spiderman vs. thor

[atreestump]

OK so I'm just gonna chalk it up as, "The story I'm looking for is false.." lets move on shall we? instead of talking about who likes what in the butt. Who else is excited to finally see moonknight get his butt handed to him in the newest issue of Hulk? In b4 this topic doesn't belong here. it's my thread and I'll talk about it if I want to :P

 

[Mr. Green]

Ha! Your avatar makes that 10 times funnier.

Holy crap, yeah it does!

 

[atreestump]

K cool I'm being ignored in my own thread. However it's doing pretty good. Paradox! such conflicting emotions right now.

 

[Varient]

OK so I'm just gonna chalk it up as, "The story I'm looking for is false.." lets move on shall we? instead of talking about who likes what in the butt. Who else is excited to finally see moonknight get his butt handed to him in the newest issue of Hulk? In b4 this topic doesn't belong here. it's my thread and I'll talk about it if I want to :P

???
In a "Spiderman vs Thor thread?

We haven't even got into Hogun, Fanderal and Voltstagg versus the Iron Spiders yet!

 

[Themanofbat]

OK so I'm just gonna chalk it up as, "The story I'm looking for is false.." lets move on shall we? instead of talking about who likes what in the butt. Who else is excited to finally see moonknight get his butt handed to him in the newest issue of Hulk? In b4 this topic doesn't belong here. it's my thread and I'll talk about it if I want to :P

Never mind the new crap... I'm still doing my Spidey/Thor research...

 

[jewmaican20]

Wasn't there an issue in Spidey 2099 where he and Thor "throw" down?

I'm using quote marks because it wasn't much of a match, as I recall...

But now I'm not sure what went down. It's in Spider-Man 2099 #16, but it gets confusing, and Thor keeps throwing Spidey around...

 

[atreestump]

uh huh.. I remember my math teacher telling me that spidey won the fight by wrapping thor up with so much webbing he couldn't get out..

 

[moraldeficiency]

uh huh.. I remember my math teacher telling me that spidey won the fight by wrapping thor up with so much webbing he couldn't get out..

your math teacher's full of ****.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, that sounds suspect. Thor could get out of any amount of webbing in a bunch of ways.

Wasn't there an issue in Spidey 2099 where he and Thor "throw" down?

I'm using quote marks because it wasn't much of a match, as I recall...

But now I'm not sure what went down. It's in Spider-Man 2099 #16, but it gets confusing, and Thor keeps throwing Spidey around...

Was it really Thor? I thought the 2099 universe only had some tech-enhanced imposter.

 

[jewmaican20]

Well, the Thor from 2099 was a guy who belonged to a sect of priests known as "Thorites" who apparently worshipped the original Thor. It seems more than a deity, they worshipped the concept of Thor, and Cecil MacAdam (the priest) assumed the role.

However, the corporations that ensured the status quo at the time plotted to create a new Thor using tech in order to distract people from the actual heroes.

I don't know what came first, though, and it's kind of confusing...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ah. I never read much of the 2099 stuff, although I liked the Spider-Man 2099 concept.

 

[Themanofbat]

uh huh.. I remember my math teacher telling me that spidey won the fight by wrapping thor up with so much webbing he couldn't get out..

Ah HA!!!!! That's it....

This story was from Avengers #11 (1964)...

Kang creates a Spider-Man robot to attack the Avengers...

In a nutshell, Robot-Spidey is fighting an irrate Thor, who throws his hammer at him... Robot-Spidey webs it out of Thor's reach and then keeps webbing up Thor... Thor keeps breaking out, only to be webbed again.. remember, if Thor doesn't get to his hammer within 60 seconds, he turns into Donald Blake... so when Robot-Spidey keeps webbing him, after the minute is up, the fight is basically over. Robot-Spidey defeats the Avengers only to be thwarted by the REAL Spdier-Man.

