Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 1

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Man Makes Magnificently Terrible Guess on Wheel of Fortune


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Wheel of Fortune blunders are always funny, but one man's attempt to solve the puzzle tonight was so magnificently wrong, it deserves a place in the Wheel of Misfortune Hall of Fame.

Poor, unfortunate Stephen thought he had the solution for the song lyric partially spelled out before him.

It was so obviously, "Surf city, here we come." The "we come" was even fully solved.

How Stephen settled on his nonsensical answer, the world may never know. At least he didn't lose a chance at $1 million.

Seriously, what the heck was going through this man's mind? It makes zero sense what he says and he must be illiterate since he doesn't even read the words that are there for him :huh:
 
Whenever I see anything like that I'm reminded of South Park when they had Randy try to guess the word Naggers under people who annoy you.
 
Man Drives His Dead Girlfriend's Corpse on Cross-Country Road Trip

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Ray Tomlinson's girlfriend died on a road trip from Arizona to Michigan. Believing he had 48 hours before he was legally required to report her death, he drove her decomposing corpse, along with his 93-year-old mother, the rest of the way home. He didn't take her body to the hospital, he told the Detroit Free Press, because he "cared too much for her."

Tomlinson, 62, told police that he believes that the woman, whose name has yet to be released because her family has still not been informed of her death, died somewhere in Oklahoma or Texas. More from the Detroit Free Press:

Police, who did not release Tomlinson's name, said the driver told them he was in a rural, area early Monday morning when the woman slumped forward and was cold to the touch.

"He then does an Internet search via his phone," Warren Police Detective Sgt. Stephen Mills said. "He says he finds on the Internet that he has 48 hours to take her to a medical examiner or to a morgue."

Tomlinson said he broke no law. He said he worried that if he stopped, authorities "would have impounded my vehicle, they would have probably incarcerated me to do an investigation and I had a 93-year-old woman in my car that I needed to get home."


According to Tomlinson, he first met his girlfriend, 31, when she was homeless. He said that she had a history of drug problems and that their relationship began after he took her in and helped her receive treatment. Police suspect that the woman may have died of a drug overdose and that an autopsy does not show signs of foul play:

Before the trip back to Michigan, the woman signed herself out of a medical facility on May 28, according to police. That same day, she had several prescriptions filled, including one for 30 OxyContin, police said.

The bottle was empty when she arrived in Michigan.


Police were first made aware of Tomlinson driving his girlfriend's dead body cross-country when an employee from the facility she had previously checked out of called to schedule a follow-up appointment in Michigan. Tomlinson told the employee what had happened. "I just drove and drove, and I knew I'd be in some kind of trouble," Tomlinson told WDIV.

A solemn final note from the Detroit Free Press:

The woman was found in the passenger seat of the vehicle with her seat belt fastened. She wore a blue tie-dyed tank top and sunglasses, a blanket covered her lap and investigators found a trimmed-off straw in her pocket.
“I just lost a very close friend ,” Tomlinson said.

When asked if he would have done things differently, he said, “Yes.”

http://www.freep.com/article/20140604/NEWS04/306040129/dead-woman-arizona-michigan-van-transport

Guy says he cared for a homeless drug addict yet he picks her up from rehab and lets her fill scripts that include 30 blues? Guy should be charged with something, I wish stupid people could get charged for just being idiots
 
I understand his reasoning for not wanting to stop but everything else was plain stupid.
 
First Date Ends In Tragedy of Shakespearean Proportions

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An internet date took a dramatically tragic turn last month in Morocco when a man, under the mistaken impression his date had just dropped dead, tried to dispose of her body.

Mina El Houari, a French woman, flew to Morocco in May to meet an internet suitor whose name has not been publicly released. They were having a date at his house when El Houari, an undiagnosed diabetic, suddenly keeled over and passed out.

The man apparently decided the best thing to do would be to immediately hide her not-quite-dead body, so he dug a shallow grave in his backyard and buried her in it. She eventually suffocated, but wasn't discovered until El Houari's family filed a missing person's report, prompting police to raid the man's home.

He reportedly confessed and faces involuntary manslaughter charges.

http://nypost.com/2014/06/04/woman-buried-alive-after-worst-first-date-ever/

I really don't understand the thinking behind this, if I was on a date and thought my date had died I think most normal people call an ambulance or rush her to a hospital. Why would anyone immediately jump to dispose of the body?
 
If it had been Florida she would've tried to eat his face.
 
Cop Busted for Using Hidden Bathroom Cameras to Film Pooping Men

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Here's a contender for Best Local News Story of 2014: Through dogged, gumshoe reporting, KTVI's Chris Hayes tracked down the person—a now-former cop—who police say placed hidden cameras in restrooms around Chesterfield, Mo. and posted videos of men pooping to the internet.

