The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Henchman: Brave Mr. joker ran away.
Joker: No!
Henchman: Bravely ran away away.
Joker: I didn't!
Henchman: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Joker: No!
Henchman: Yes, brave Mr. Joker turned about
Joker: I didn't!
Henchman: And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his feet.
Joker: I never did!
Henchman: He beat a very brave retreat.
Joker: All lies!
Henchman: Bravest of the brave, Mr. Joker...
Joker: I never!

 

[Darkfly]

JOKER: "Batman's such a dick"
THUG: "What kinda dick"
JOKER: "The dark kind"
THUG: "To much info there boss".

 

[lou2099]

TJ: Hey Bob, Bob!!! BOB!?!?!?!?!Bob (off- camera): What!?!?!TJ: Look what I'm doing, I'm totally flipping Joe off.Bob: Yeah, no, I see that, yeaahhh TJ: Isnt that incredibly Jokerish of me?Bob: Yeah, you..........you evil guy TJ: I know....I'm such an a**, he's up there all "Look at me, I'm driving the Joker around, worlds largest criminal mastermind, and I'm driving him, around".........he doesnt even know that I'm just back here, flipping hin off the whole time.....I am such a horrible person.Bob: Yeah, you are totally taking down the system here.TJ: Oh tell me about it.............Hey anyone want to get a cheeseburger?

Hahahahahaha!

JOKER: Now take me to jail!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Henchman: Brave Mr. joker ran away.
Joker: No!
Henchman: Bravely ran away away.
Joker: I didn't!
Henchman: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Joker: No!
Henchman: Yes, brave Mr. Joker turned about
Joker: I didn't!
Henchman: And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his feet.
Joker: I never did!
Henchman: He beat a very brave retreat.
Joker: All lies!
Henchman: Bravest of the brave, Mr. Joker...
Joker: I never!

Hehehehehe, gotta love Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

JOKER: "I'm vexed. Terribly vexed."

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks, Doc, ultimate, plenty of pretty funny stuff here. t:

Batman: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people."

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Taxi Driver: I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the ****in' toilet.
Joker: Bull****. I want to see it burn.

 

[ultimatefan]

Taxi Driver: I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the ****in' toilet.
Joker: Bull****. I want to see it burn.

hehehehe, Trevis Bickle vs. Joker...

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, gotta love Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

JOKER: "I'm vexed. Terribly vexed."

Thanks, yeah, MP rules...

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: I´ll stop this bad guy with the bat-finger-in-the-eye!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc, ultimate, plenty of pretty funny stuff here. t:

Batman: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people."

hehehe, American Dad...

 

[batmaluco]

hehehe, American Dad...

Thanks.
Indeed. And they were making a reference to this movie: Subway, by Luc Besson.
On a side note, now I remember that there's a detective character in this french movie and it is called detective Batman. And there was a guy that used to help him, called Robin. Oceans of references. t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Doc, ultimate, plenty of pretty funny stuff here. t:

Batman: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people."

That reminds me of a gag I once read in CRACKED for their spoof of Batman Forever, where they had an "in depth" look around the Bat-Cave and examined the Batmobile, they featured Batman's pro-NRA bumper sticker, allow me to recreate using that picture -

BATMAN: "Guns don't kill people. Evildoers/Supervillains kill people."

JACK NICHOLSON JOKER: "You know what the difference is between you and me?"

HEATH LEDGER JOKER: "???"


JN JOKER: "I make this look good."

 

[Darkfly]

JOKER: "Why you wearing that strange mask".

THUG: "Cause it's me Batman".

JOKER: "I like Batman too but you ain't him".

BATMAN Wanabbe: No I'm Batman
JOKER: Neither of you are Batman."

JOKER Impersonator: "He doesn't recognize you since he isn't the real Joker I am".

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: "Why you wearing that strange mask".

THUG: "Cause it's me Batman".

JOKER: "I like Batman too but you ain't him".

BATMAN Wanabbe: No I'm Batman
JOKER: Neither of you are Batman."

JOKER Impersonator: "He doesn't recognize you since he isn't the real Joker I am".

Hehehehehehehe

JOKER: "Hahaha, no one will recognize me with this new long hair!"

