The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Secret Fawful]

Vicki: Batman, before we kiss, I have a confession....

Batman: *thinking* I was all ready....all ready...dang it!
Batman: All right....you know you can tell me anything, unless it's boring then for Nolan's sakes, spare me.

Vicki: I support Bush.

ALSO...

Superman: Vicki Vale is mine tonight...do you hear me.... MINE!!!

Vicki: *gets up* Man, that was nice, Supes....wait...Why the *&^% are my thighs sticking together now!!!?


Moral: Everything about Superman is POWERFUL.

 

[SalaciousVC]

BATMAN: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Frank Miller! He's my neo-daddy!"

Vicki: Batman, before we kiss, I have a confession....

Batman: *thinking* I was all ready....all ready...dang it!
Batman: All right....you know you can tell me anything, unless it's boring then for Nolan's sakes, spare me.

Vicki: I support Bush.

ALSO...

Superman: Vicki Vale is mine tonight...do you hear me.... MINE!!!

Vicki: *gets up* Man, that was nice, Supes....wait...Why the *&^% are my thighs sticking together now!!!?


Moral: Everything about Superman is POWERFUL.

Rofl,Sweetness

 

[Dr. Fate]

Vicki: Batman, before we kiss, I have a confession....

Batman: *thinking* I was all ready....all ready...dang it!
Batman: All right....you know you can tell me anything, unless it's boring then for Nolan's sakes, spare me.

Vicki: I support Bush.

ALSO...

Superman: Vicki Vale is mine tonight...do you hear me.... MINE!!!

Vicki: *gets up* Man, that was nice, Supes....wait...Why the *&^% are my thighs sticking together now!!!?


Moral: Everything about Superman is POWERFUL.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "When the going gets tough, the tough go looting."

 

[ultimatefan]

Vicky: Sorry boys, but if you make any sexual innuendo comments, keep staring or even THINK lustfully about this pic, you´ll be accused of misoginy...

Batman: And you know what, WE STILL DON´T CARE!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Vicky: Sorry boys, but if you make any sexual innuendo comments, keep staring or even THINK lustfully about this pic, you´ll be accused of misoginy...

Batman: And you know what, WE STILL DON´T CARE!!

Damn right we don't care!

BATMAN: "Master Saruman says you must die!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Damn right we don't care!

BATMAN: "Master Saruman says you must die!"

Oh yeah! hehehe, Orcman...

 

[Secret Fawful]

BATMAN: Gimme some sugar, baby.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Oh yeah! hehehe, Orcman...

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "What's this crap I hear of you being *my* mentor in the Justice League film?"
BATMAN: "Just unfounded rumors Supes, I swear!"
SUPERMAN: "How about rumors that you're gonna be the founder and leader of the League when that's my job?"
BATMAN: "Rumors, just rumors! You think I wanna be seen hanging out with a bunch of characters who aren't anywhere near as popular as myself?"
SUPERMAN: "I think you just want to milk your image for all its worth."
BATMAN: "But you'd do the same thing in my place!"
SUPERMAN: "That's cause I'm the grand-daddy of all superheroes! No matter how much cooler everyone tries to make you out to be, you can never change the fact that you were created because *I* was a hit way back in 1938! You can never take that away from me!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROBIN: "Do you think the elf green speedo with slippers and lack of pants makes me look gay?"
BATGIRL: "Not at all."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"That's right America: Batman is now part of my Axis of Evil. He's very sneaky, not to mention scary. I try to poison the White House, he's there. I try to crash a plane, he doesn't let up. He's also good at math, which is very much a part of the Axis of Evil. Evil Kinevil is also on the Axis of Evil--kind of a no-brainer. But Dr. Evil? No, he makes me laugh, so he's out."

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Bats: Who the **** put ants in my pants?!?

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Batman: ROBIN!!!! You little ****!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Robin to self: I'm only acting this gay to get close to her, earn her trust, then, BAM!, slip her some roofies!!

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "Do you think the elf green speedo with slippers and lack of pants makes me look gay?"
BATGIRL: "Not at all."

BATGIRL: "Metrosexual ...maybe, but not gay. You're the superhero equivalent of Ryan Seacrest."
ROBIN: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[BubbaGump]

Shouldn't have gotten drive-thru.

 

[ultimatefan]

"That's right America: Batman is now part of my Axis of Evil. He's very sneaky, not to mention scary. I try to poison the White House, he's there. I try to crash a plane, he doesn't let up. He's also good at math, which is very much a part of the Axis of Evil. Evil Kinevil is also on the Axis of Evil--kind of a no-brainer. But Dr. Evil? No, he makes me laugh, so he's out."

hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Why do you guys look so surprised, have you never read The Patriot Act?

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATGIRL: "Metrosexual ...maybe, but not gay. You're the superhero equivalent of Ryan Seacrest."
ROBIN: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nice follow up.

I like the one with Joke Bush putting Batman in the Axis of Evil.

BATMAN: "There's no goblin on the wing. There's no goblin on the ring. There's no goblin on the ring..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice follow up.

I like the one with Joke Bush putting Batman in the Axis of Evil.

BATMAN: "There's no goblin on the wing. There's no goblin on the ring. There's no goblin on the ring..."

hehehehehe, the classic Twilight Zone episode.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, I may be blowing up hospitals and throwing poison into the water, but unlike the democrats, at least I´m DOING something...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hey, I may be blowing up hospitals and throwing poison into the water, but unlike the democrats, at least I´m DOING something...

OUCH!!! Burn...

But thanks for liking my use of the Twilight Zone.

ROBIN [thinking]: "I can't believe my fake ID worked..."
BATGIRL [thinking]: "I wonder how he got a name like 'McLovin'..."

 

[ultimatefan]

OUCH!!! Burn...

But thanks for liking my use of the Twilight Zone.

ROBIN [thinking]: "I can't believe my fake ID worked..."
BATGIRL [thinking]: "I wonder how he got a name like 'McLovin'..."

hehehe, a good comedian kicks balls on all sides...t:

I´m crazy to see Superbad, hasn´t opened in my country yet.

 

[lou2099]

BATMAN: {muttering} I can't believe I need Alfred's help to take down a buncha possessed penguins.
ALFRED: {over radio} I beg your pardon, sir?
BATMAN: Uh, I said, "what's for dinner tonight?"

 

[Secret Fawful]

Batman: *monotone voice* Alfred, if I don't get out of this one, tell Vicki Vale I said nice legs.