The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[TDK Joker]

Supes:Goddammit where are you, Waldo you sneaky bastard....

Hahahaha! Thats been my favourite

 

[TDK Joker]

Superman: Lets see...I'd do her, her, wouldn't do her...UGH! Who hasnt done her?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Superman: Lets see...I'd do her, her, wouldn't do her...UGH! Who hasnt done her?

LOL!!!!!

Superman: Damnit, Where's my cheeseburger? I WANT MY DAMN CHEESEBURGER!
Joker: I haven't got your cheeseburger!
Superman: Spill it out, Skinny. Where's my damn cheeseburger!?
Joker: I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR CHEESEBURGER!
Superman: Oh, and they call you ''Joker'' For nothing eh?
Joker: And they call you crimson chin for nothing?
Superman: Grrrrr!!!!! SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY CHEESEBURGER!
Joker: I don't have your burger, now stop going on about it and ****!
Superman: But I want my cheeseburger!
Joker: I haven't got it!
Superman: Oh, and batman has huh?!?!?
Joker: Maybe...
*throws joker on the ground*

Joker: Ow! that hurt!
Superman: Shut up!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

No prob all. Lol to the Waldo caption!

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the I´d do her one!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: ... And I´d like to thank the Academy for this honor, and also tell all those annoying fanboys who spent years saying my franchise would never be huge again, UP YOURS, B***ES!!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Jesus, Diana! What is it with you girls and us bad boys?
WW: We need to piss off our daddys, I guess...
BATMAN: You don´t have a daddy.
WW: I think I´m looking at him right now...
BATMAN: ...

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Knock, knock."
Batman: "Who's there?"

Joker: "Kraven Moorehead."

Batman: "Who's Kraven Moorehead?"

Joker: "Apparently, you are!"

Batman: "Bastard!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Knock Knock

ugh....Who's there?

YOU'RE there.

......................................................

Batman: WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE F***ING FUNNY?!?!

 

[Panthro]

WW: I don't mean to sound forward, I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And... I've never been with a man before...

Bwahahahahahaha!

Love the Joker frown & I WANT MY BURGER ones too. Lots of great stuff.

SUPERMAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
JOKER: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^Hahahahahahahaha. quasi-reference to Casino Royale.

SUPERMAN: "Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."

JOKER: "That's good."

SUPERMAN: "But we're not on my planet. Are we."

 

[Doctor Jones]

^Hahahahahahahaha. quasi-reference to Casino Royale.

SUPERMAN: "Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."

JOKER: "That's good."

SUPERMAN: "But we're not on my planet. Are we."

This is brilliant! t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: Aren't you a clown? Make me laugh DAMMIT!
JOKER: No, I'm not. I just pass as a clown with black hair, no red lips, and completey black eyes.
SUPERMAN: Was that suppse to be a joke?
JOKER: No. That's the truth. That's how they draw me.
SUPERMAN: You're not funny dammit!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: Did you just talk sh1t about the new Star Trek trailer?!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: Holy sh1t. You were just NOT the one who snickered during the Watchmen trailer and the new Star Trek trailer!!!

 

[Panthro]

^Hahahahahahahaha. quasi-reference to Casino Royale.

SUPERMAN: "Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."

JOKER: "That's good."

SUPERMAN: "But we're not on my planet. Are we."

Bwahahaha, great use of Toy Story there.

Jones - great stuff. Nobody makes fun of those trailers! And Joker is definitely not a funny clown...

HE-MAN: "Now you wanna get nuts?!?!?!?! C'mon! Let's get nuts!"

JOKER [high pitched voice]: "Please.... don't say 'nuts'...."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. Like the "Make me laugh DAMMIT!" one

SUPERMAN: "Due to the fact I've decided to ship most super hero jobs over to another galaxy... you're all fired. Yeah. So uh... yall have a nice evening."

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: I have something to reveal. My secret identity. I am really Clark Kent.
CROWD: We already knew that!
SUPERMAN: But... how?
CROWD: Do you think we're idiots? All you wear to disguise yourself is a pair of glasses. Then when you turn into Superman, that damn curl comes down. And it just so happens, whenever trouble appears, Clark Kent and Superman are just magically in the same place. And then your personality changes. Christ, can you do any better. We see through that fake persona like glass. How they hell did you think we were not suppose to notice? Oh, damn, you did, didn't you?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Superman, in an effort to not be nervous, imagined everyone naked. But unfortunately, he now has a *****.

SUPERGIRL: "He's your cousin, he's your cousin, he's your cousin, he's your cousin..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WW: "A lot of fans think we'd make a great couple."

BATMAN: "A lot of fans are clinically insane."

 

[Panthro]

Hahahahaha, great stuff Agent, Jones. That Waldo one was priceless earlier.

SUPERMAN: "Well Bruce, seeing as how you act like every woman is your personal play-thing, it was only a matter of time until someone snapped at you."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

NURSE: "What happened to him?"

DOCTOR: "He laughed himself into a coma after reading several pages from The Dark Knight Caption Thread."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks Panthro. The nuts one, and "someone snapped" are hilarious.

SUPERMAN: "Bruce. I'm sorry that your attraction to strong women that could toss you around backfired."

 

[scatterax]

[superman] sorry I hit you so hard w/ that pillow at the sleep over last night. but I thought you had powers like the rest of the justice league...

 

[metalhead_dave]

Batman: Penny for your thoughts?

Joker: Oh I dunno... I just think these conversations we have aren't going anywhere. I mean, we sit here... you say one thing and then I respond with something witty. And then out of the blue you just hit me because it offends you or pisses you off.

Batman: ...

Joker: OWWW! What the hell was that for?

Batman: Eh... why not?