Stripper Stories

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Every (legal) red-blooded male has one, and who knows, maybe there are a couple of ladies out there that have a story or 2 of their own. Someone get the ball rolling & I'll share my experiences when the boss isn't looking. Remember to keep them Hype-friendly. t:

 

[StrainedEyes]

I knew a stripper once. She was gorgeous and I'd come to watch her dance every time she came one. I even gave her flowers and letters. You see, she had custody problems with her daughter. Her husband was this criminal but had their daughter because she had no job. I decided that I would help out and tried to blackmail a congressman into assisting with her case. The congressman had beat up some guy at the strip club earlier and became obsessed with the stripper. The congressman had me killed.

I don't know what happened after that, I think it involved a snake and Ving Rhames.

 

[SoulManX]

I knew a stripper once. She was gorgeous and I'd come to watch her dance every time she came one. I even gave her flowers and letters. You see, she had custody problems with her daughter. Her husband was this criminal but had their daughter because she had no job. I decided that I would help out and tried to blackmail a congressman into assisting with her case. The congressman had beat up some guy at the strip club earlier and became obsessed with the stripper. The congressman had me killed.

I don't know what happened after that, I think it involved a snake and Ving Rhames.

You have been watching Strip Tease again

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I guess the best place to start is the beginning. The first time I went to a strip club was the night of my graduation, 18 years old. I couldn't afford to go to my grad night so my cousins who were in town decided to take me to San Francisco for my first strip club experience. The club: The Crazy Horse. The place was pretty small. Only one stage.

After a while my cousins told me to pick one for a lap dance which I wasn't really expecting. I zeroed in on this blonde. Beautiful and curvy. Unfortunately she disappeared for a while backstage and the next time we saw her she looked ready to leave in her street clothes. My cousins bf went up to her and got her to accept one last dance. Her name was Ashley.

She took me to the back (no else was back there) and we small talked about how it was my graduation and my first time to a place like that. I think the fact that she was in her street clothes in the beginning made it hotter. Anyway, she did her thing and grinded me for well over a song. It was awesome for my first lap dance and to this day, she's still the only strippers name I've remembered.

 

[Kable24]

A bunch of us from work used to go every once in a while. At the time I had my concealed weapons permit, so I always carried my Ruger .45 in a shoulder holster. I was getting a lap dance from this stripper and she was rubbing her hands all over my and she moved her hands past my light jacket and felt the gun. Her eyes got really big and she didn't know what to do. So she hopped off me. I wasn't done yet.

 

[Mrh7448]

My friend worked as a bouncer at a strip club. So I got to meet a few of the girls. SOme of them are really messed up. Like the one who was 60, drugged out and a grandmother...and yet people still got her to dance...*shudders*

The best story was when I went to above friends Bachelor party. We went to a club after awhile and I was pretty trashed. He refused to get a dance (having worked a club) so I ended up with one, they bought me one. I ended up in the back for like 5 songs (I thought it was two) and at the end they came and got me. I ended up paying for one additional dance and some Canadian Tire money...hey it looks like a 20. Man she was pissed.

 

[piccolo]

I'm not a big stripclub guy. I mean, I like the idea of seeing naked women dancing around, but i'm not too keen on paying for it. I did it just for the experience but as far as going into clubs and tricking on dancing girls, its not my thing.

But I do love when other guys have stories about it though. t: "Strip club" and "story" together in the same sentence always equals laughs.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I remember when I was in college going to a strip club with some alumni once. We were sitting at a smaller satelite stage, a stripper started dancing and she looked really familar, I looked at another undergrad that was there and we both realized the stripper was a grad student in the photography department. One of the Alumni gave me a dollar to tip her, it was a little awkward.

Recently went to Vegas and a friend of mine really wanted to go to a strip club there. Me and the other people on the trip weren't very interested knowing it'd be a huge ripoff, but went anyway. Within 5 minutes of getting there, my friend disappears, 30 minutes later he showed up again, looking somewhat shocking and embarassed, he spent $200 in half an hour and they say gambling is quick way to lose money.

 

[Mdizzle]

I've been to the rippers separately with the boys, then with the ladies. Fun experiences with both groups of friends.

Both times I found we received particular attention from the dancers—especially when I went with the chicks, sitting right in the creepers' row. With the boys, all my drinks end up paid for, and with the ladies, a dancer always ends up sitting with us and chatting us up—not for lap dances, but maybe because the dynamics are different.

I find going to the rippers to be enjoyable. The best times are when the dancers are more enthusiastic—I've seen a couple sets where they seem apathetic and can't wait to grab their thong off the floor and get out of there. However, most show no fear and have no qualms about putting their goods up front...the look on my buddy's face when a dancer put her set up on his shoulder. Ha! Good times all around.

 

[AndThePickles]

I've never been to one, but I'd like to go for the experience. I know a lot of girls who go to them regularly. It makes me sad to hear some guys act like the strippers are actually interested in them instead of their money I don't really have any interest in going to a male strip club, however.

 

[Mdizzle]

I remember when I was in college going to a strip club with some alumni once. We were sitting at a smaller satelite stage, a stripper started dancing and she looked really familar, I looked at another undergrad that was there and we both realized the stripper was a grad student in the photography department. One of the Alumni gave me a dollar to tip her, it was a little awkward.

