The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Trying to commit suicide because former Dawson's Creek castmate Michelle Williams got to be in Brokeback Mountain and is not trapped in a loveless marriage to Heath Ledger, with whom her relationship unfortunately did not work out, whilst you have to settle for stuff like 'Mad Money' and a loveless marriage to Tom Cruise eh? Well honey, you're just gonna have to suck it up."

 

[lou2099]

NEWS ANCHOR: After Pope Benedict viewed this rendition of fictional comic book character Vicki Vale, even he admitted it was hot and formally announced that both artist Jim Lee and writer Frank Miller are now Saints.

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

BATMAN: "...I particularly remembering asking for the French midget."

 

[DeaDheaD]

BM: You smell nice....
RD: Uncle Paul??
BM: What?
RD: What?

 

[lou2099]

/\/\/\/\//Funny ones, Deadhead, Geoff!

CATWOMAN: You won't catch me, Batgirl. My boobs are filled with helium!
BATGIRL: I hope you suffocate in the stratoshpere, b_tch.

 

[The Marvel]

BATMAN: "Oh yeah thats HOT. Hmmmm you like that dont you? WOOF!

GREEN LANTERN: "Hey Bruce, whats up?

BATMANHHHH AHHHHHHH WHY HALLO THAR!!!!
FLASH: "Uhh Bruce are you reading porn?

SUPERMAN: "Hey guys sorry im late.
SUPERMAN: Bruce.... is that porn?!?

BATMAN:"Uhhh... its not what it looks like.
*Superman takes porn mag from Batmans hand and looks*

SUPERMAN:"KARA!?!?!

 

[Dr. Fate]

/\/\/\/\//Funny ones, Deadhead, Geoff!

CATWOMAN: You won't catch me, Batgirl. My boobs are filled with helium!
BATGIRL: I hope you suffocate in the stratoshpere, b_tch.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Hilarious!

BTW Marvel, yours was also hilarious.

BATMAN: "Y'know, it is *so* 1960s in here right now."

 

[ultimatefan]

/\/\/\/\//Funny ones, Deadhead, Geoff!

CATWOMAN: You won't catch me, Batgirl. My boobs are filled with helium!
BATGIRL: I hope you suffocate in the stratoshpere, b_tch.

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

VICKI: Confess it boys, you wouldn´t have b***ed half as much about Michael Keaton´s casting or Joker killing Bruce´s parents if the movie had THIS scene...

 

[DeaDheaD]

BM: Hey Flash, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Flash: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

 

[Dr. Fate]

VICKI: Confess it boys, you wouldn´t have b***ed half as much about Michael Keaton´s casting or Joker killing Bruce´s parents if the movie had THIS scene...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Funny because it's true.

VICKI VALE: "Hmm, let's see, you're an unwed single mother and I'm just a very hot single woman who now has a clear shot at Batman. Oh yeah..."

VICKI: "...and by the way, your ass will NEVER look THIS good again."


SELINA KYLE/CATWOMAN: "Ah bite me ya bimbo."

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Bruce, what have we told you about bringing your women up here?"
BATMAN: "Don't do it?"
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Exactly."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Why am I even here? I'm cooler than virtually everyone in this photo shoot!"
SUPERMAN: "You see Bats, that's why you have no real friends - you think you're to cool for school."
BATMAN: "But I am too cool for school! I'm the Goddamn Batman!"
SUPERMAN: "Y'know Bruce, the more you say that, the bigger the chances are of you going to Hell for taking the Lord's name in vain."
BATMAN: "Shut up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Funny because it's true.

VICKI VALE: "Hmm, let's see, you're an unwed single mother and I'm just a very hot single woman who now has a clear shot at Batman. Oh yeah..."

VICKI: "...and by the way, your ass will NEVER look THIS good again."


SELINA KYLE/CATWOMAN: "Ah bite me ya bimbo."

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Bruce, what have we told you about bringing your women up here?"
BATMAN: "Don't do it?"
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Exactly."