BATMAN: "I'd recognize you if you were bald, dumb-ass!" [bang]

 

[Darkfly]

JOKER: "Stop getting in my way you big overgrown motherf---ing Bat. You keep crapping up my plans, my well coordinated eccentric plans I might add. Now go off and f--k Catwoman or something and leave me be, your driving me more insane if that is even possible or maybe your driving me more sane, I don't know my mind is a bit messed up. Just stay the f--k out of my life your crapping my style and I keep having to hire more goon's since you keep sending them to hospital and if you didn't do that then I wouldn't haven't to rob banks & s--t to afford new goons. Your the one making me do these things".

BATMAN: "What...you say, me only speaky a bit Englishy, me Mexican yes?"

JOKER: "OMFG, I'm off to go and commit suicide now".

BATMAN: "Me no understand but Okay."

 

[ultimatefan]

That reminds me of a gag I once read in CRACKED for their spoof of Batman Forever, where they had an "in depth" look around the Bat-Cave and examined the Batmobile, they featured Batman's pro-NRA bumper sticker, allow me to recreate using that picture -

BATMAN: "Guns don't kill people. Evildoers/Supervillains kill people."

JACK NICHOLSON JOKER: "You know what the difference is between you and me?"

HEATH LEDGER JOKER: "???"


JN JOKER: "I make this look good."

heh, I don´t even wanna go there...

 

[ultimatefan]

Taxi Driver: Dude, I´d be bummed out if Michelle Williams divorced me too, but there´s no need to put creepy makeup and poison the city water...
Heath Ledget: Shut the **** up and drive.

 

[lou2099]

JOKER: So...
DRIVER: So...
JOKER: So that's what Gary Coleman's genitals look like.

 

[Dr. Fate]

heh, I don´t even wanna go there...

Originally the Heath Ledger Joker would appear at the end and yell "Shut up!" but SHH wouldn't let me post it, said I had "too many images".

That was funny though about Michelle Williams divorcing Ledger leading him to creepy make up and junk.

HEATH LEDGER: "I hope Jake doesn't recognize me with my Joker make up on..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Originally the Heath Ledger Joker would appear at the end and yell "Shut up!" but SHH wouldn't let me post it, said I had "too many images".

That was funny though about Michelle Williams divorcing Ledger leading him to creepy make up and junk.

HEATH LEDGER: "I hope Jake doesn't recognize me with my Joker make up on..."

Thanks! hehehehehe, I thought of doing a Jake Gyllenhall joke too...

 

[ultimatefan]

Taxi Driver: So, how´s the mass-murdering psycho life going?
Joker: Huh, you know... Same old, same old. You get by.
Taxi Driver: Yeah, yeah. Hey, tell Bob I said hi!
Joker: Oh, I had to kill him. Gave me a look, you know.
Taxi driver: Henchmen these days, huh?
Joker: Tell me about it. How´s Jenna and the kids?
Taxi driver: Fine, thanks for asking. Timmy says he wants to be a mass-murdering psycho when he grows up, heh.
Joker: He´s in that age, huh? They grow up so fast...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

DRIVER: Where to?

JOKER: Brokeback.....brokeback mountain...

 

[Dark Sentinel]

DRIVER: So youre the Joker?

JOKER: Si, Senor..on a stick..

(cookie to whoever gets where this is from first )

 

[Dr. Fate]

Taxi Driver: So, how´s the mass-murdering psycho life going?
Joker: Huh, you know... Same old, same old. You get by.
Taxi Driver: Yeah, yeah. Hey, tell Bob I said hi!
Joker: Oh, I had to kill him. Gave me a look, you know.
Taxi driver: Henchmen these days, huh?
Joker: Tell me about it. How´s Jenna and the kids?
Taxi driver: Fine, thanks for asking. Timmy says he wants to be a mass-murdering psycho when he grows up, heh.
Joker: He´s in that age, huh? They grow up so fast...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SUPERMAN: "Paris Hilton?! You slept with Paris Hilton?! You can have any woman you want and you pick the sickest, ugliest, most brain dead anorexic biotch known to the human race?! What the Hell is wrong with you?! You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Have you got no pride at all?! Answer me, damn it!"
BATMAN: "I was drunk at the time, I thought she was Michelle Pfeiffer. When I woke up the next morning I was just as angry & disgusted with myself as you are with me now."