"When I saw myself pooping, I was just like you've gotta be kidding me," Rob Cheney told KTVI, adding that he'd just moved to Chesterfield last month. "Three weeks and I'm already on a poop cam pretty much. So three weeks and everybody's seen me poop? That's terrible. Hahaha."

Hayes, who was first tipped off about the filming scheme when someone found a hidden camera in a bathroom at the Chesterfield Mall, noticed that many of the secretly-videoed men were wearing they same uniform. That led him to Cheney, who he asked to remember what bathrooms he'd recently used.

"I had to think because you don't document everywhere you go to the bathroom, so it took me a while to pinpoint where it was," Cheney said.

Then Hayes got to work. From KTVI:

Fox 2 checked his list of rest rooms, comparing the online video to each bathroom. Then we found a perfect match, from the floor tiles to the drain by the toilet.

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But we found no camera when we first discovered the bathroom. We took our investigative research to Chesterfield Police.


The key break, according KTVI, came when Hayes noticed that the pooping bathroom webpage, which shut down during the investigation, linked to a house in St. Charles County owned by the suspect, later identified as Officer David Cerna, a six-year veteran of the Chesterfield Police Department.

From St. Louis Today:

Cerna has admitted to the crimes and told investigators he placed ads on Craigslist posing as women wanting casual sex, and would send photos of a woman he didn't know to men who responded.

After sending photos, Cerna provided a cellphone number and sent text messages from that number, giving his home address with instructions on what to do when men came to the front door.

Cerna said he would record video of men having anonymous oral sex with Cerna through a hole in a door. As many as 60 men visited his home over 18 months, Cerna told police.


Cerna was arrested after a raid on his home and charged with invasion of privacy in St. Louis and St. Charles counties.

"The Chesterfield Police Department has arrested one of our own officers, working from a tip from an investigative reporter Chris Hayes from Fox 2 News." Chesterfield Police Chief Ray Johnson said at a press conference. "It was rather shocking of course and took a minute to sink in, but we realized the severity of it and just set out to deal with it immediately as we would with any other suspect."

http://fox2now.com/2014/06/06/chesterfield-police-officer-accused-of-invasion-of-privacy/

Some people are weird as hell
 
Teens Rent $240,000 Sports Car Using Stolen Credit Card

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Two Santa Rosa, Ca. teens were arrested by police this week after being pulled over in an orange McLaren sports car valued at $240,000. The two apparently rented the car for $13,000 with a stolen credit card, with which they also rented a $12 million vacation home.

Mohannad Halaweh and Nhimia Kahsay, both 19, were arrested by police without incident. According to police, the car they were pulled over in was reported stolen. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Halaweh was arrested on suspicion of possessing stolen property and credit card fraud; his bail was set at $100,000. Kahsay was arrested on outstanding fraud warrants and is expected to face additional charges in connection with the most recent incident, Raasch said. His bail was set at $60,000.

Halaweh has a history of using fraudulently obtained credit cards. Earlier this year, he tried to buy 14 iPhones and two laptops with a fake credit card. According to the Santa Rosa Press-Democrat:

Halaweh was reportedly on his way back from a court date for a previous brush with the law when he was arrested Wednesday. In March, he was arrested in Berkeley on suspicion of using a fake credit card to try to purchase $10,000 of merchandise at an Apple Store.

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Sonoma-teens-arrested-after-renting-240-000-5536858.php

I think it's funny when people think they can get away with credit card fraud in these modern times
 
Drunk Man In Only Shorts and Socks Arrested for Attempted Candy Theft

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Police in Prince Frederick, Md. arrested a drunk man on Friday afternoon for attempting to steal candy from a Subway restaurant. He was reportedly only wearing shorts and socks.

Hey. If you're going to try to steal candy, at least be comfortable while you do it. Fifty-year-old James Dean Wirick was booked in a detention center in Calvert County and charged with theft under $100 and disorderly conduct.

After arriving at the detention center, Wirick allegedly ripped a telephone out of a wall and was then slapped with an additional charge of destruction of property.

http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/loc...-md-man-arrested-for-stealing-candy/10199313/

And this is why drinking till you blackout is bad people
 
Teacher Pulls Knife On Students, Demands Ride to Jack in the Box

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NBC News 4 reports that a Los Angeles teacher allegedly drunkenly pulled a knife on students in their car Saturday night and demanded they take him to the fast food chain Jack in the Box. The teacher, 34-year-old Edward Maust, was charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and criminal threats after surrendering to the police Sunday afternoon.

