Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 1

[KevanG]

They promote them to get them out of the public eye and hope it will all go away. It doesn't and it continues because there are few consequences because they keep trying to cover it up.

 

[Anubis]

If you notice, in any job, idiots always get promoted. That's just one of those weird facts of life.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Arrested for Trying to Shoot the Moon

Cameron Read, 39, of Prescott, Ariz. was arrested last night for unlawfully discharging a firearm. He told police he was trying to shoot the moon, and later admitted that he was a little high.

KTVK-3 reports that Read's girlfriend called the cops after Read began shooting out of the window of their house and talking about Halley's Comet. She and her teenage son fled and were not injured. Read was wearing what appears to be a vest covered in palm trees at the time of the incident.

Read allegedly resisted arrest, but he eventually admitted to firing his handgun multiple times and smoking marijuana earlier in the night.

http://www.azfamily.com/news/Presco...ing-to-shoot-moon-with-handgun-262575931.html

Had to be more than bud, no stoner is that stupid

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Catfishes Her Niece, Finds Out Her Niece Wants to Kill Her

Nineteen-year-old Marissa Williams was spending too much time on Facebook, so her aunt decided to play a trick on her.

Inspired by her niece's alleged habit of inviting strangers she met online to their house in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the aunt set up a fake profile for a man named "Tre 'Topdog' Ellis" and befriended Williams.

Things got weird almost immediately. From AL.com:

According to court documents, Williams began unknowingly talking to her aunt, posing as Ellis, in late May, and on the first day they interacted online, she gave the fictional boy her phone number and home address and asked him to come over and get drunk with her. She then offered to have sex with him if he'd pay her $50 cell phone bill.

Drunken phone-bill sex, however, was only the tip of the iceberg. Within days, Williams asked "Topdog" to kidnap her so she could get away from her family. And if her aunt tried to stop him, Williams said, he should kill her.

At this point, the average person might shut down their computer and have a long, difficult conversation with their niece, and/or call the cops. The aunt apparently continued catfishing, and (surprise!) the conversations turned even darker:

Her plans reportedly got increasingly intricate and sinister as time passed. According to the court files, she told the fictional man how to get into her aunt's bedroom so he could kill her and the woman's fiance first, then she asked him to shoot her cousin and the family dog on the way out. Williams allegedly planned to pack her things in his car while 'Tre' murdered her family.

Finally, the aunt called the county sheriff's office, and Williams was arrested. The teenager admitted to the plan, but claimed she didn't actually mean for the murders to happen. She's currently at the county jail on $30,000 bond.

http://www.al.com/news/tuscaloosa/index.ssf/2014/06/fosters_woman_creates_fake_fac.html

Some people are just straight up crazy

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Attempts to Trade Salad for ******* From Undercover Cop

Alonzo Liverman, 29, was arrested by Daytona Beach police this week in a prostitution sting. According to police, he tried to trade a salad for a ******* with a prostitute that was actually an undercover cop.

The Smoking Gun obtained the court documents for Liverman's arrest, which detail the back-and-forth Liverman had with the undercover officer:

The defendant stated he did not have any money. Officer [redacted] stated, "I'm hungry, you got food?" The defendant replied, "I got a salad." Officer [redacted] replied, "I'll give you a blow job for a salad," which is a street term for oral sex. The defendant replied, "You ready to go?"

The sting operation resulted in 10 men, including Liverman, being arrested by police for soliciting a prostitute. Among the men was NBA player Tim Pickett of the New Orleans Hornets.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/a...ball-star-in-reverse-prostitution-sting&tc=ar

Gotta eat healthy

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Serial Pool Raft Humper Arrested for Humping Another Pool Raft

As Pablo Neruda once wrote: "I crave your air, your nozzle, your squeaky plastic/Silent and starving, I prowl through the pools/Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day/I hunt for rafts to hump."

So it is with Edwin Charles Tobergta, an Ohio man who, try as he might, just can't stop having sex with inflatable pool toys. Tobergta was arrested for public indecency recently when drivers saw him in the sweet, romantic embrace of a pink life raft, completely naked, on the side of the road.

