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Normally this is the moment I'd try and think something clever, but I'm honestly too sore to care.
Underneath his mask, Peter let out a small groan as he took in a whiff of that familiar New York night's air, after suddenly being whisked back into consciousness. Not that he wasn't used to the scenario of finding himself awake after coming into a harrowing experience, but he usually expected to find himself tied up whenever he eventually came to. Or at least, being face-to-face with some nutjob wearing their unmentionables outside of their pants. Rubbing the back of his head in agony, Spider-Man rolled from his chest onto his back, feeling around to see if he had broken anything during... whatever happened. All he had remembered was an explosion, coming from beneath him and-
...Cat!
Eyes widened, the webslinger instantly shot up and looked around in a clear panic. The last that he could remember was trying to grab Felicia and swing them both to safety, but the explosion cut them both off before they could even move. And while he was mostly fine, apart from a few cuts and scrapes, that didn't necessarily mean that Black Cat had gotten away from the blast as luckily as he did.
"Ugh... Cat? Felicia?! Are you alright, where are you?!"
Not a second later, and Peter's skin went white. Because at the other edge of the partially destroyed rooftop he was laying on sat Black Cat, her costume partially singed and barely moving. Springing to his feet, Spider-Man lept straight to his ex-girlfriend without hesitation, gently wrapping his hand behind her head.
"Cat! Cat, can you hear me?"
Black Cat didn't respond. And whatever movement she had been making had suddenly stopped. Spider-Man grabbed her wrist and felt for a pulse, but it was hard to tell between the leather of her glove and the fabric of his. Then he noticed her stomach, as it stopped moving up and down in a faint exhaustion. She wasn't breathing anymore. Beyond alarmed, Peter began to push onto her chest in a desperate CPR maneuver, hoping to God that he wasn't about to lose yet another love of his life.
"No! No, no no no... c'mon, Felicia... breathe... c'mon, breathe... 1, 2, 3... c'mon!"
Pulling his mask up over his nose, Spider-Man bent down and began to exhale hard into Felicia's mouth, still trying to apply pressure to her chest. But as he looked up, he still didn't see her begin to breathe. Pushing down even harder, making sure that his strength wouldn't collapse her lungs or break her ribs, he tried not to give up on her too soon. Any slight chance that he had to save her was slowly slipping out of his grasp, and he didn't know if he could stand to lose someone else. Not in the same week that he lost MJ. Not after the big reason that they've drifted apart in the first place.
Spider-Man bent down and opened Felicia's lips once more, preparing to breathe in as hard as he possibly could. But the second that their lips connected, the wall-crawler froze. A distinct sensation met his mouth, as he realized...
"..."
"That has to be the first time I've ever been slipped the tongue during C.P.R."
Felicia smiled back, eyes still closed.
"Play your cards right, and it won't be the last, either."
Spider-Man looked down at her, trying to make a stern face that she couldn't even see.
"That is not funny."
"Neither are your palms crushing the wind out of me. You mind?"
Obliging, Spider-Man retracted his arms and helped Cat to sit up. She rubbed the back of her head, aswell, trying to keep herself from passing out again.
"What happened?"
"Before or after we made out during a traumatic moment?"
"You say it like you didn't enjoy it."
"There was some kind of an explosion. Knocked us back a couple of feet, but I don't think it did any real damage. I tried to get us out of the way when it happened, but..."
"Hey, not every little problem can be solved with arachnid agility."
"Tell me about it. I've been learning that lesson since I was fifteen."
Looking back towards the origin of the blast, Spider-Man noticed something peculiar. Behind the smoke from the fire, there was a silhouette. Some kind of shadowy presence, looming about and watching the crimefighters struggle to grasp what had happened. Before he could say anything, Felicia noticed the shadow, aswell.
"Hey!"
The figure took off into the opposite direction. Leaping to her feet, Felicia took charge into a sprint.
"Come on! I think that's our thief!"
Spider-Man momentarily hesitated.
"Oh, sure. Let's not take the time to rest up. It's not like you just nearly died, or anything..."
Firing a webline at a nearby building, Spider-Man leaped into the air and headed into an arc, following Black Cat as she leaped off of the side of the building. The thief was running across the rooftops with effortless resolve, and it was nothing more than pure luck that Felicia was just as determined to stop him. Otherwise, he'd have escaped minutes ago.
