The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: "Let's see Gambit top this!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ HAHA! Subtle.

And TY.

"Mark! I have some... uh, news to share with you. It's about 'The Dark Knight.'"

"Oh joy! Did Nolan send you over to show me the script?"

"No. Actually, Mark ... I got the role. But I hope that we can still be tight. You know, we are really good friends. And I want to keep that friendship."

"Get out, Brokeback. Get out of my damn house."

"Fine. Word to your mother."

 

[ultimatefan]

Luke, I am your father!

No Luke, I am your father!

No way Luke, I am your father!

Oh great, now my therapy bill will go through the roof!

 

[TKing]

Luke, I am your father!

No Luke, I am your father!

No way Luke, I am your father!

Oh great, now my therapy bill will go through the roof![/quote]

LOL. Very funny! t:

 

[ultimatefan]

No way Luke, I am your father!

Oh great, now my therapy bill will go through the roof!

LOL. Very funny! t:

Thanks!

 

[elorenishii386]

Joker: "Hello...is I.P. Freely there?"

Batman: "Wait one moment... I.P Freely... I.P. Freely...Hey I.P. Freely!!! What is everyone laughing at? Oh you SOB...once I get a..."

(Joker Hangs up)

(awhile later)

Joker: "Hello...May I speak to Amanda Hugginkiss?"

Batman: "Yeah, just a sec, I'll check."
[calling out] "Uh, Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?"
[Robin bursts into laughter]
Robin: "Maybe your standards are too high!"
Batman: [into phone] "You little SOB! If I ever find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!"

(a while later)

Joker: "Hello..." (asks for a very long name)

Batman: "Hold on, I'll check."
[to Robin] "Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
[Robin laughs] "Oh, wait a minute."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Luke, I am your father!

No Luke, I am your father!

No way Luke, I am your father!

Oh great, now my therapy bill will go through the roof![/quote]
Hahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe... classic Simpsons.

Joker: "Hello... I'm looking for a Mr. Hugh Jass."

Batman [deep voice]: "I'm Hugh Jass."

Joker: "Oh... um.... hey."

Batman: "How can I help you?"

Joker: "Look, this is a prank call that didn't work, so I'm gonna hang up now."

Batman: "Very well." [hangs up; chuckles]: "Hehehehe... sucker."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe... classic Simpsons.

Joker: "Hello... I'm looking for a Mr. Hugh Jass."

Batman [deep voice]: "I'm Hugh Jass."

Joker: "Oh... um.... hey."

Batman: "How can I help you?"

Joker: "Look, this is a prank call that didn't work, so I'm gonna hang up now."

Batman: "Very well." [hangs up; chuckles]: "Hehehehe... sucker."

Hehehe, oh yeah, this is vintage Simpsons...

 

[muertevilla]

Damn...Catwoman looked pretty damn good tonight...man what i wouldnt give to just....god damn it...i cant fight crime with my current "situation"... I'll make it quick.................

 

[El Payaso]

Mark Hamill's Audition.

"Okay Mark, give me a Joker"

"Okay, now an angry Joker"

"Uh, can you make it a little more crazy?"

"O... k... How about a Harvey Dent?"

"Fine,... er... yes. Something else you want to say?"

"I make good voices"

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"Hi. Just to say I'm gonna gas Gotham again if you don't let me be El Payaso¡'s avatar. Thanks"

 

[Hotwire]

I'd like to set the record straight... For the last time, I am NOT Clay Aiken!

 

[Hotwire]

Damn...Catwoman looked pretty damn good tonight...man what i wouldnt give to just....god damn it...i cant fight crime with my current "situation"... I'll make it quick.................

Ahhhh, that's better

 

[Dr. Fate]

Good work guys, all of you.

BATMAN: "Damn it, I've never held the watering crane position for this long!"

 

[cryptic name]

Catwoman: "Take me, Bats."
Batman: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

wayne's world 2! t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I'd like to set the record straight... For the last time, I am NOT Clay Aiken!

Lol.

 

[Carnotaur3]

Robin: So they don't come from Storks... HOLY ****, WHAT IS THAT?!
Batman: This is your first time isn't it?
Robin: Uh...
Batman: You see the position they're in now?
Robin: Yeah.
Batman: Do you think we could ever... well, if you don't want to...
Robin: No, it's not that... I um... I just don't think I'm ready.
Batman: Okay...okay. We'll I think it's time for me to hit the ol' batcave hay stack.

 

[Hotwire]

Robin: Holy perky nipples, Batman! It's fricken' cold in here!!

 

[Hotwire]

Bruce: Well, Woodstock was fun, but the f***ing parking sucks!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: HHHHHOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK!!! PHEWY!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bruce: Well, Woodstock was fun, but the f***ing parking sucks!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

"Out here in the eastern lands, out in the middle of nowhere, I can be myself. Now, all I need is Heath Ledger."

"Sorry baby. I won't be able to come until November."

"Wish I knew how to quit you."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"I shouldn't have eaten that burrito."

 

[Dr. Fate]

wayne's world 2! t:

You are correct! I was wondering if anyone would pick up on it. If I could, I'd e-mail you a cookie.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN:How DARE you say that Desperate Housewives is better than Gilmore Girls?