It was far from his first time at the raft-humping rodeo: Tobergta has been arrested five times before for similar incidents. In 2002, he humped a pumpkin.

http://www.wfla.com/story/25752898/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-float-again

He's back again folks! Man really needs to just buy a bunch of pool toys and resign to the comfort of his own home

 

[antsman41]

Man Attempts to Trade Salad for ******* From Undercover Cop

http://www.news-journalonline.com/a...ball-star-in-reverse-prostitution-sting&tc=ar

Gotta eat healthy

"I'll give you a blow job for a salad," which is a street term for oral sex LOLLOLOLOOLLOLOLOL

 

[Marvolo]

Tea Party Candidate Says It's OK To Stone Gays To Death

Scott Esk, a Republican Tea Party candidate in Oklahoma, got into a debate on Facebook last summer in which he advocated killing homosexuals.

“I think we would be totally in the right to do it,” Esk wrote in comments uncovered by Oklahoma journalist Rob Morris. “That goes against some parts of libertarianism, I realize, and I’m largely libertarian, but ignoring as a nation things that are worthy of death is very remiss.”

When pressed, Esk added: "I never said I would author legislation to put homosexuals to death, but I didn’t have a problem with it."

Esk is running for the state's House of Representatives. The primary is scheduled for June 24.

When contacted by Morris, who runs the news outlet Moore Daily, Esk didn't deny making the comments or back down from the rhetoric.

"That was done in the Old Testament under a law that came directly from God and in that time there it was totally just. It came directly from God," Esk said, adding: "I have no plans to reinstitute that in Oklahoma law. I do have some very huge moral misgivings about those kinds of sins."

The Raw Story notes that in other Facebook posts, Esk has said that laws punishing gays should be instituted locally so people "can decide for themselves whether they want to live in a particular community based in part on how things like this are dealt with.”

The comments have quickly gone viral, drawing attention to other parts of his platform... and those views aren't any less extreme.

Esk wants to "punish abortionists severely for their committing of murder" and punish federal bureaucrats who try to enact the provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

In addition, he's against all forms of gun licenses, wants to cut education funding "which I don’t consider a proper function of government" and believes "the EPA, FDA, OSHA, etc." "have no legitimate reason for existing, since they’re unConstitutional."

Esk wants to make divorce more difficult as well. He's calling for jury trials for divorce cases and an end to no-fault proceedings.

"I also don’t buy into the notion that it’s unfair to make somebody stay in a marriage he’s unhappy with," Esk wrote.

Esk was married for 15 years until "frivolous divorce raised its ugly head in the Esk home," he notes on his campaign website. (You can see him speak more about divorce in the video below.)

Esk's Facebook page contains other stunners, including a December 2013 post written shortly after Nelson Mandela's death in which he called the former South African president a "communist thug" and a "low-life."

And in November 2013, he wrote of calling 911 to report "a large group of Mexicans" gathered at an Oklahoma City mall geared toward Latino shoppers because he "suspected that many of them were guilty of being here illegally."

His long rant notes that police didn't respond to his emergency call.

Esk was a computer programmer in the state's Department of Public Safety, but has "since gravitated toward courier work." He also owns a window-washing business.

"I look forward to applying Biblical principles to Oklahoma law," Esk writes on his website.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/11/scott-esk-stoning-gays_n_5486678.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

This man isn't stupid...he's completely insane!

 

[KevanG]

Another idiot who likes to tear out chunks of the bible and use bits and pieces to show how great he is at following it while ignoring the parts that actually say completely different things in context. Wonder if he has any tattoos?

 

[Teelie]

Tea Party Candidate Says It's OK To Stone Gays To Death



This man isn't stupid...he's completely insane!

A Tea Party candidate? Why I'm totally flabbergasted they would espouse such beliefs!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Pants

Nichole Reed confessed to Orange City, Fla. police that she did indeed stuff seven lobster tails—Publix retail value: $11.99—down her pants. She was hoping, she told police, to trade the tails for some Chinese food. Or pills. It didn't work out.