I've seen a couple college students work as dancers, as far as they've claimed. Never actually seen them on campus, but I can imagine it would be interesting running into them.

 

[Yurka]

My good buddy went to high school with this girl, they were pretty good friends, knew each others parents etc. I forget her name, I'll call her Stacy. Later it came to his knowledge that she was working at a strip club and of course he wanted to go. We got there and immediately, as to be expected it was very awkward, but these types of situations do not impact my friend at all, I've never seen him embarrassed. So, of course, he requests a lap dance from his friend he's known for years. She starts doing her thing and the whole time he's saying things like "How are your parents Stacy?" with complete disregard for her stage name/ the fact that she's naked. Afterwords, he gets up and says, I quote "Thanks Stacy, that was delightful" and we leave.
That was 3 years ago, I still laugh about it.

 

[Darthphere]

Every (legal) red-blooded male has one, and who knows, maybe there are a couple of ladies out there that have a story or 2 of their own. Someone get the ball rolling & I'll share my experiences when the boss isn't looking. Remember to keep them Hype-friendly. t:

It's possible that we've gone to the same strip club.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I went to a bachelor party at strip club. The following day, his wedding day, his body from the neck down was covered in the names of pretty ladies who'd only hours before been rubbing their naughties all over him. Best honeymoon ever.

 

[AndThePickles]

I went to a bachelor party at strip club. The following day, his wedding day, his body from the neck down was covered in the names of pretty ladies who'd only hours before been rubbing their naughties all over him. Best honeymoon ever.

Ugh What was he thinking?

 

[BlackLantern]

Ugh What was he thinking?

He was thinking it was awesome

When I was in the Navy, I had a friend who started dating a stripper....3 weeks in he ended up in a fight and getting stabbed by her crazy ex....we all warned him but he didn't listen....he was ok but the relationship didn't last long past the stabbing

 

[Spider-Who?]

I almost married one.

True Story.

She was a stripper when we first met in college (thats not how I met her, lol). We became friends...friendship turned into romance, but because I didn't want to be dating a stripper, she quit (on her own accord). A year later we were engaged. Stupid on my part. Apparently, its a true stereotype that strippers have major issues, cause damn, she had issues in spades. I finally got tired of it (and her still fledging exhibitionist tendencies) and dumped her.

Moral of the story, kids:

Don't fall in love with a stripper. They'll break more than your bank account.

 

[Mdizzle]

I guess it takes a certain kind of person to accept dating someone who be jiggling and grinding their goods on other men, whether it's for money or not.

 

[Spider-Who?]

I guess it takes a certain kind of person to accept dating someone who be jiggling and grinding their goods on other men, whether it's for money or not.

yeah, its called a fool.

In my own personal deffense, she was never an active stripper (or should I say "paid"?) while we were together. What she did and who she did it with on her own time was against my wishes and behind my back.

The only plus side to dating a stripper it that it is endless bragging rights.

 

[SoulManX]

Ugh What was he thinking?

A lot better than what Mario Lopez did at his pre wedding party

 

[Crazy Flakes]

I'm a straight chick and I have no interest in going to a strip club. I'm not too keen on the thought of being surrounded by middle aged divorcees while some beefed-up guy swings his junk in my face.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I've never been to one, but I'd like to go for the experience. I know a lot of girls who go to them regularly. It makes me sad to hear some guys act like the strippers are actually interested in them instead of their money I don't really have any interest in going to a male strip club, however.

There were a few guys in my fraternity who uttered those sad words a few times "Hey guys, I think the stripper really liked me". We'd always ask how much he just gave her and laugh at the triple digit answer.

Here's two more stories;
Going back to our college as alumni we went to the strip club, one of the strippers there used to be a student at the high school my friend student taught at in college. A little awkward for him, hilarious for us.

After moving back to Chicago after college, me and some friends wanted to go to a strip club after the bar we were at closed. The strip club at our school had a $7 cover, was fully nude and served alcohol. This was the first strip club we went to in Chicago, there was a $25 cover, $5 mandatory coat check and one drink minimum, but since it was fully nude, non-alcholic one drink minimum, so we all ordered our $5 waters. Already pissed about what a rip off this place is, my friend needs more cash so goes to the cash machine and instead of money gets basically gift certicates to the strip club, so he had to get a lap dance to get change. Last time we've ever been to a Chicago strip club.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Cheetah's in San Diego has great talent but bad policy. After her set, the dancer will walk around the entire place collecting tips. I hate that. I much prefer clubs where you're only expected to tip if you're at the rail.

 

[BlackLantern]

Cheetah's in San Diego has great talent but bad policy. After her set, the dancer will walk around the entire place collecting tips. I hate that. I much prefer clubs where you're only expected to tip if you're at the rail.

I went to Cheetahs once....never went back....was more of a Deja Vu guy when I was in SD

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Every (legal) red-blooded male has one, and who knows, maybe there are a couple of ladies out there that have a story or 2 of their own. Someone get the ball rolling & I'll share my experiences when the boss isn't looking. Remember to keep them Hype-friendly. t:

This one time, I got a lapdance from a stripper. She did things. I paid her.