see 3-D, my hand can go 3-D on yer faces right now, b****es!!

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY MAGUIRE: Oooh, so the Spíder-Man reboot will be 3-D, woo-f***ing-hoo!! Wanna see 3-D, my hand can go 3-D on yer faces right now, b****es!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Sam: Hooray! Now I don't have to make another movie that's going to turn out like Spider-Man 3!

Daredevil: Lucky bastard...

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^lol...Where did you get that picture of Raimi? Looks hilarious and creepy at the same time.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

Sam: Can you guess how many fingers I have up?"

Daredevil: "Jerk!"

 

[Panthro]

Sam: "You know I almost directed your film, but I struck gold with Spider-Man instead. Sorry."

Daredevil: "Damn you, Sam Raimi! Damn you to Hell!"

 

[Panthro]

Sam: "Can you guess the colors of my tie, shirt and overall business suit?"

Daredevil: "Stop exploiting my blindness damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff all around! Hey long time no see SK!

 

[ultimatefan]

SAM: Bwahahaha, now I can go on to direct World Of Warcraft and just made you lose the biggest paycheck you´d ever get!

TOBEY MAGUIRE: You motherf***er!!! I thought we were friends!!

 

[SpideyTheBest]

Sony: Ok Webb, listen. You have a 80 million dollar budget for this movie. This is what we want you to do with Spidey:
Make it dark and gritty like The Dark Knight, put him in high school with high school drama and teen angst like High School Musical and Twilight. Cast Zac Efron as Spider-Man and give him a musical dance number! Have Morbius as the villain because people love vampires these days! Oh and you know who will be perfect for Morbius? Robert Pattinson! Hey, fanboys want symbiotes, have Venom and Carnage as the villains too! Oh and uh make it 3-D like Avatar. Hey, I just got an idea! Peter's high school could be a wizard school like Hogwarts in Harry Potter! And we can have a fight scene on the Titanic! You think you can do that?
Marc Webb: ...

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^LOL! Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Brilliant one, Spideythebest!

I´m gonna create a caption thread for the reboot boards, too, if you guys want to join.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff all around! Hey long time no see SK!

lol, heya...Sorry to pop in unannounced

Sam Raimi: HA! Guess who's directing the next Evil Dead movie?

Marc Webb: Brilliant, now you'll have the SHH fan base complaining about how you could've spent more time into making Spider-Man 4, before Sony could stop your ass from developing it.

Tobey: Hey, don't give him s***, I broke my toe while filming Spider-Man 3 with him, you jackass!

Daredevil: Oh, for the love of god...

 

[Panthro]

All those captions get a great big:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool one, SK!