Yep... I knew this all familiar... and your math teacher was right.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, and yet another reason why the 60-second limit was and always will be as ******ed as most other Silver Age weaknesses. How'd Spider-Man even web the hammer up, anyway? If Thor threw it at him, it's supposed to return to his hand, regardless of what's in its way.

 

[Themanofbat]

That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, and yet another reason why the 60-second limit was and always will be as ******ed as most other Silver Age weaknesses. How'd Spider-Man even web the hammer up, anyway? If Thor threw it at him, it's supposed to return to his hand, regardless of what's in its way.

LOL!!!! t: t: t:

I knew this plot line would get your feathers suffled... but it's written by Stan Lee himself and I just read it in my Avengers Masterworks...

Some of those cheesy weaknesses worked for the times, but that 60 second time limit wasn't as bad as Green Lantern can't do anything against the colour "yellow"...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The 60-second limit, yellow, wood, Kryptonite--all of them are stupid, outdated nonsense that really need to go. It's dismaying how often they do go away only to be brought back. I'm looking at you, Mr. Geoff "Alan Scott must have his stupid goddamn wood weakness and look like he's 60" Johns.

 

[atreestump]

Ah HA!!!!! That's it....

This story was from Avengers #11 (1964)...

Kang creates a Spider-Man robot to attack the Avengers...

In a nutshell, Robot-Spidey is fighting an irrate Thor, who throws his hammer at him... Robot-Spidey webs it out of Thor's reach and then keeps webbing up Thor... Thor keeps breaking out, only to be webbed again.. remember, if Thor doesn't get to his hammer within 60 seconds, he turns into Donald Blake... so when Robot-Spidey keeps webbing him, after the minute is up, the fight is basically over. Robot-Spidey defeats the Avengers only to be thwarted by the REAL Spdier-Man.

Yep... I knew this all familiar... and your math teacher was right.

FINALLY!!! You are the man

 

[atreestump]

That is why I never liked the green lantern the stupid wood weakness then I found out the other weakness of the other green lantern was the color yellow that is when I stopped collecting DC. and now with spiderman's new weakness to the Anti-Venom it makes his powers drop.. Blech!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, aren't Spider-Man and Anti-Venom buddies now? At least the Anti-Venom weakness won't be used against Spider-Man that much if they're on the same side.

The GLs found they could overcome their yellow weakness by conquering fear, by the way. So that one's out too.

 

[Themanofbat]

I remember a fight between Barry Allen Flash & Hal Jordan Green Lantern, and Hal uses his ring to make a hatchet to take a stab at the Flash, only for Barry to move into position so that the "yellow" from his insignia would deflect the blow...

t: t: t:

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ha, that's pretty silly. "I'm going to block you with the roughly .05% of my torso that you have no power against!" I mean, if it were at least a boot, I could've bought it a little easier. There's a lot of boot to go around.

 

[atreestump]

or or or what about superman's stupid weakness to kryptonite I mean how gay is that right? I mean am I right totally gey it's like "o that'll kill me better not touch it.." LOL how stupid..

 

[Themanofbat]

I always enjoyed Red Kryptonite's crazy side-effects as a kid... t: t: t:

 

[atreestump]

I always enjoyed Red Kryptonite's crazy side-effects as a kid... t: t: t:

what did red kryptonite do Themanofbat. I'm DC stupid

 

[jewmaican20]

The 60-second limit, yellow, wood, Kryptonite--all of them are stupid, outdated nonsense that really need to go. It's dismaying how often they do go away only to be brought back. I'm looking at you, Mr. Geoff "Alan Scott must have his stupid goddamn wood weakness and look like he's 60" Johns.

Yeah, but at least Johns made the yellow weakness (what they call an "impurity") a little more plausible as a plot point, what with the whole "color spectrum" and all.
As for the others? They're goofy. Chuck 'em.

 

[Morg]

what did red kryptonite do Themanofbat. I'm DC stupid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite