The 6 Worst Things to Eat at the Theater

[CrashNburn]

lol! good point!

 

[Immortalfire]

Ever had some human spawn of Moby Dick sit next to you? It hasn't happened at the movies, but at sporting events I have seen numerous people spilling over into the seats on either side.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Ever had some human spawn of Moby Dick sit next to you? It hasn't happened at the movies, but at sporting events I have seen numerous people spilling over into the seats on either side.

I saw a fat guy once stuck in a seat. He couldn't get out, the employees had to get him out. took like 4 or 5 guys to do so.

 

[CrashNburn]

I saw a fat guy once stuck in a seat. He couldn't get out, the employees had to get him out. took like 4 or 5 guys to do so.

no way! lol!

i saw some lady who wasn't allowed to sit on a roller coaster ride. that is pretty sad and should be a wake up call

 

[The Apatow Crew]

no way! lol!

i saw some lady who wasn't allowed to sit on a roller coaster ride. that is pretty sad and should be a wake up call

I go to one of the employees what a fat bastard.

 

[CrashNburn]

that must be terrible to be that big.

 

[Prison Mike]

I used to work at a movie theater concession and I once sold food to a family of 3 that cost a total of $120. They paid in cash. I sold the highest number of combo deals that night because of that family. P.S. America is fat.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I used to work at a movie theater concession and I once sold food to a family of 3 that cost a total of $120. They paid in cash. I sold the highest number of combo deals that night because of that family. P.S. America is fat.

Good god. the line is always long when i go thats also why i don't get food there.

its like you gotta get there 30 mins before the movie just to get a ticket and snakcs if you wanted.

 

[CrashNburn]

I used to work at a movie theater concession and I once sold food to a family of 3 that cost a total of $120. They paid in cash. I sold the highest number of combo deals that night because of that family. P.S. America is fat.

so they say.....and so i believe. i must be on the low end of that margin.

one of my first jobs was burger king and i sold 20 whopper jr's with heavy everything to this one fat kid.

when i went to collect his money, he asked me if i could throw a few more in the bag for free. what a fat ****!

 

[Prison Mike]

so they say.....and so i believe. i must be on the low end of that margin.

one of my first jobs was burger king and i sold 20 whopper jr's with heavy everything to this one fat kid.

when i went to collect his money, he asked me if i could throw a few more in the bag for free. what a fat ****!

that's dumb. stupid fat kids.

 

[Prison Mike]

Good god. the line is always long when i go thats also why i don't get food there.

its like you gotta get there 30 mins before the movie just to get a ticket and snakcs if you wanted.

yeah, I remember the rush was the worst on Friday and Saturday nights from 6:30pm - 8:30pm. Longest 2 hours of my life.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

that's dumb. stupid fat kids.

Yeah that's how they are. I know i worked at mcdonalds for 11 months.

fat people galore.

the worst was when they came in wearing bathsuits with shorts on.

 

[Prison Mike]

Yeah that's how they are. I know i worked at mcdonalds for 11 months.

fat people galore.

the worst was when they came in wearing bathsuits with shorts on.

ewww. Fat people + bathing suits = *vomits*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

ewww. Fat people + bathing suits = *vomits*

I know plus this one person smelled so horrible. i needed to wash down that area to get rid of the smell. It was stiill there though.

I almost did throw up.

 

[rizzo51]

ah man thats just sad. I use to work at Togos when i was a teenager and there was this one tragic woman that would come in and eat an entire family sized sandwich, with 5 or 6 bags or chips and it must have been just as many trips to refil her large soda.. (shutter)

 

[terry78]

I do enjoy going to a movie and hearing the obviously glass bottles of liquor being clinked around and dropped on the floor so nonchalantly.

 

[Immortalfire]

Good god. the line is always long when i go thats also why i don't get food there.

its like you gotta get there 30 mins before the movie just to get a ticket and snakcs if you wanted.

That's why I eat beforehand.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I'll buy water or a diet soda at the theater but I usually sneak in a protein bar ( er..um...I mean..I have a friend who does that ) because there usually isn't anything at the concession stand that isn't comprised mostly of fat & sugar.

 

[Peter_Porker]

I do enjoy going to a movie and hearing the obviously glass bottles of liquor being clinked around and dropped on the floor so nonchalantly.

That's awesome....the one and only movie I seen drunk was Dumb and Dumber...and I laughed my ass off.

 

[Nirvana]

I used to work at a movie theater concession and I once sold food to a family of 3 that cost a total of $120. They paid in cash. I sold the highest number of combo deals that night because of that family. P.S. America is fat.

so they say.....and so i believe. i must be on the low end of that margin.

one of my first jobs was burger king and i sold 20 whopper jr's with heavy everything to this one fat kid.

when i went to collect his money, he asked me if i could throw a few more in the bag for free. what a fat ****!

Both those stories are absolutely disgusting

 

[Peter_Porker]

ok...I admin, I get an x-large popcorn, a pop and bar when I go to the movies, and I am no skinny minnie by any means, but I have seen some of the most disgusting eaters when I worked for Harvey's (Candian Restaurant chain), I seen a guy get 6 triples with x-tra everything, a large poutine and an xtra large pop.....he proceeded to eat it in under 10 minutes.