Thanks! hehehe, Bats stars his own version of Knocked Up...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehe, Bats stars his own version of Knocked Up...

Yep.

BRUCE: "I must find the Holy Grail!"

VICKI VALE: "Well, I may not be holy, but..."

VICKI: "...I'm certainly heavenly, don't you agree?"

BRUCE: "Ah screw the Holy Grail, the Holy Grail's not going anywhere anytime soon."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Quick, let's find the Holy Grail while he's distracted!"
AVENGERS: "Yeah!"

 

[lou2099]

Yep.

BRUCE: "I must find the Holy Grail!"

VICKI VALE: "Well, I may not be holy, but..."

VICKI: "...I'm certainly heavenly, don't you agree?"

BRUCE: "Ah screw the Holy Grail, the Holy Grail's not going anywhere anytime soon."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Quick, let's find the Holy Grail while he's distracted!"AVENGERS: "Yeah!"

One of the funniest "stories" of these caption pages! Gave me another good laugh I needed today!

 

[lou2099]

BATMAN: Ahh! My back went out again! Hey, Nightwing, I need your help here.
NIGHTWING: Dude, my backcracking days are long over. Call Alfred.

 

[lou2099]

VICKI VALE: So Bruce, before we do this, do you have a Bat Condom?
BRUCE: Actually Vicki, I prefer to go barebat.

plus:

BATMAN: I see London, I see France, I see Vicki in her underpants!
VICKI VALE: *sigh* And he wonders why I drink every night.

 

[lou2099]

CATWOMAN: You won't catch me, Batgirl. My boobs are filled with helium!
BATGIRL: I hope you suffocate in the stratoshpere, b_tch.

The next day:

BLACK CAT: Heard about your helium filled boobs. Guess who also had this "procedure," b_tch!
CATWOMAN: Aw...crap!

 

[Dr. Fate]

VICKI VALE: So Bruce, before we do this, do you have a Bat Condom?
BRUCE: Actually Vicki, I prefer to go barebat.

plus:

BATMAN: I see London, I see France, I see Vicki in her underpants!
VICKI VALE: *sigh* And he wonders why I drink every night.

Bwahahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "You know how I know you're gay? And a communist? You know how I know you're a gay communist? You wear pink lingerie."

VICKI VALE: "Pink is a woman's color! That's not gay! And as far as communism goes, all I said was that it was a nice idea that just didn't work out in the long run!"

 

[Killing Joke926]

Yep.

BRUCE: "I must find the Holy Grail!"

VICKI VALE: "Well, I may not be holy, but..."

VICKI: "...I'm certainly heavenly, don't you agree?"

BRUCE: "Ah screw the Holy Grail, the Holy Grail's not going anywhere anytime soon."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Quick, let's find the Holy Grail while he's distracted!"
AVENGERS: "Yeah!"

LOL

Captain America: "Let us ride to Camelot!"
Avengers: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.-"

Scarlet Witch: -"I have to push the pram a lot."

 

[Dr. Fate]

LOL

Captain America: "Let us ride to Camelot!"
Avengers: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.-"

Scarlet Witch: -"I have to push the pram a lot."

Thanks. Nice use of Monty Python's Holy Grail there.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "You are Adam West, right?"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Behold the Internet, Dick! A communication tool used over the world where people can come together to b*** about movies and share pornography with one another...

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Behold the Internet, Dick! A communication tool used over the world where people can come together to b*** about movies and share pornography with one another...

Bwahahahahaha. If I don't miss my guess that's from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

BATMAN: "And here I thought no one would catch your body floating in Dawson's Creek..."

 

[lou2099]

BATMAN: "And here I thought no one would catch your body floating in Dawson's Creek..."

Hahaha.I don't know how many Dawson Creek jokes have been done for her, but thiat one's funny.

HE-MAN: What's up, baby? Check out this finely ripped bod!
VICKI VALE: Hm, yeah, whoopee. Say...is that very large cat behind you single and unneutered?

 

[Lightning257]

Robin prepares to release the dreaded BAT-GAS!!!