Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 1

[Teelie]

I can't remember it since I wasn't alive but, JFK? Although that was a different time, a different era, etc.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya that was a pretty big screw up but that was before they had the ability and pwer they do now so I think they get a pass

 

[Anubis]

Well, it takes time to learn not to let the POTUS ride around in a drop top.

 

[Teelie]

Ya that was a pretty big screw up but that was before they had the ability and pwer they do now so I think they get a pass

Even excepting the assassination itself (which was arguably unavoidable in that situation) JFK was still a hound dog who loved to chase women and as I recall he slipped his security more than a few times to hook up with them.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Well, it takes time to learn not to let the POTUS ride around in a drop top.

Lesson learned the hard way on that one

 

[Teelie]

I think that one should have been obvious from the previous assassinations that have occured in a similar fashion but politics often trumps security until something like this happens and gives no recourse but to enforce the security.

 

[Marvolo]

Is the Secret Service Trying To Kill Obama?

http://washingtonexaminer.com/exclu...th-gun-in-elevator-with-obama/article/2554185

It's getting a wee bit ridiculous now, can anyone remember the Secret Service screwing up this much for any other President?

I think its time to start firing some people.

 

[Teelie]

Resignations are already under way.

Secret Service Director Julia Pierson resigns

Julia Pierson, the first female director of the Secret Service, resigned her post Wednesday after a fence jumper gained access to the White House on Sept. 19 and a subsequent congressional inquiry uncovered other security lapses.

 

[blksuperman2]

It's getting a wee bit ridiculous now, can anyone remember the Secret Service screwing up this much for any other President?

I can't remember it since I wasn't alive but, JFK? Although that was a different time, a different era, etc.

Reagan was shot and only survived due to modern medicine.

 

[Teelie]

Oh yes. I forgot about Reagan even though I actually was alive for his near-assassination. Too young to understand it at the time though.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Air Canada Pilots Can't Stop Bringing Porn Into the Cockpit

According to an internal Air Canada memo leaked to CBC, officials at the airline had to implore its pilots—again—that they shouldn't be bringing their porn into the cockpit with them. "I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message," Rod Graham, Air Canada's chief pilot and director of fleet operations and training, writes in the memo.

The memo was sent out last year—the Daily Mail reports that five months later, in February of this year, more porn was found. "The material in question consisted almost entirely of inappropriate business cards and was confined mainly to one aircraft type and route, our EmbraerE-90s operating to Las Vegas," Air Canada spokesperson Peter Fitzpatrick insists to CBC.

And although Transport Canada, the government agency that regulates the country's airlines, claims that porn in the cockpit poses no safety threat, a report filed by an inspector last year says that it's probably, you know, not a good idea.

"Pilots are stuffing paper material inside compartments where electrical wiring is and that this is a hazard not to mention that this is a form of workplace violence," Mary Pollock, an aviation health and safety occupational officer, wrote.

The memo comes six years after a female pilot discovered porn plastered in the cockpit of planes and filed a complaint. An internal investigation found "evidence of racial or ethnic prejudice as well as sexual materials in the work place." Some of the images the pilot discovered were violent, including one where "someone has drawn a knife in the back of the girl on the right hand side."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...ilots-warned-porn-cockpit-Embraer-planes.html

Those horndog pilots haha

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Two High School Teachers Arrested Over Threesome With Student

Two Louisiana high school teachers are in jail after the 16-year-old student they allegedly had a threesome with bragged about the encounter at school, local police say.

According to WWLTV, the two teachers invited a male student to their home after a football game last month. According to police, the English teachers then had sex with the student until "early morning hours."

WGNO says the school began investigating after the student—now 17—began "bragging to other students that he was having a sexual relationship with teachers." He reportedly told investigators the encounter was consensual. The website reports:

Former students telling us the three had been hot and heavy for some time, meeting for sex multiple times and documenting some of their encounters on video.

