The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Speaking of which, WTF happened to Lumberjack? He hasn't posted in quite awhile.

jag

I was thinking it was possible he got tired of all the AIDS jokes.
It's lame when your whole public identity becomes subsumed by one aspect of yourself.

 

[Kipobe]

nobody reads profiles

That reminded me of Jake's old profile where he said something like "nobody reads profiles, loser".

Anyway, his current profile is good, so let's keep this thing moving, aye?

Best Hype! Profile:

Spoiler

Not Jake

Haha, I should revoke it in like, 3 minutes.

Next award: Best Hype! Scandal. No Brainer.

 

[Erzengel]

Mike!!!!!!

And when I mean Mike, I'm uh...calling TMOB.

 

[Kipobe]

I was thinking it was possible he got tired of all the AIDS jokes.
It's lame when your whole public identity becomes subsumed by one aspect of yourself.

Exactly. He's not AIDS, he just has AIDS.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Slacka Mike y'all
and tha's a facty'all

 

[jaguarr]

I was thinking it was possible he got tired of all the AIDS jokes.
It's lame when your whole public identity becomes subsumed by one aspect of yourself.

Quite possible. Some people definitely took it to extremes to the point where he couldn't even post anymore without an AIDS joke being slung at him. I'm sure it got old and interfered with his just being able to post like he always did.

jag

 

[Kipobe]

Best Hype! Scandal:

This one takes the cake. It outsted a new mod from ever regaining any sort of respect of even pride... (I heard 4StringFox killed herself shortly after learning of this scandal). It made a 40-year old slacker the star of the hype. It saw Tukiluka's banning (which incidentally was his second... he was unbanned after mouthing off at an admin, and yet this he could not escape from...) and finally, it stopped me from being able to say my own middle name. Although it made for many a joke about drinking 'Mike's Hard Lemonade'.

If you don't know it by now, then you should be banned. The award goes to:

Spoiler

Slacker Mike

... and accepting the award for this scandal, is none other than Elijya. Elijya, take a bow

Well, it's awards like this that make me want to actually finish this thing instead of abandoning it.

Next award: Best Hype! Veteran.

 

[Kipobe]

haha, spoler

 

[Kipobe]

Best Hype! Veteran:

He's been here six years, and he tells us so everyday. He's raising his kid to be a young hypester, which means he's trying to secure the future integrity of the site. In the meantime, he's being an abusive father which makes little tsob likely a candidate for therapy... even more of a likely he'll be a Hypester.

Whatever. Tmob shaves his balls, and encourages us to do so to. The award goes to:

Spoiler

ThemanofBat

He claims to be leaving this award year after Spider-Man 3, so if he's gone, best send him off with a Pobey in his hands.

Next award: Best Hype! Rookie. Ugh.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Passerby.

 

[Erzengel]

How long to be considered a veteran or how little to be a rookie?

 

[Mee]

How long to be considered a veteran or how little to be a rookie?

Rookie should be someone who hasn't been here a year or has only been here a year. Like myself for example.

 

[Kipobe]

Vet = +5 years (making the category potential very slim... and also this would have to be a regular poster)

Rookie = less than 12 months

 

[Ronny Shade]

5 years

 

[Kipobe]

Rookie should be someone who hasn't been here a year or has only been here a year. Like myself for example.

hahaha

 

[Mee]

hahaha

No I mean I haven't been here a year so I'm a rookie. I'm not sayin I should win.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I may've said, that dude that got probation for posting a pic of himself with an afro and a foot long ***** protruding from his brown slacks.
He likes Motherwolf and it tears me up that I can't remember his current name.

 

[James"007"Bond]

To be a veteran you need to have ben here from 2003 and before.
A rookie, march 2006.

 

[Mee]

Tsun is still a rookie right? When did she join?

 

[Erzengel]

Vet = +5 years (making the category potential very slim... and also this would have to be a regular poster)

Rookie = less than 12 months

Ah..so no award for the 5>X<1.

 

[Kipobe]

I may've said, that dude that got probation for posting a pic of himself with an afro and a foot long ***** protruding from his brown slacks.
He likes Motherwolf and it tears me up that I can't remember his current name.

Shyair?

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's hard to say on this one, since most "rookies" are banned bastards making their comeback. Some "rookies" are badass for a reason, they've been here for years.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ah..so no award for the 5>X<1.

that's us

 

[Kipobe]

Ah..so no award for the 5>X<1.

I don't know who that is

Anyway, deemeer registered this year... he's a rookie. Without him, there'd be no exchanges between Jake and him that practically tore my insides apart.

 

[Lackey]

I was thinking it was possible he got tired of all the AIDS jokes.
It's lame when your whole public identity becomes subsumed by one aspect of yourself.

it's just as well... I feel more comfortable making fun of him when he's not here.