The alleged incident began when three of Maust's 17-year-old students at Arroyo Pacific Academy recognized Maust on a street corner at around 9:30 pm Saturday. Maust asked the students for a ride, and they said yes. Los Angeles County Sheriff Deputy Tony Moore notes, "They immediately noticed that he was intoxicated. They didn't feel safe. They got out of the car and he ordered them back into the car." After that, Maust allegedly pulled out a knife and demanded the students drive him to get fast food. One of the students managed to call 911, and Maust got out of the car and fled once he realized a police helicopter was tailing them.

Arroyo Pacific Academy, a private prep school, released a statement calling Maust "a long-term, well-respected faculty member who is involved." But the Academy spokesperson noted that their "primary concern is for the well being and welfare of our students."

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...Fast-Food-Restaurant-Officials-262334801.html

What was this guy thinking?
 
That he really wanted some Jack in the Crack?
 
Waffle House Makes Waitress Give Back a $1,000 Tip

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A waitress at a North Carolina Waffle House got the surprise of her life last month when a customer on her overnight shift left her a $1,000 tip, but her joy quickly turned to disappointment when Waffle House forced her to return the money.

At 3 a.m. on Mother's Day, one of Shaina Brown's customers told her she had a "good spirit" and he was going to "bless her" by tipping $1,500 for his patty melt. He asked her to give $500 to a woman at another table, but $1,000 was hers to keep.

Unfortunately for Brown, the generous man left the tip on a credit card. Waffle House claims it has a policy of only accepting tips that large by cash or check, and that "regular procedure" is to refund the money to the customer to avoid chargebacks. The restaurant didn't let Brown keep the $1,000.

"I feel like they stole from me," Brown told the Charlotte Observer. "They did exactly what they teach us not to do."

All was not lost, though. Observer reporter Josh Shaffer tracked down the "angel" who left the tip, a Raleigh businessman who didn't want to be named, and told him what happened.

The man is now writing Brown a personal check, making sure she gets her tip after all—no thanks to Waffle House.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/06/08/4963232/shaffer-waffle-house-waitress.html

Straight up jerk move from Waffle House. Good thing the guy is making sure she gets it anyway
 
Man Arrested For Beating His Brother With 3-Foot Marijuana Plants

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Rodney Brown of Lakeland, Florida was arrested this weekend after allegedly beating his brother with "spiky" pot plants at the home that they share.

Brown, 31, got into a verbal altercation with his brother Jackie, 33, on Saturday night, according to WPTV 5. Jackie told police that Rodney then "uprooted several cannabis plants in varying lengths up to three feet" from their backyard and hit him in the face with them.

Rodney was arrested on charges of domestic battery and cultivation and possession of marijuana after cops found 10 marijuana plants and drug paraphernalia on the property. It appears Jackie was not charged.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-man-beat-brother-pot-plant-cops-article-1.1823536

Freaking Polk county, I hate that place so much. That's why I got the heck out of there as soon as a I turned 18
 
Anesthesiologist Suspended for Constantly Sexting During Surgery

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Seattle anesthesiologist Arthur K. Zilberstein's license was suspended Monday, after the state Medical Quality Commission ruled his "preoccupation with sexual matters" compromised patient safety. Dr. Zilberstein, it seems, was constantly sexting while his patients were under anesthesia.

The commission claims Zilberstein sent messages containing innuendo between April and August 2013. On one day in June, he reportedly sent 64 texts during seven surgeries. One of them read, "I'm hella busy with C-sections." He is 47 years old.

Zilberstein is also accused of sending photos of himself in scrubs with his "genitals exposed" to a patient. The sexting wasn't the end of it, however — he stands accused of "looking at private medical records for his own sexual gratification," having sex in the hospital, issuing unauthorized prescriptions, and making racist remarks to a patient. He has 20 days to respond to these charges and request a hearing.

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/06/09/doctor-accused-of-sexting-during-surgery/

This guy has problems
 
It’s official: Malicious hackers have crappy password hygiene, too

Of all the people to know the need for complex, secure, encryption of passwords, you'd think the guys stealing them would do a better job with their own.

Given the amount of time malicious hackers spend bypassing other people's security, you might think that they pay close attention to locking down their own digital fortresses. It turns out that many of them don't, according to a recent blog post documenting some of their sloppiest password hygiene.

The post comes from Antonín Hýža, a researcher at antivirus provider Avast. As he was working to analyze a protected PHP shell, he got to wondering how strong the average hacker password was. He then tapped 40,000 samples of backdoors, bots, and shells his company had on hand. Remarkably, 1,255 of the underlying passwords were in plaintext, while another 346 were protected with the easily crackable MD5 hashing algorithm. The resulting 1,601 passwords he had to work with allowed him to see just how poor the bottom four percent of hackers' passwords were.