This week, police arrested Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, on felony charges. Respess's attorney says she "maintains her innocence."

http://www.wdsu.com/news/local-news...student-turns-self-in-to-authorities/28354842

Wow

 

[KevanG]

Man, my teachers never looked like that.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I had some hot teachers over the years. This girl I went to school with named Zinthia is a teacher now and she is a smoking hot latina. I'm pretty sure she does like 5th grade or something in elementary school. I'm sure many of her boys have weird feelings about her haha

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

More Public Sex at Florida's Most Debaucherous Retirement Community

Florida's largest, wildest retirement community, The Villages (population 107,000), apparently has a public sex problem. Deputies arrested a couple Monday for ****ing out in the open on top of an electrical box, the second such arrest in 4 months.

According to police reports posted by The Smoking Gun, 40-year-old Charm Gilbert was lying naked on the electrical box when deputies approached. Her shorts and underwear were "fully off exposing her vagina." Her partner, 47-year-old James Adams, was "standing naked with his penis in his hand."

The couple told deputies they picked the spot because they had nowhere else to go. Both lived within 2 miles of where they were arrested.

In June, the Daily Mail investigated "Florida's Friendliest Retirement Hometown," after a 68-year-old woman and her much younger partner were arrested for having drunken sex in one of the community's town squares.

"Dozens of couples have been caught copulating outdoors before but police rarely issue more than a warning for fear of mucking up the area's low crime figures," the Mail said at the time, also claiming the Village is home to a "thriving swingers' scene" and a black market for Viagra.

The Villages were also the subject of Andrew Blechman's 2009 book Leisureville: Adventures in a World Without Children. After the June arrest, Blechman told the Daily Mail, "It's important to recognize that this is one incident in a city of 100,000 people, many of whom go to bed before 10pm."

Margaret Klemm, the woman arrested in that incident, now has a cocktail named after her at a local bar: the "Sex on the Square."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/more-public-sex-at-the-villages-687432

That's right folks, guess what all your grandparents are doing with all that free time in their retirement down here in the sunshine state

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Who Dug Up Father's Grave Says He "Would Be OK With It"

The AP reports a woman accused of digging up and rummaging through her father's grave in search of his "real will" said in a written statement that she dug it up "with respect" and that he "would be OK with it." Sounds like a pretty chill dad!

52-year-old Melanie Nash did not act alone when she allegedly visited her father's New Hampshire grave and searched through his remains—four people have reportedly been indicted in the case. Her intent, because she was not the beneficiary of anything in her father's will, was to find his "real will," which she believed her sister, Susie Nash, hid in the casket.

(She did not find it.)

According to the AP, Nash's lawyer is attempting to suppress her written statement, arguing that it was made before she was advised of her Miranda rights. Coos County Attorney John McCormick, however, believes Nash acted on her "free will" when she came to police and made the statement, waiving her Miranda rights.

In the June 11 statement, she allegedly confessed to meeting with several others in order to dig up her father's grave. She wrote, "All this was done for the right reasons and I know my father would be OK with it." And ended her statement by saying, "What we all did was to dig up my father's coffin, Eddie Nash, looking for documents. We did it with respect."

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-10-03-11-28-49

That is one crazy lady

 

[KevanG]

Know what's easier than hiding a will in a coffin where it could possibly (if unlikely) be discovered? Burning it.

 

[Marvolo]

Applebee's Customer Mikie Sawyer Punches 80-year-old Who Complained About Cursing

A Florida man faces a battery charge after allegedly punching an 80-year-old man who asked him to stop cursing in an Applebee's.

Mikie Sawyer, 26, was arrested Sunday night after allegedly attacking Harry Sander, 80, at the Port Orange franchise of the chain restaurant.

Sander told police that he heard Sawyer "talking obscenities" at the bar, according to the Smoking Gun.

The alleged victim said he politely asked the suspect "If he could please stop using the ‘F’ word and stop talking so loud about ‘******* and ass,’” according to the police report.

Sander then leaned in close to Sawyer and said, “In my Germany you don’t speak in such a manner.”

Sawyer allegedly responded to Sander by saying, “I don’t care where you are from, whether it be Russia or Dutch,” the Daytona Beach News-Journal reports.

Sawyer then told Sander to go back to the other side of the bar, but Sander didn't move.

