State Your Opinion on A Character - Part 1

[BLACKVULCAN]

Man anbuis haven't you seen enough "I robot" terminator flicks to know robots eventually turn on their masters even robot hookers! Screw that bro!she would kill you with that sammich and run off with the toaster just give me a green angelina even its only light! Hehe

 

[Anubis]

Well, that's the price you pay with regular hookers.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Hmmm you do have a point there.especially. if you pay them in monoply money they can be mean!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, I mean, you said you'd make a machine to make the robot hooker. Why not just make a robot hooker pop into existence. You place limits on your own power, foolish mortal!

 

[Anubis]

But if I did that, she could only go 10 feet from me before ceasing to exist.....and then how would she make money for me on the stroll?

The better question would be, why don't you make a machine that boosts the range of your ring to the entire universe?

 

[Mystirious]

But if I did that, she could only go 10 feet from me before ceasing to exist.....and then how would she make money for me on the stroll?

The better question would be, why don't you make a machine that boosts the range of your ring to the entire universe?

You could create an entire universe of robot hookers 'Nubsy

I'm pretty sure that has happened at one point or another.

I need to read that

 

[Anubis]

I always wondered why the Guardians never choose a, like, Super genius or something. Why not give a coluan a ring?

I think it's because they're scared to give a ring to somebody too intelligent. They might see through their boos**t and take over.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, even Hal saw through their boos*** eventually, so maybe they were smart to avoid genuinely intelligent people.

But if I did that, she could only go 10 feet from me before ceasing to exist.....and then how would she make money for me on the stroll?

The better question would be, why don't you make a machine that boosts the range of your ring to the entire universe?

Because that's f***ing cheating.

 

[Kurosawa]

The ring is awesome, one of the great weapons of the DCU

At one time, the Guardians had intended to give a ring to a being of superior intelligence-Kal-El, actually. But then Tomar-Re was unable to slow Krypton's destruction, and Kal-El's life took the path that it took. Obviously, if he had been given a ring, he would have been the greatest Green Lantern of all time.

 

[Anubis]

They were gonna give a ring to a baby? Or did you mean his father?

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

"Rise of the I robot hooker Machines!"

The day Skytrick came online and mankind's downfall and we would have Anubis to blame for it all! Hahaha

 

[Hound55]

The robot hookers came along and mankind went down..?

 

[SuperFerret]

I love it, and have one of my own.

(I also hate super-intelligent Kal-El. Intelligence isn't a physical attribute.)

 

[Franklin Richards]

Intelligence is often the enemy of will.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Don't guns usually fire bullet constructs in the comics? The constructs go by the ringbearer's mental image, and most people picture guns firing bullets. I don't see where the mystery is.

It never looks like a bullet construct, it looks like a real bullet. And sparks from gunpowder fly out of the barrel too.

 

[Mystirious]

I always wondered why the Guardians never choose a, like, Super genius or something. Why not give a coluan a ring?

I think it's because they're scared to give a ring to somebody too intelligent. They might see through their boos**t and take over.

Yep if they gave the ring to someone like Brainiac 5 he would quickly realise the Guardians are incompetent and villainous and end up taking over the Green Lantern Corps so he can run it more efficiently

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Best thing ever

 

[Kurosawa]

They were gonna give a ring to a baby? Or did you mean his father?

To Kal-El once he reached maturity. Jor-El and Lara were considered by the Guardians to be the most superior couple in the universe, and they knew that their child would be even greater than them and the most important person ever born.

I love it, and have one of my own.

(I also hate super-intelligent Kal-El. Intelligence isn't a physical attribute.)

It is what his creators intended for him to be.

Spoiler

Kryptonians were a super-race both physically and mentally:

Spoiler

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[E-Man]

I used to have a quote from Cracked as my sig. It said, "Green Lantern is the only superhero powerful enough to make a cue in the the shape of a giant dong to play pool with the planets, but still get his ass kicked by Sesame Street's Big Bird because he's allergic to the color yellow."

 

[Anubis]

That would be hilarious if they didn't dump that yellow weakness 20 years ago.

Anyway, that's it for the greatest weapon in the universe.

Spoiler

.....Shiny...

The Justice Society of America

 

[E-Man]

Mr. Terrific is the man. Alan Scott is the man. Wildcat is the man. Doctor Mid-nite is the man. Obsidian is the man. Power Girl is the woMan.

 

[flash13]

Awesome team, I especially love Jay, Dr. Fate and Wildcat

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Great team that's fallen on hard times lately. Johns' decision to expand them to the point of bursting was a terrible one, and I don't think their comic ever recovered from it.

 

[Kitsune]

"Rise of the I robot hooker Machines!"

The day Skytrick came online and mankind's downfall and we would have Anubis to blame for it all! Hahaha

♫Teenage Mutant Robot Hookers♫
♫Heroes by the half hour♫

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Oldies to the rescue
Fun