The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[DOG LIPS]

In traditional 'Pobe style, he'll lose interest almost immediately. I respect that.

I'm holding out hope it will at least last until Most Volitile Poster

 

[Kipobe]

In traditional 'Pobe style, he'll lose interest almost immediately. I respect that.

half the work was making the categories, plus jack challenged me... so I have to finish this.

But in my heart, I've already moved on.....

 

[The Watchman]

Hope is a lot like soap on a rope, because it rhymes.

 

[Tangled Web]

Most Likely to Make a Suicide Thread in 2006/7: Tangled Web.

happy now, see what you made me DO!!!!!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, no. Suicide is for wimps.

 

[The Watchman]

half the work was making the categories, plus jack challenged me... so I have to finish this.

But in my heart, I've already moved on.....

Jack challenged me to make out with him once, at first I thought he just wanted to know my gentle touch, but then I realized it was because he was jealous of my full range of vision, haha, Canadasian.

 

[Kipobe]

Okay, I've settled on a winner for Most Improved Poster. And the award goes to.....

Spoiler

Ronny Shade

He wins this award... why? 1. Because I noticed he registed like, 6 years ago, but I only started noticing his posts the other day and one of them made me laugh... this is an improvement in my eyes to go from nothing to mildly something, and 2. because this is a suck award and we have bigger business to move on to. Congrats to Ronny, and all who made him what he is now... which is on probation. Loser.

Next award, Most Valuable Poster (MVP).

 

[Kipobe]

Jack challenged me to make out with him once, at first I thought he just wanted to know my gentle touch, but then I realized it was because he was jealous of my full range of vision, haha, Canadasian.

yeah, he's such a tranny. stupid tranny. don't tell him i said that though

 

[Kipobe]

Oh crap, I forgot I was considering Danalysis (or whatever his name is) for Most Improved. He had a name change and did some good stuff over the 2005/6 season... but alas, I bypassed checking his profile and now he loses to Ronny Shade. Ew.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Clear!


*zzap*

 

[enterthemadness]

The following are categories for acheivements in posting over the 2005 - 2006 Hype! posting year. (August to July, apparently).

Most Improved Poster:
Most Valuable Poster:
Most Ethical Poster:
Most Volitile Poster:
Most Well-Spoken Poster:
Most Entertaining Poster:
Most Comedic Poster:
Most Talented Poster:
Most Likable Poster:
Most Quick-Witted Poster:
Most Original Poster:
Most Quotable Poster:
Most Hated Poster:
Most Pointless Poster:
Most Missed Poster:

Poster With the Most Potential:
Poster With the Most Attitude:

Best Hype! Avatar:
Best Hype! Quote:
Best Hype! Signiture:
Best Hype! Thread:
Best Hype! Rookie:
Best Hype! Scandal:
Best Hype! Oldbie:
Best Hype! Newcomer:
Best Hype! Undiscovered Talent:

Most Likely to Leave in 2006/7:
Most Likely to Leave and then Come Back in 2006/7:
Most Likely to Become a Hype! Great in 2006/7:
Most Likely to be Banned in 2006/7:
Most Likely to be Modded in 2006/7:
Most Likely to Make a Suicide Thread in 2006/7:

2006 Girl of the Year:
2006 Guy of the Year:
2006 Poster of the Year:

I only see myself having a shot at the two in bold...damn.

 

[Erzengel]

Well, he hasn't exactly "improved". I was gonna go with Erzengel, but it's the same thing. Then I was gonna be a bastard and go with Paradoxium, and say 'because he stopped posting' *rimshot*... but I said this'd be less sham, and dammit, that's my new middle name... which replaces my old middle name: shammy mcgee.

This is as good as I'm ever going to get.

 

[Eric Draven]

Yeah, I'm surprised this is still going on

 

[Mee]

Oh crap, I forgot I was considering Danalysis (or whatever his name is) for Most Improved. He had a name change and did some good stuff over the 2005/6 season... but alas, I bypassed checking his profile and now he loses to Ronny Shade. Ew.

Eh, Ronny's a good choice.

 

[Flexo]

I only see myself having a shot at the two in bold...damn.

Well, maybe if you spent less time leering at Cconn's avatar, you could make yourself a better poster. You sick monstrosity.

 

[Erzengel]

It's too bad that we won't be able to get to the latter categories because Kipobe has such a short attention span.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well, maybe if you spent less time leering at Cconn's avatar, you could make yourself a better poster. You sick monstrosity.

Come again? Who the **** is he? Is he an it?

 

[enterthemadness]

It's too bad that we won't be able to get to the latter categories because Kipobe has such a short attention span.

I'm sure someone else would take over for him...right?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Kipobe was going to unlock the Human Genome, but then a funny cartoon came on and, well...

 

[Flexo]

Come again? Who the **** is he? Is he an it?

Don't deny it.

We all see you eye humping Ultimate Captain America.

What would you do if Cconn changed it?

Have you no shame, man?

 

[Erzengel]

I'm sure someone else would take over for him...right?

I'm more than qualified but I too have a short attention span. Wow my hands look funny when they type.

 

[Immortalfire]

I give it today, and tomorrow til 10 am before Kipobe forgets about this whole thing.

 

[enterthemadness]

Don't deny it.

We all see you eye humping Ultimate Captain America.

What would you do if Cconn changed it?

Have you no shame, man?

I'll go bat**** crazy if he changed it! *evil laugh*

 

[enterthemadness]

Kipobe was going to unlock the Human Genome, but then a funny cartoon came on and, well...

Oh..that reminds me of the movie Doom.

Erz--you don't have no short attention span. You've been running the Survivor Empire game.

 

[Erzengel]

I give it today, and tomorrow til 10 am before Kipobe forgets about this whole thing.

He already has.

Something shiny to bring him back.

 

[Erzengel]

Oh..that reminds me of the movie Doom.

Erz--you don't have no short attention span. You've been running the Survivor Empire game.

Every other round.