YIKES...I kinda ****ed up...

[jaguarr]

well!! I'm no expert...

That's where Orko should stop reading your post. Sorry, but that was terrible advice.

jag

 

[Mee]

Orko where the hell are ya...give us an update!

She killed him.

 

[Superman4ever]

She killed him.

That BASTARD!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

She killed him.

did it result in a touched boob?

 

[jaguarr]

did it result in a touched boob?

Probably just her, touching her own while she straddled his lifeless body in ecstasy. Some women get off on that whole mortality thing.

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Probably just her, touching her own while she straddled his lifeless body in ecstasy. Some women get off on that whole mortality thing.

jag

We all know that women can't resist a stiffy.

 

[Superman4ever]

did it result in a touched boob?

No. He actually went to stroke her left cheek and was going to tell her: "my love. My dear. Muuuu [that's when she used the 5-point-palm exploding heart trick...she didn't think it'd work, but thought it might be cool to try.]

RIP ORKO.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

No. He actually went to stroke her left cheek and was going to tell her: "my love. My dear. Muuuu [that's when she used the 5-point-palm exploding heart trick...she didn't think it'd work, but thought it might be cool to try.]

RIP ORKO.

Perhaps, she used it...on his penis.

 

[jaguarr]

No. He actually went to stroke her left cheek and was going to tell her: "my love. My dear. Muuuu [that's when she used the 5-point-palm exploding heart trick...she didn't think it'd work, but thought it might be cool to try.]

RIP ORKO.

She exploded his palm at five points with her heart?

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

She exploded his palm at five points with her heart?

jag

NEVER EVER doubt science,

 

[jaguarr]

NEVER EVER doubt science,

Oh, believe me, I don't. She BLINDED me with science, once. (I got better).

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Oh, believe me, I don't. She BLINDED me with science, once. (I got better).

jag

You don't wanna know what type of thing she did to me. Let's just say...I'll never be able to do that thing I did before the accident ever again.

 

[jaguarr]

You don't wanna know what type of thing she did to me. Let's just say...I'll never be able to do that thing I did before the accident ever again.

Well, you'll always have Paris (not Hilton).

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

ha ha, thats what you get for eating at PF Changs! SUCKA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Seriously stop paying for her stuff, i have the exact same type of relationship with this other girl. i used to take her out to lunch, and the movies. Then she got a boyfriend. And she expected me to pay for her, her boyfriend, and myself. I was like F that. So I learned my lesson and only buy her alcohol in hopes of being that drunk mistake.

 

[nosebleed.]

Seriously stop paying for her stuff, i have the exact same type of relationship with this other girl. i used to take her out to lunch, and the movies. Then she got a boyfriend. And she expected me to pay for her, her boyfriend, and myself. I was like F that.

Your "friend" has some nerve. How did that conversation go down...I'm curious.

So I learned my lesson and only buy her alcohol in hopes of being that drunk mistake.

 

[Mee]

did it result in a touched boob?

Indeed.

But the man who did the touching was not the man who did the dying.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Indeed.

But the man who did the touching was not the man who did the dying.

Till Breast do us part.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Your "friend" has some nerve. How did that conversation go down...I'm curious.

If I remember it went down something like this

I called her to see how she was doing

Her:"we're hungry".
Me: "really?"
Her: "Let's get something to eat"
Me: "ok"
Her:"Come pick us up he has no gas"
me(baffled):"Us? Well if he has no money for gas, who's paying for him?"
Her:"Well I was hoping you would"
Me: (laughter) followed by a "hell no"
Then some other stuff

 

[ghost_x]

If I remember it went down something like this

I called her to see how she was doing

Her:"we're hungry".
Me: "really?"
Her: "Let's get something to eat"
Me: "ok"
Her:"Come pick us up he has no gas"
me(baffled):"Us? Well if he has no money for gas, who's paying for him?"
Her:"Well I was hoping you would"
Me: (laughter) followed by a "hell no"
Then some other stuff

I would of picked the bastard up and thrown him out the car in a desolate area.

 

[Orko Is King]

Ah, there ya are! Don't be surprised if she doesn't contact you for a while (weeks, months even!), but hang in there. DON'T contact her first. I cannot stress this enough...

But, have you heard from her besides the email she sent? Does she have a boyfriend? What's her romantic past like? You guys hang out so much surely you should know!

Nope, nothin yet. But then again, it's only been like a day or two. No, she doesn't have a boyfriend and I was talking with her sister a few months back, and she told me she hasn't had one save for a brief stint with a guy during her freshman year of highschoool...and we just finished our sophomore year of college. And her sister never hears her talk about who she finds attracxtive or anything. So I theorize that she's A.0A closet lesbian or B.)One of those weird asexual people

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Perhaps she justs hates men. My best friend is a lesbian...but it's not because she's ugly...it's just because she hates men and prefers women.

 

[Fanticon]

I just want to say that I’m sorry for trying to kiss you after dinner. I really don’t know what I was thinking and it’s entirely possible that I wasn’t thinking at all. I dunno, I’m such a social ****** I suppose. I just had to see if there was anything there and I now know that there isn’t. I just thought I’d give it a shot and if nothing happened, then oh well. I’ve always felt that the best relationships were built on a solid friendship first. But, in all honesty I think I was just being an idiotic dick. I think I owed you this apology because you’re like family to me and you deserve to be respected. I hope things won’t be awkward from now and we can just put all this **** in the past.

To which she replies...

yeah. just don't do it again because it makes hanging out with you awkward. I just want to be your friend and that's it. I don't think I've given you any signs that I wanted anything more than that, but if you think i had, i'm sorry.

Oy vey...

Well...can I just add since you posted this and I was so angry that I had to comment....first of all...I feel for you bro...second...in your response...you should have refrained from apologizing...and then you tried toughing it up by swearing like its not a big deal to you.

This empowered her to have the upper hand in her extremely *****y reply... i don't even know you or her...but I thought her response was out of line. And if you really want to turn the tables on this one...don't talk to her, avoid her and make her think, she's the one who just made **** awkward. Girls like this piss me right off. I'd even bring it up to her and say..."hey about your reply...wtf!" "Don't do it again?" Could there have been a better way to put this? Tell her you don't feel like she owes you anything at all, not for being a friend or giving you xtra money to pay a dinner tab.
i don't know if you are incredibly un-smooth and how you thought that kiss on the cheek was gonna go...but, a friend like that sounds pretty confused about something herself.

 

[odiin]

Nope, nothin yet. But then again, it's only been like a day or two. No, she doesn't have a boyfriend and I was talking with her sister a few months back, and she told me she hasn't had one save for a brief stint with a guy during her freshman year of highschoool...and we just finished our sophomore year of college. And her sister never hears her talk about who she finds attracxtive or anything. So I theorize that she's A.0A closet lesbian or B.)One of those weird asexual people

She's never going to talk to you again

 

[nosebleed.]

If I remember it went down something like this

I called her to see how she was doing

Her:"we're hungry".
Me: "really?"
Her: "Let's get something to eat"
Me: "ok"
Her:"Come pick us up he has no gas"
me(baffled):"Us? Well if he has no money for gas, who's paying for him?"
Her:"Well I was hoping you would"
Me: (laughter) followed by a "hell no"
Then some other stuff

That is even worse than what I imagined the conversation went like. LOL...I just showed this to my wife and asked her, "What kind of chicks do this?" and her reply, "B****es, that's who!"

I would of picked the bastard up and thrown him out the car in a desolate area.

Both the girl and the guy are trying to get something for nothing...why just punish the guy?