SEASON 02 - EPISODE 01: The Sinister Six:
Sinister is too scary for a kids show? A replacement word should be used?
Let's go with... Insidious. Yes, a word that means evil that is hidden and shadowy, that will make the title less terrifying although in hindsight it makes less sense cause the villains go out in daylight causing chaos more than they do it in concealment.
Episode starts with Spider-Man sulking about not having a girlfriend to talk to except for gargoyles, but he had two last season so what gives? It's not like MJ decided to dump him after he walked away from their date in
Kraven's episode, neither did
Felicia.
And then the scene shifts to two flashbacks from previous episodes, one of them kept the dialogue intact while the other one remembers dialogue other than what was really said in the original scene.
Spider-Man hops around, he sticks, he falls, he sticks again, and falls again, and sticks again, and he's in a dumpster with chicken feathers.
The color palette in the morning setting of the city looks fine, but the colors of Spider-Man's costume doesn't lend itself well to the background when it's all glassy blue, there is something a bit appalling about it.
We then move from daytime footage with Spider-Man to night time footage with Kingpin and his roundtable of fellow crimelords.
Silvermane being concerned about the future is more sensible than a certain scene from a certain movie focusing on a certain villain with his board of directors.

Why did
Silvermane feel the need to tie Kingpin to his chair to show him their concerns though? It's not like the story needed to go that far to show how much distrust
Silvermane and other gang bosses have regarding
Kingpin.
"Spider-Man's presence is expensive to us, we won't try to do anything even though it will be established later this season that we all share the same city this guy tours, let's just place all the challenge of removing this pest on your shoulders alone."
Look at
Hammerhead sitting on the table like he's a gang boss. Are you a gang boss,
Hammer? Are you?
How is there so much well captured continuous footage of Spider-Man keeping him precisely in frame in the Hall of Ganglords monitor?
Kingpin can cuts these metal wires holding him by sheer force of willpower (and muscle) with absolute ease, tells of his plan to end the wallcrawler.
Shot shifts to prison gates, a robot mouser moves in,
Alistaire Smythe is like the
Baxter Stockman in this show, who seemingly happened to inspire 2003 animated
Turtles series
Baxter Stockman.
Fun, almost unrelated trivia;
Baxter Stockman and
Shredder never met in the original
Mirage Comics.
That one beetle carries a new energy belt to give it to the
Chameleon,
Cammy is happy to hear the message from
Al Smythe who knew the precise measure of
Chameleon's hip to make the new belt a perfect fit, and it has a pre-recorded picture of warden
Davis.
Prison guard sees the warden in his night tour, opens the cell door, sees that it's the
Chameleon in there and he has more than 50 seconds chance to simply close the door behind him and end the escape attempt.
Sorry, what? Oh yeah, a story needs to happen. Switch shots mate, forget the logic of a well trained prison guard in a facility containing super powered villains can fight back and hold the threat, let's just shift the shot to him being conscious, unhurt, and cage in the
Chameleon's stead.
This scene alone being this bonkers and stupid made me lose confidence in this being a good episode. I will still enjoy it, but I won't tell you that it's a good episode.
Sorry
John Semper jr. I still love your show, and I appreciate being in the wonderful facebook group you started for us fans of your show, but I'll try to be as fair as possible and still say what parts are done wrong and are not well handled, like this one.
And then fake prison guard moves to other super villain cells, starting with the no longer super extra large, green skinned, yellow eyed, has claws/talons/long sharp nails on the tips of his fingers, we see his face for the second and only other time after his debut...
Mc Gargan/
Scorpion.
And then these villains in the order that follows:
- Quentin Beck
- Shocker (why the mask? You have nothing to protect from your shock blasts from your broken shock blasters. Artists couldn't think of a face to draw for you? Ok)
Then the group take back their suits and equipment from storage area, somehow the shock gloves are repiared and... oh, they were repaired for the
Venom episode all of a sudden. Who took the time to cut off webs he was hanging from by the church to repair his broken shock blasters? Smythe took off long enough before that event to go back to his boss with the black flaming rock.
