The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

"What's taking him so long?"

Batman-"43 miles to the gallon my a**!"

Bwahahahahahaha

Ultimate Fan, Lord of Hypertime, yours were funny too.

SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha

Ultimate Fan, Lord of Hypertime, yours were funny too.

SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"

Hehehe, there´s gotta be a reference there, but I don´t know from where...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bwahahahahahaha

Ultimate Fan, Lord of Hypertime, yours were funny too.

SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"

Yeah. Where's that from, man?

 

[Van Petrol]

^ Planes, Trains & Automobiles......Love that movie!

 

[Van Petrol]

EDIT: Double Post.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

John Candy and Steven Martin!!!

Yep, good movie!

 

[Dr. Fate]

You are correct gentlemen - Planes, Trains, & Automobiles. Give it up for Steve Martin and the late great John Candy!

KEATON: "Argh! I can't get my face to go back down!"

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Bruce: Alfred, this place is a mausoleum, and I hate it!!!

Alfred: . . .have you had your lithium dose today?

 

[blksuperman2]

Selena singing <And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right>

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I could see Selina being a Shakira fan.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

You are correct gentlemen - Planes, Trains, & Automobiles. Give it up for Steve Martin and the late great John Candy!

KEATON: "Argh! I can't get my face to go back down!"

LMAO!!

Someone standing nearby: "Oh Batman, you old stiff!!"

BATMAN: "It's the suit that's stiff."

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Alfred...we've got all these beautiful furnishings why do we keep them covered up with dust sheets?"

Alfred-"Well master Bruce, the fact is I'm a little on the clumsy side and tea stains can be awfully hard to get out..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO!!

Someone standing nearby: "Oh Batman, you old stiff!!"

BATMAN: "It's the suit that's stiff."

Hehehe. Thanks.

SELINA: "You're all a bunch of degenerates."
BATMAN: "Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?"
SELINA: "You did not!"
BATMAN: "This is true."
SELINA: "Yeah, well it was hot and I was hungry."

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Picture 1: Wonder Woman - huh, I've never been to a porn shoot like this. . . . . .and this is legal. . ? . .

Picture 2: Wayne: Dear god, acting is always the worst part of films like this.

Picture 3: Ra's Al Ghul's son - Prepare yourself son; she's a little hyper. Look what she did to my eye!!
GL: ok.

Picture 4:
Random Guy - you're on in 5 Batman
Batman - yeah, I know. I just need some things.
Random Guy - yeah right. Nothing in that fancy belt of ur's will prepare you for that. Trust me. . . that Amazonian is a real man-eater.
Batman:

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: OK, if I just stand perfectly still, the T-Rex can't see me!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SELINA: "What's come over you?"

BATMAN: "You came all over me last night, remember?"

 

[MulligaN Stew]

^hahaha, he wears the mask to hide the shame.

Heh, heh. Nice.

 

[Ronny Shade]

This pic speaks for itself

 

[MulligaN Stew]

^It's the geo-metro of Superhero vehicles.

[Terry McGinnis] shway [/McGinnis]

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"In the sky up there is it a bird is it a plane...no it's..."

Batman-continued-"It's the other DC franchise!"

 

[Ronny Shade]

[Terry McGinnis] shway [/McGinnis]

 

[Dr. Fate]

^hahaha, he wears the mask to hide the shame.

Heh, heh. Nice.

Thank you.

BATMAN: "Ladies and gentlemen, there's something very important I have to tell you. There is a beautiful woman *********ing on my bed."

SELINA: "D'oh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone that! Now I've lost my concentration!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Joker-"Mad love conquers all."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"In the sky up there is it a bird is it a plane...no it's..."

Batman-continued-"It's the other DC franchise!"

Nyahahahahaha

WONDER WOMAN: "I'm still waiting for my franchise..."

BATMAN: "I can help you speed it along Di, if you know what I mean."

SUPERMAN: "Except I'm the one who's faster than a speeding bullet - in the right kind of way!"

 

[Carmine Falcone]

This pic speaks for itself

Amazing