Reed, 30, was spotted stuffing the tails by the grocery store's security officer, who informed police. After tracking her down, Reed quickly relinquished her right to remain silent and confessed to the crime. Police charged her with petty theft.

"Reed stated she entered the store with the intent to steal food,'' reads the police report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel. "Reed told me she was going to trade the lobster tails to a friend and possibly buy Chinese buffet or Dilaudid." Dilaudid is a brand of hydromorphone.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...d-stolen-lobster-pants-cops-article-1.1827577

I could see how maybe you could get away with one or two but 7? Go big or go home I guess. Pill heads are all in a tizzy these days here in FL since they cracked down on pills. One "D" goes for $25 which I guess is equivalent to 2 lobster tails. Crazy vid of this chick at the link

 

[Duran Man]

Lobsters in her pants? I hope she doesn't have crabs.

 

[KevanG]

Maybe she was told she would get some freebies if she brought a little 'tail' with her next time.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Pants

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...d-stolen-lobster-pants-cops-article-1.1827577

I could see how maybe you could get away with one or two but 7? Go big or go home I guess. Pill heads are all in a tizzy these days here in FL since they cracked down on pills. One "D" goes for $25 which I guess is equivalent to 2 lobster tails. Crazy vid of this chick at the link

At least she was thinking about options man. Lol Some dilaudid or hitting the Chinese buffet...that's actually a pretty difficult choice. Bwahahaha

 

[Marvolo]

Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Pants

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...d-stolen-lobster-pants-cops-article-1.1827577

I could see how maybe you could get away with one or two but 7? Go big or go home I guess. Pill heads are all in a tizzy these days here in FL since they cracked down on pills. One "D" goes for $25 which I guess is equivalent to 2 lobster tails. Crazy vid of this chick at the link

I've heard of pill heads stealing all kinds of stuff, but lobster tails is a new one. I also didn't realize that the pill black market was a barter system.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I've heard of pill heads stealing all kinds of stuff, but lobster tails is a new one. I also didn't realize that the pill black market was a barter system.

Man, dealers will take all kinds of ****. I had a buddy that would bring his guy weird random **** like antique teapots because his dealer's mom loved antiques.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Pants

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...d-stolen-lobster-pants-cops-article-1.1827577

I could see how maybe you could get away with one or two but 7? Go big or go home I guess. Pill heads are all in a tizzy these days here in FL since they cracked down on pills. One "D" goes for $25 which I guess is equivalent to 2 lobster tails. Crazy vid of this chick at the link

I'm not sure if this story is true. It seems like too tall a "tail" and is a difficult "pill" to swallow.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Impersonates Twilight Actor to Lure Girls

David LaVera was arrested by police in Iowa after allegedly impersonating an actor from the Twilight movies in order to lure underage girls. He was caught driving with 14-year-old Raven Adams, who has accused him of molesting her.

LaVera, 33, who works as a stuntman, was posing as 24-year-old actor Kiowa Gordon in the small Iowa town of Newton. His act was apparently so convincing that two area middle schools invited him to sign autographs for students and fans.

Adams told KCCI that she began sending messages with LaVera on Facebook and arranged a meeting with him at a park. From the Des Moines Register:

The complaint states LaVera told the victim he was an actor in the movie series "Twilight," and used his celebrity status to entice the girl. LaVera and the victim met at a park in Baxter, according to the complaint. While there, LaVera touched the girl inappropriately and then lured her into his vehicle, the complaint states. The two then drove around the Baxter area until someone stopped the vehicle and helped the victim out of the vehicle, according to the complaint.

According to the NBC affiliate in Des Moines, after Adams was rescued, LaVera sped off and was quickly pulled over by police, who found two swords and several daggers in his vehicle. He has been charged by police with enticing a minor, carrying weapons, and failure to have a valid driver's license.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...ra-twilight-newton/10395157/?sf27279529=['1']

Hope this perv does some serious time and has to go on the registry now, also wouldn't be against a castration

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

CNN Caves to Conservative Pressure, Changes School Shooting Count

After the shooting at Reynolds High School in Oregon this week, CNN reported that 74 school shootings have happened since the Newtown tragedy in 2012. Now, the network has changed its mind — really, only 15 school shootings have happened since Newtown.