That's when the suspect allegedly punched the octogenarian in the face and pushed him backward so that the victim hit a table and then the floor, according to the newspaper.

Witnesses supposedly backed up Sander's claim.

Sawyer left the restaurant before police arrived but was pulled over a short time later.

Although Sawyer told police that Sander actually punched him, the police report noted that the suspect had no bruising on his face. He did have discolored and bruised knuckles and fingers, according to ClickOrlando.com.

Sawyer was charged with battery on a person over 65 years of age and disorderly conduct and booked at the Volusia County Branch Jail. He was later released on a $2,500 bond.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/mikie-sawyer-punches-applebees-customer_n_5916138.html?cps=gravity

Someone needs to take this ****head out to the woodshed.

Oh and I couldn't help but laugh at this:

Sawyer allegedly responded to Sander by saying, “I don’t care where you are from, whether it be Russia or Dutch,” the Daytona Beach News-Journal reports.

After they finish beating some manners into him they should explain to him the difference between a country and a language.

 

[DarkSentinel]

That sounds like something Sawyer would do.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Who Burglarized Students' Cars Was "Looking for ISIS"

A woman in Hurley, Mississippi was discovered by cops this week stealing items from cars in a high school parking lot, after which she told them she wasn't stealing exactly, she was looking for members of ISIS.

Lisa Carol Roche, 41, had been caught by authorities stealing sunglasses and "other personal items" from students' cars at her children's high school, Gulf Live reports. Perhaps she thought teenage sunglasses from Pacific Sunwear would lead to crucial clues on members of a foreign terror group? We've all been there before.

Roche was taken into custody by the Jackson County Sheriff's Department and is currently awaiting trial. Whether she will be questioned about her important findings re: ISIS is yet to be determined.

http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2014/10/authorities_hurley_woman_burgl.html

How dare the police interfere with this brave American and her quest against terrorism

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Jailed after Killing Friend for Poking His Girlfriend on Facebook

Another good reason to throw your computer out the window: A man has been jailed in England for killing his friend after he poked the man's girlfriend on Facebook.

The Mirror reports 27-year-old Scott Humphrey repeatedly punched his friend Richard Rovetto after finding out he'd Facebook poked his girlfriend, while asking, "If you're such a good friend why did you poke my missus?"

Rovetto, father of one, hit his head on the pavement during the beating and reportedly died hours later. According to the Mirror, Humphrey fled the scene but later turned himself in to police.

Humphrey admitted to charges of manslaughter and is said to be "genuinely remorseful." During his sentencing, Judge Gregory Dickinson QC said:

"You didn't intend to kill him. Part of the tragedy is that it's left to chance what happens. There will be a fight like this somewhere tonight and the person will get up and go home and the police will never hear about it."

He was sentenced to four years and four months in prison.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-jailed-after-killing-pal-4376061

Had no idea pokes were so serious

 

[Duran Man]

And now he's in the pokey.

 

[Teelie]

Woman Who Burglarized Students' Cars Was "Looking for ISIS"

http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2014/10/authorities_hurley_woman_burgl.html

How dare the police interfere with this brave American and her quest against terrorism

It took me a moment to realize that was not mud on her face and neck but tattoos.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya she has the look of a real winner haha

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Youth Football Coach Cancels Season for Bad Attitudes, Dad Tackles Him

After a youth football coach in Toms River, N.J. decided to cancel the entire season because his players were exhibiting ongoing poor sportsmanship and "bad attitudes," one of the kids' dads allegedly tackled the coach in response to that BS.

The dad was charged with simple assault on Sunday evening after the announcement came down. Witnesses say the protective papa bear ran across the field and tackled the coach, and the two adult men fought on the ground with many people watching.

Dad was all, "No, I was provoked and defended myself because of the provocation."
Coach was all, "No. You came at me, bro."

Witnesses say that the idiot dad was the sole aggressor in this case. Wonder where his kid got that BAD ATTITUDE FROM. Hard to imagine.

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/dad-accused-tackling-sons-youth-football-coach-25999951

Haha wow, what a moron