The awkward moments thread!

[The Evolutionist]

and still functioning...

Phew, I was afraid to ask, good to hear.

 

[Kritish]

Too late...

How long did you stay with dick killer after that?

 

[knowsbleed]

The rest of Sr year

 

[knowsbleed]

it's a very good story.

Your turn!

 

[Abaddon]

"want a handy, baby?"

 

[Kritish]

The rest of Sr year

Did you teach her to be more careful when reaching down there?

 

[Abaddon]

Your turn!

I'm not sure it's something I want to leave for public consumption, but I'll think of another one latah.

 

[knowsbleed]

No Krit...I loved having my penis treated like this.

 

[Ghostvirus]

After accepting my high school diploma. My whole family gathered at my the family house to have a little party. My uncle who loves technology starts fiddling around with my computer, & I was unaware that my friend had been on it the night before. He clicks on a movie file.

Suddenly the whole party goes silent, & there heads turn toward the computer. They watch, some in horror. Some in shock. All forms of emotion were on display. As 2 woman ass bang each other with a double ended *****. & guess how high the volume on the speakers were.

At this point I tried as hard as I could to make myself self dissappear, but it didn't work.

I did, however beat the sh** out of my friend later that evening.

 

[Jerry!]

After accepting my high school diploma. My whole family fathered at my the family house to have a little party. My uncle who loves technology starts fiddling around with my computer, & I was unaware that my friend had been on it the night before. He clicks on a movie file.

Suddenly the whole party goes silent, & there heads turn toward the computer. They watch, some in horror. Some in shock. All forms of emotion were on display. As 2 woman ass bang each other with a double ended *****. & guess how high the volume on the speakers were.

At this point I tried as hard as I could to make myself self dissappear, but it didn't work.

I did, however beat the sh** out of my friend later that evening.

What..the ****...

 

[Ghostvirus]

I fixed it anal abe. You happy now.

 

[S_H_F_4839]

akward moments. the one that comes to mind is the time a friend and I confronted his gf about a rumor about her having relations with one of her dad's horses and she said she did. I busted his chops for weeks asking if he ever felt anything when they were having relations.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Why were you running from your father with your pants down?

No, no. He walked in on me bashing the bishop. I tried to cover it up...but it was too late.

Then in a high pitched voice, i said i was checking for lumps.

 

[AndThePickles]

No, no. He walked in on me bashing the bishop. I tried to cover it up...but it was too late.

Then in a high pitched voice, i said i was checking for lumps.

Hahahaha

 

[Fledermaus]

Bashing the bishop. I love the HYPE. I learn a new term for *********ion everyday.

 

[Fledermaus]

How awkward is it that I killed the Awkward Moments Thread?

 

[matrix_ghost]

I can't even count how many times me and my dad watched a movie only to be surprised by a sex scene. That's just the most akward moment ever, watching a full frontal sex scene .
Normally when i knew what kind of movie was going to play i'd just walk a good 5 min. or so.
But i didn't know that the Devil's Advocate had that much nudity. So me and my dad were forced to watch keanu's ass as he banged charlize theron and that other chick doing a full frontal.

Aside from that , one of my more recent akward moments was in may of this year . With traditional indian weddings the groom goes to the house of the bride with a load of people. And in this case , the groom was a cousin of my brothers wife. Because my brother has just recently married , most of his wife's family don't know me very well . They just know me as the brother of...
Anyways so there is this big group of people who are heading towards the bride's residence. She lives in another part of holland so it was a good 2 hr drive. We had decided that we'd meet up a two miles from where the bride was living . Turns out the area where we'd meet up was a contruction area. And because i had downed some 5 cans of red bull i really needed to take a piss. I walk towards this bulldozer , go behind it , whip it out and start pissing. As i finish , i turned my head to see all several women looking towards me.
Imagine a guy wearing a suit , with his schlong sticking out and looking at a group of women.
I just zipped up my pants , and walked away very slowly towards my brothers car. It was the most akward moment ever and when we finally arrived at the wedding it seems alot of those women were just staring at me every time i walked passed them.

 

[Fran]

Wilhelm's is tops.