The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[The Amazing Lee]

Okay, so where were we? Oh yeah.

Most Comedic Poster:

This is a biggie. I pondered alot of the people on my list... but again I have to go with not only my opinion, but popular opinion. In our current Hype! roster along with achievements in the past year, I give this honor to none other than:

Spoiler

Wilhelm-Scream

for several reasons. 1. He was high on my list. 2. He's high on many people's list. 3. I wanted Lackey in there, but Lackey doesn't work the room as much as he used to, making him an awesome piece of art on the wall that we all admire, but rarely touch because it doesn't have sex with us. 4. I wanted Brodie, but alot of people hate him more than they find him funny... and even though that's funny to me, I am only one person, and in favor of the Hype!'s popular opinion, this goes to the one that I stated. 5. His mom will ***** if I don't give him something, and then she'll be less likely to put out. Ugh.

Congrats to the winner of this award. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Next award: Most Talented Poster.

You should have added that he's high on your list, high on many people's list and is generally high.

 

[JLBats]

I'd say Wilhelm would be the Forrest Gump of the Oscars.

A simple poster but definetely deserved for his fame and fortune.

He's the ****** who runs a shrimp factory?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Oh this next award is mine. I can f'k like a machine.

I think you won the razzi.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

He's the ****** who runs a shrimp factory?

I know I am but what are you

 

[Erzengel]

I forgot to give my casual, half hearted applause everytime someone recieves an award.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Lee needs to win Drunkedest Poster.

 

[Kipobe]

Kipobe awards are like the oscars.

most posters fade into the distance in the end and in future years no-one will even remember who they were or why they were awarded.

and most likely you will find them crammed in a bargain bin in Blockbusters.

Yeah, but before they make a thread, they can say 'pobey award winning poster: *name here*

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I forgot to give my casual, half hearted applause everytime someone recieves an award.

Remember kids. The two finger clap ensures safety.

 

[DBella]

Oh this next award is mine. I can f'k like a machine.

I thought that'd be dpm07 since he is a machine.

 

[Kipobe]

Lee needs to win Drunkedest Poster.

Calvin would break my neck if I did that.

 

[Tsunulia]

I want some BubbaGump shrimp *tummy rumbles*

 

[JLBats]

For Wilhelm:

You're the top! You're the coliseum! You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum!
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, you're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa, you're the smile on the Mona Lisa;
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!

 

[Erzengel]

I would love to see Lee's acceptance speech.

**** you. Bunch of ****** wankers. ***** **** *** **** *** *** ***** *** * ** *** *****

 

[Kipobe]

First post contains updates and the like
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9706316&postcount=1

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yeah, but before they make a thread, they can say 'pobey award winning poster: *name here*

Or:

Pobey nominated poster: *Name here*

 

[DOG LIPS]

Calvin would break my neck if I did that.

Pfft, Lee can drink Calvin right out of his panties.

 

[Erzengel]

I thought that'd be dpm07 since he is a machine.

But as a machine, he does not know love.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Really? I guess it fits. I guess.

I nominate JLbats for angstiest poster, he's like 10 saves the day albums and the collected works of Nietzche blended together into a beatles loving shell.
he should rename and call himself "Angsty Mc angst" and change his avatar to Sandman or any other character from Vertigo comics.


anyway, that's my nomination *shrugs*1






1.- shrug used by permission of Wilhelm Scream, sole copyright of *shrugs* owned by Wilhelm scream, used only for entertainment purposes only.

 

[DBella]

For Wilhelm:

You're the top! You're the coliseum! You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum!
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, you're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa, you're the smile on the Mona Lisa;
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!

Is it wrong of me to imagine you in a cheerleader outfit, jumping up and down with pompoms in your hands?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It's sad to say that probably about 50% of the posters here could probably drink me under the table. I'm not as heavy a drinker as I may seem to make out.

I f**king love a good ol f**king drink though.

So f**k you. You bunch of W**kers

 

[DBella]

But as a machine, he does not know love.

What has sex got to do with love?

 

[DOG LIPS]

What has sex got to do with love?

Rowr.

 

[Lackey]

Pfft, Lee can drink Calvin right out of his panties.

*manties

 

[The Amazing Lee]

What has sex got to do with love?

he loves to bang?