What happened to those other 59 shootings? While they were indeed incidents where someone fired a gun in or around a school, they involved "personal arguments, accidents [or] alleged gang activities and drug deals." So, you know, stuff that was going to happen anyway.

As Nicole Flatlow at ThinkProgress notes, not "counting" school shootings involving gang violence is a favorite tack of gun rights activists and conservatives. In fact, CNN changed its figure after conservatives complained about those 59 "fake" shootings on Twitter and Hot Air.

As Charles C. Johnson, a Daily Caller contributor, notes above, the original 74 number came from Everytown for Gun Safety. That's former Mayor Michael Bloomberg's umbrella group that advocates for gun control. But Bloomberg's agenda doesn't negate the fact that those 59 other school shootings happened, and are, in fact, real.

Here's CNN's official take on the matter now: "CNN determined that 15 of the incidents Everytown included were situations similar to the violence in Newtown or Oregon — a minor or adult actively shooting inside or near a school." The other 59 shootings killed 25 people and injured 45.

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/20...the-number-of-school-shootings-from-74-to-15/

SO why exactly do shootings that happen at a school not count as school shootings? What a bunch of garbage

 

[Teelie]

Conservatives and gun rights activists always ***** about the media manipulating numbers so they decided to do some manipulating of their own.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Waffle House Cook Shoots Customer to Death

Diner Adrian Mosley, 33, is dead after getting into an altercation with Waffle House cook Quintavius Martin, 25, in the wee hours of Friday morning. This is the second Atlanta-area Waffle House shooting this month.

According to witness Ontray Haley, Mosley came into the Waffle House with another man and a woman around 4 a.m. Friday morning. "The girl got into it first with the security guard and they told her she had to leave the property," Haley tells The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "So she left but the other two guys hung around and they told them they had to leave. The cook refused to serve them because they were getting unruly." Then Mosley and the other man "got into it with the cook and the guy that got shot [Mosley], he threatened the cook. He told him, you come outside and I'm going to fire you up, which basically meant he wanted to shoot him." According to Haley, the shooting happened right at the counter.

Martin has been charged with murder, using a firearm, and carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. Earlier this month, an off-duty cop working as a security guard at another Atlanta-area Waffle House was shot and killed by a customer.

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/man-shot-to-death-at-fulton-industrial-waffle-hous/ngKkD/

It gets pretty serious at the Waffle House in the south once all the drunks get out of the club. Someone should have really explained to this guy that just because someone makes a vague threat against your life that doesn't mean you can just shoot them. Also how many cooks at Waffle House are packing heat?

 

[Anubis]

All of em should be. I mean, it's f**kin' Waffle House. Come for the delicious waffles, leave with an infected knife wound.

 

[Teelie]

When a Waffle House requires security you know it's serious business.

 

[mnuel21]

People that don't know how to use guns, using guns

Remember the 90′s? the senseless violence in the cartoons? like in Tom & Jerry and the Looney Toons? Well sure these people know how to bring some of that humor to YouTube. But for real don’t try this at home.

http://hipblow.com/proper-way-fool-gun

Wait for it

 

[Marvolo]

People that don't know how to use guns, using guns


http://hipblow.com/proper-way-fool-gun

Wait for it

In her defense that is a Desert Eagle. Desert Eagle only make two pistols. A .357 magnum and a .50 caliber pistol. Two rounds that kick like a mule. A .50 caliber pistol can fracture a weak limp wrist. Even in the hands of an experienced shooter who can hold it properly it is almost always unpleasant. So the fault lies with whoever allowed her to shoot that gun and didnt properly instruct her.

Man, dealers will take all kinds of ****. I had a buddy that would bring his guy weird random **** like antique teapots because his dealer's mom loved antiques.

That gives me a wonderful idea for a reality tv show. "Antiques Road Show: Vice"