The fact that slightly more than three percent of the sample was in the clear was the first sign of just how sloppy some of the criminals Avast tracks are when it comes to password hygiene. These passwords can likely be obtained simply by viewing the scripts of programming languages, or in the case of binary code, by loading them into a hex viewer. As a result, a password with 75 characters, as one hacker set, or the passcode "lol dont try cracking 12 char+" (minus the quotes) chosen by another were easily recovered despite the work that went into trying to make them strong. The lack of any one-way hashing algorithm to obscure the passcodes makes one wonder why the authors bothered at all.

Then there were the passwords themselves. The average length was just six characters, short enough to be brute-force cracked in a matter of minutes in most cases. The passwords also contained a relatively small number of upper-case letters, numbers, and special characters. By sticking mostly to predictable lower-case letters, the hackers significantly reduced the "key space" required to carry out brute-force attacks. That plays to the favor of crackers, since small key spaces take much less time to exhaust. By using a more diverse set of characters to create passwords, key spaces become orders of magnitude larger, a dynamic that can quickly make brute-force cracking unfeasible. Based on a statistical analysis of the recovered passwords, Hýža constructed two character sets that stood the best chance of quickly cracking the remaining undeciphered passcodes. The shorter of the two contained just 28 characters: acdehiklmnorstu01234579!-.@_

Besides a lack of character diversity, password choices were marred by the same cast of horrible words found in just about every cracked database.

"There [were] a lot of variations of the word pass and root and also hax was used many times, but if I omit one common 4-letter word, the most frequently used word in this dictionary is hack," Hýža wrote. "It is worth mentioning that many PHP shells I analysed had only default passwords like r57, c99, password or yourpass."

Ars has spent more than two years chronicling the password follies of end users and Web services alike. While the methodology in Hýža's analysis focused only on the lowliest dregs of criminals' passwords, it's vaguely comforting to know that this group, too, struggles to pick strong passcodes.
Ars Technica
 
Most New Jersey Driver Ever Crashes Lambo, Leaves While It Burns

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The most New Jersey driver ever reportedly crashed a Lamborghini Murcielago by the George Washington Bridge early Monday morning, and then left the scene while the supercar burned.

North Jersey.com reports that the crash happened around 2:00 AM on Monday at the Fort Lee side of the bridge, right around where Christie screwed around with all that traffic.

The AP reports that the driver is 33-year-old Deankarte E. Ditchfield-Agboh according to Port Authority authorities. He was issued summonses for "abandonment of a vehicle" as well as "leaving the scene of an accident."

The car was an '08 Murcielago, not a Diablo as was previously reported.

Only a true New Jersey driver could possess such a zero ****s given attitude.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/cra...en-by-palisades-park-man-police-say-1.1032708

What a waste of a good supercar
 
Archbishop "Not Sure" If He Knew Child Rape Was a Crime

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In a deposition released Monday, Archbishop Robert J. Carlson claimed he's not sure if he knew having sex with a child was a crime in the 1980s when he was the auxiliary bishop of Minneapolis and St. Paul. "I understand today it's a crime," he said.

Carlson's deposition is part of an ongoing sex abuse lawsuit involving the Catholic Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis and the Diocese of Winona, Minn. The plaintiff in the case, "Doe 1," claims to have been sexually abused by a priest in the 1970s at a church in St. Paul. Carlson never reported any sex crimes during his time as auxiliary bishop, but he says he did encourage parents to report an incident once. During the deposition, he explained,

I think in everything we do, once we've experienced it, we reflect on our actions and we ask what we can do better. I think we did a pretty good job.

After attorney Jeff Anderson pressed Carlson, asking again if he really didn't know child rape was a crime, Carlson blamed his memory issues ("I'm not sure if I did or didn't") on cancer.

I can't make either a psychological or a physical diagnosis, other than to say I have had seven cancer surgeries. Each time, I received some kind of chemical to put me out for that. If that's impeded my memory or not, I have no idea.

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/...3-813b-545c81a1b793.html#.U5b-M9NAcFo.twitter

Gee, I wonder if Jesus would like it if priest sodomize little boys? Hmm, I wonder.... :o
 
Most of them do, they just figure that as long as they don't get caught it's fine.

I still think that if you do things like that to kids then you should be castrated, chemically or otherwise.
 
Archbishop "Not Sure" If He Knew Child Rape Was a Crime

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http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/...3-813b-545c81a1b793.html#.U5b-M9NAcFo.twitter

Gee, I wonder if Jesus would like it if priest sodomize little boys? Hmm, I wonder.... :o

And there is our lovely bishop here in St. Louis. Nice to know that the Catholic Church is still promoting idiots to high ranking positions. I'm sure he'll be promoted to Cardinal and then transferred to Rome here shortly (because he "deserves" it, of course).
 
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