The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Majjic Mouse]

I know I'm gonna get slaughtered for this but ...

Batman : "That was amazing"
Joker : "You like? Me love you long time, only two dollah!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Joker: See dude, isn´t it, like, much better than beating the crap out of each other and having all those "who´s the real freak" arguments and mind games that like, you know, haven´t gone anywhere in almost, like, seven decades?
Batman: Dude, I was like, so wasting my life...
Joker: Wanna, like, pick up hookers after this?
Batman: Totally, bro.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Bale: Bet your ass you're gonna be in this movie? Do you know how much I had to fix because of you?

Schwarzenegger: I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. Why don't you drop Schumacher from a balcony and break his legs?

Bale: Shumacher's still alive?

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Joker: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Batman: It's really that rare?
Joker: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Joker: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.

 

[Toxin72]

Bale: Bet your ass you're gonna be in this movie? Do you know how much I had to fix because of you?

Schwarzenegger: I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. Why don't you drop Schumacher from a balcony and break his legs?

Bale: Shumacher's still alive?

It's funny because bale and crew had to fix what arnold and crew destroyed in batman & robin, yet know he's playing in the series that arnold helped to make awesome.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Joker: See dude, isn´t it, like, much better than beating the crap out of each other and having all those "who´s the real freak" arguments and mind games that like, you know, haven´t gone anywhere in almost, like, seven decades?
Batman: Dude, I was like, so wasting my life...
Joker: Wanna, like, pick up hookers after this?
Batman: Totally, bro.

Bwahahahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "This is what he gets for not using Protection."

 

[CELTICPRED]

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

never gonna turn around

and desert youuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: "Alright, who here dared criticize Brokeback Mountain?!"

 

[Sawyer]

hey guys.
I was watching 10 things I hate about you and A had a contest
that combined the lyrics to can't take my eyes off of you
and Joker pics...
this was one of the best!

"No Singing!"

lol Thats pure gold.

 

[SalaciousVC]

"

wtf?

 

[Dr. Fate]

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "You're telling us we have less than 3 seasons?! You've gotta be kidding!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

BATMAN: "Now you know where I derive the power to talk in that gravelly neo-Eastwood style raspy voice that has become my trademark over the years."
JOKER: "Hey, give me some of that."

LAMO!

So that's how Bale does it. He smokes a pack a day.

 

[Sawyer]

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "You're telling us we have less than 3 seasons?! You've gotta be kidding!"

LOL. Were Batman and Robin dropping acid there, or something?

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

Bale: I never said Thank you for messing up the franchise. Because thanks to you guys Heath maybe nomintated for "Best Supporting Actor" and for "Best Picture"

Arnold: And you'll never have to.

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "This is what he gets for not using Protection."

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Superman, right?

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You know what, dude... That movie, The Love Guru, it´s actually kinda funny!
BATMAN: Wow, now THAT´S being high, dude...

 

[blk_spidey]

^ lol! i saw the love guru last night.. was funny

 

[ultimatefan]

Great weed, huh? (j/k)

 

[BeserkerHilf]

where did you get a file with such good quality?

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: You know what, dude... That movie, The Love Guru, it´s actually kinda funny!
BATMAN: Wow, now THAT´S being high, dude...

Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Superman, right?

Naturally.

Bale: I never said Thank you for messing up the franchise. Because thanks to you guys Heath maybe nomintated for "Best Supporting Actor" and for "Best Picture"

Arnold: And you'll never have to.

Bwahahahahahaha, also brilliant.

LOL. Were Batman and Robin dropping acid there, or something?

I'm not sure, it might have been laughing gas for all I know.

LAMO!

So that's how Bale does it. He smokes a pack a day.

Thanks. And he'll smoke 'em as long as he has to.

CATWOMAN: "This is the punishment he gets for saying Batgirl was hotter than me."

 

[kyuubijavi1]

Found this online somewhere...

This is genius

 

[Sawyer]

This is genius

Agreed. Particularly Jokers face on the last panel.

 

[darkseid26]

lol, to all

 

[Dr. Fate]

Agreed. Particularly Jokers face on the last panel.

Double agreed.

BATMAN: "Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."

 

[Jack Bauer]

Thanks. And he'll smoke 'em as long as he has to.

Thanks for the comment.

CATWOMAN: "This is the punishment he gets for saying Batgirl was hotter than me."

BATMAN: Now you know Joker, never mess with Catwoman.