I wonder if Iron Man ever has a night like this.
:BZZT!: :BZZT!:
Well whaddya know, I get to ask him!
Leaping off his webline with a careful somersault, Peter clung to the nearest wall and reached down to the metallic belt hidden that was beneath his costume. Even though it was usually only used to conceal back-up tubes of web fluid and spider-tracers, among other things, there was another important item that Spider-Man had began to carry on his person that hadn't been given nearly enough use, in the past few months... The One-Way Wireless Avengers Communicator.
Letting it vibrate in his hands, as he removed the round item from his belt-buckle, Spider-Man tapped the side of the device and shut off the alert. The Avengers needed him, for some reason. He didn't know why, considering he had honestly been convinced that they'd forgotten about him by now. But whenever The Avengers called you, you didn't get to say 'No'. Even if you are in the middle of a high octane chase across the rooftops of Manhattan. Or just sitting on the toilet, which made for quite the awkward timing.
"Come on, Spider! Hate to break it to you, but our bad guy's getting away!"
Spider-Man looked up, seeing that Black Cat was still chasing after him a few feet away. Firing another webline, he swung wide over a narrow gap, vaulting his way into another fast sprint beside Felicia. He didn't quite know how he was going to explain this to her, but despite promising he would, he couldn't help Black Cat take this one on. Not now, anyway.
"Uh... I got a page. I think I better take it."
Felicia looked over, alarmed.
"What? From who?!"
"...The Avengers."
"You've got to be kidding me!"
Both Spider-Man and Black Cat jumped over the next gap in unison, landing perfectly onto the next rooftop.
"So, what... you're just going to leave this guy?! Just like that?!"
"Well, you're chasing after him. And the way I see it, you've got more of a reason to capture this guy than I do."
"But I could use the help!"
"I know. I know, and I'm sorry! But I just think I better take this, because it's bound to be more important!"
Felicia sneered.
"So helping me out isn't important?!"
"...Maybe you didn't hear me. It's The Avengers."
Disgusted, Felicia continued on.
"Fine, go."
"You're mad, aren't you?"
"Oh, I'm very much pissed. But like you said, it's important, and tending to my needs obviously isn't a priority for you. Even if it means catching a man who's responsible for a dozen different burglaries, not to mention just trying to kill the both of us."
"You are! You are so mad!"
Felicia snarled.
"Look, are you gonna answer them, or not? They're waiting on you."
Spider-Man sighed, firing out another stray webline, culminating into a new swing.
"And to think, we were having such a wonderful evening before this. I mean, it wasn't an 'dining and dancing the night away' sort of thing, but..."
"Peter!"
"Okay, okay! Yeesh, you had to bring out the first name basis..."
Swinging off to the side, Spider-Man leaped over a nearby building and backflipped his way across the other infront of it. All the while, regretting what he had just done with all of his being.
She's never gonna let me hear the end of this one, is she?
Realizing that he had other matters to attend to, Peter stood straight up, retrieving the communicator once more. Pressing the activation button, he waited for a moment as it began to connect to the worldwide communications' link that Tony Stark had designed for the team. As it continued, Spider-Man began to impatiently tap his foot.
"See, this is why I use broadband."
Unexpectedly, a loud roar cut him off mid-sentence, prompting Spider-Man's initial shriek of terror. In the distance, a hideous creature had suddenly appeared in the middle of the city, wreaking havoc wherever it turned. His first thought was another attack by Fing Fang Foom, but that suspicion dampened when he got a good look at the creature...
"Jesus H. Christ and all of his chubby uncles!"
Tossing the communicator aside, Spider-Man instinctively leapt towards the creature without thought, firing two weblines at once to slingshot himself towards the action. He obviously didn't need to communicate with the team now, and ask why they needed him... because it was a good bet that he was staring the reason down. And it was freaking huge.
"Okay, then... I am gonna die doing this. Cheers to all!"
Pulling himself backwards into a kickoff, Spider-Man let go of the weblines and rocketed into the air, heading aimlessly towards the area of New York that the creature was attacking. Every fiber of Peter's being that had been regretful about leaving Felicia were now attacking him even moreso, realizing how stupid it was for him to do what he was currently doing.
Not that he wasn't used to making stupid decisions.