The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[GeoffTheArtist]

BATMAN: "Hey."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "You hear they finally closed that spoilers thread Miranda had?"
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Finally. Just a bunch of mindless bickering and no spoilering! Now get me my lemonade...!"
BATMAN: "*sniff*Hey! I'm nobody's *****! Damned martian..."

 

[gadgetfusion]

Batman: The Dark Knight better be at Comic Con!

Joker: Well my friend's cousin's boyfriend's sister knows a guy who works with the guy who gives coffee and donuts to the second second assistant director of the movie and he says that they will be at Comic Con!

Joker: What?

 

[lixdexia]

Bruce Wayne: Quiet or papa spank!

 

[Dr. Fate]

LOLZ FOR ALL.

BATMAN: "[trying to unlock the chastity belt] Um, darling?"
CATWOMAN: "[in sultry voice] What?"
BATMAN: "You're not going to believe this..."
CATWOMAN: "What?"
BATMAN: "It won't open!"
CATWOMAN: "What?"
BATMAN: "Wait, I have an idea! Call a locksmith!"

Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant!

All the other ones were funny too.

Ultimate fan - I have no idea if Adam West was even considered for the late Peter Boyle's role on "Raymond", it was just the first show that came to mind.

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Zombie Nightmare was on MST3K?! Oh the shame of it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

For the last frikking time, I´m NOT cross-eyed!!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Batman: You're going back to Arkham, Joker!

Joker: The day I go back is the day you make a creepier face than me!

Joker: I surrender!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Yup.

JOKER: "Why are you smiling like that?!"

BATMAN: "Today was Ass-Tapping Day, and it was a very good Ass-Tapping Day. I tapped Selina, I tapped Diana, I tapped Dinah, I tapped Barbara, I tapped Helena, I tapped Talia, I tapped Flash's wife, I tapped Hal Jordan's old girlfriend Carol Ferris, I pretty much tapped almost every hot mama in the DCU except for Lois Lane 'cause well, let's face, Superman would kill me even if I did have kryptonite. Although I was able to tap his old childhood sweetheart Lana Lang..."

JOKER: "Enough! Enough!! For the love of God ENOUGH!!! And I don't mean that Jennifer Lopez flick!"

 

[gadgetfusion]

Batman: Joker, are you seeing anybody?

Joker: Go away you ***.

Batman: No, you don't understand. I'm not gay.

Lex Luthor: Wrong!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: "You tried to take over the 21st century using a giant island of Kryptonite? What the Hell's wrong with you? Even the Joker's schemes aren't that outlandishly moronic."

Lex Luthor: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[Enriquespy]

Batman: Books are nerds friends... Porn magazines are the Nerds lovers. I have a lot of lovers. Real ones, couse Im Rich and handsome you NERD!!!!

 

[Hotwire]

West-Coast!!!

 

[Hotwire]

No matter what Batman tried, he couldn't get Dr. Crane to stop impersonating Sanjaya!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Cry baby!"
CRANE: "Jock!"
BATMAN: "Wimp!"
CRANE: "...Muscle head!"

 

[batman11]

And now time for my daily Seinfeld quote t:.

BATMAN: Hey John.

MM: Hey,I heard about you and Diana. You breaking up?

BATMAN: Oh yeah! The sooner the better. I can't wait to do it. You know how there's some people you worry about whether or not you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it. Boy, I'd like to get it on video. Watch it in slow motion and freeze frame it!

***********30 MINUTES LATER*****************

BATMAN (TO DIANA): I must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.

***********2 MINUTES LATER*****************[SIZE=-1]

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BATMAN: Please!, Please!, I take it all back, everything, every word, I love you!, I love you!, I can't live without you , I'll do anything.

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^And the Seinfeld slides in for the win.

Christopher Nolan was recently selected for a commentary on the "Super Special Edition" of Batman (1989). Here is an excerpt...

CHRIS: Ah, now this scene. This scene kinda has a brother in ah, in The Dark Knight. Yeah, we're filming a scene just like this one in Dark Knight. Sort of an homage, if you will. Actually, can we include the clip on the DVD? Sort of an Easter Egg? Can we--oh, we can? All right. Here's the clip from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.:

"Jesus!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "If I keep vibrating myself back and forward like this, my costume is likely to bust open in the most embarrassing yet flattering area of my feminine attributes."

BATMAN: "I certainly hope so!"

 

[batman11]

^^And the Seinfeld slides in for the win.

Heheh. Seinfeld always wins. ALWAYS!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hi, I´m a Mac.

And I´m a... C´mon, that again?!? That joke was already played on me on the Spider-Man boards, why am I ALWAYS the PC?!?

Stop whining, Clark. It´s not my fault that critics, comic book fans, American moviegoers and DVD buyers liked my movie better. Go to, I don´t know, the Hulk boards, you can be the Mac there... I guess...

No, thanks a lot for nothing, I don´t need your charity, Bruce! Bye!! (flies away)

And people say I´M the one who has no sense of humor...

 

[Steelsheen]

LOL Ultimate! t:

 

[ultimatefan]

LOL Ultimate! t:

Thanks!

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Wow!!! No one's ever handled my batarang like that!!
Jack: And if you ever tell anyone I did that, I'll kill you!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hi, I´m a Mac.

And I´m a... C´mon, that again?!? That joke was already played on me on the Spider-Man boards, why am I ALWAYS the PC?!?

Stop whining, Clark. It´s not my fault that critics, comic book fans, American moviegoers and DVD buyers liked my movie better. Go to, I don´t know, the Hulk boards, you can be the Mac there... I guess...

No, thanks a lot for nothing, I don´t need your charity, Bruce! Bye!! (flies away)

And people say I´M the one who has no sense of humor...

Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! As was yours, Mal'Akai.

SUPER-ROUTH: "How come you're a PC who rocks and I'm not?"

BAT-BALE: "I just am."

 

[batman11]

You know what I feel like....another Seinfeld quote.

BATMAN: Hey you know my friend Bob Sacamano?

SUPERMAN (off screen): Oh the guy from Jersey?

BATMAN: Yeah. He just got a job at a condom factory in Edison. Look at this, he gave me a gross.

SUPERMAN: What are you gonna do with all of them?

BATMAN: Oh, well... Come on, take some, Clark. Grab 'em.

SUPERMAN: I'll take one. Its possible.

**********THE NEXT DAY***************

BATMAN: Hey Clark you know those condoms I gave you? Don't use em, they're defective.

SUPERMAN: How could you give me a defective condom!?!?!?!?!

Who knew that Batman's blunder...or perhaps practical joke (heheh) would someday ruin Superman's film career.

Lol.

 

[The Redux 714]

Everyone knows Superman couldn't use an earth condom. It wouldn't work, he'd need a condom made of Kryptonite.

10 points to whom can name where that's from...

 

[Rewstar]

Everyone knows Superman couldn't use an earth condom. It wouldn't work, he'd need a condom made of Kryptonite.

10 points to whom can name where that's from...

Its sounds kinda like something that Brodie said in Mallrats. But i got a feeling something similar was said in another film or tv show.