Mysterio hides the group in fog guards enter to see remains of fog but don't question where the smog that looks like cotton candy came from and they just leave, giving our four heroes the time to get out of their hiding.
Then they get
Rhino out, and then
Doc Ock, and who built these holding cells for them faster than they could be captured? And everyone happily escapes.
Warehouse rendezvous, sample of show how Spider-Man can lose against six, robot breaks,
Chameleon freaks out
Kingpin, all clap together. Scene shift back to Spider-Man the next morning who swings until his powers suddenly tap out, and CGI of a building he's falling from does not match with the next shot of hand drawn building.
Spider-Man jogs, his clothes are on a high ledge so he can't reach them now, his webbing dissolves in an hour, but this arc will ignore this established rule.
Peter has breakfast the next morning, one consisting of two slices of bread with no stuffing between them.
May is concerned that he's running late without his breakfast that was already in his hand.
Peter enters as soon as the lecture and the announcement of the
Toomes Foundation grant ends, and ponders his luck as all students leave the hall.
Time for the best dialogue exchange for the episode
Michael: "I had thought you would be my main competition
Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line."
Peter: "Don't forget Michael; the tortoise beat the hare."
Michael: "In my country, we eat tortoises."
Felicia approaches
Pete then,
Morbius shows the irksome courtesy of suddenly bowing down and kissing her hand (what's up with that awkward tradition?), and then both her and
Peter take turn insulting the dude. Did I mention that
Peter is a jerk in the first two seasons of this show? Cause he is, and this is a sample.
Flash takes our his frustration on his role model cause the boss of his role model is insulting that very same role model. It's funny to express what happened with this sentence due to the relationships between
Jameson,
Peter, and
Flash.
And
Peter exits the scene just like
Batman. Swinging between pointless CGI scenery that is not used often enough to justify wasting budget on making what may be a CGI model of the entire city of
Manhattan of the time.
Cool fight scene, but power phase out again.
Scorpion follows the train Spider-Man is on, on foot, and catches on to it. I guess
Scorpion's pacing speed saved him from meeting the fate of the villain from
Speed once he bumped into the iron sign amidst his confusion.
Spider-Man goes to
Connors to see what makes his powers fail him repeatedly, and remembers that the radioactive spider did not go through neogenic waves to mutate the effects of his bite the way I remember it happened.
Tests end, and
Connors is like "Spider-Man prepare, you won't stay Spider-Man, you will be man."
Villains scour the city for Spider-Man,
Peter ponders the loss of his powers, but thinks he can go on dates again, and worries he will keep
Felicia hanging.
Felicia wants the date tonight, man, it's still the afternoon for you.
Scorpion and
Ock meet in the suburbs,
Octavius makes
Gargan tell him about his plans, and then he shows him how to do it right. And this is the evening.
May got a call from
Felicia, concerned that
Peter is late. Call ends and
Felicia says she'd worry if
Peter ever showed up on time. I won't ask why you called then, but I'll ask why
Peter couldn't make it in time when he had too much of it?
A mugger picks her purse, wearing that jersey again
Morbius is in the scene to stop the purse snatcher, he drops the purse as a cop car approaches, and cop car chases the running (insert
Arnold joke) man.
Morbius and
Felicia make googly eyes and they go to the exhibit.
Ock's plane is in effect,
Scorpion is nowhere near to be sighted to witness the plan.
Peter comes home completely ignoring
Felicia and talks about being late, and heads to the kitchen to read
Ock's note.
One visit to the clinic,
Shocker is suspicious. Spidey drops a visit, and is met with a
Wicked Witch of the West homage.
To be continued
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An ok start to the season, not a bad one. Could have been better
I'll give it: 2.5/5 they are not properly Insidious
EDIT: I originally kept the score 3/5, but I think the current score is more accurate.