The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Hey, Bats, what time is it?

BATMAN: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: Commit child abuse, will you?

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

ROBIN:Hey bats i went to see Up last night and i saw the toy story 3 trailer, i think that movie will su--

Btaman:SHUT UP D ICK im tired of slapping you in the face!!!

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN:Hey bats i went to see Up last night and i saw the toy story 3 trailer, i think that movie will su--

Btaman:SHUT UP D ICK im tired of slapping you in the face!!!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Oh snap!! You got knocked the f*** out!!!"

Batman: "Shaddup!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Robin: "Oh snap!! You got knocked the f*** out!!!"

Batman: "Shaddup!!!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GL: Okay, I may have been possessed by an evil entity and devastated the GL Corps and the DC Universe, but I WAS NEVER TURNED INTO A F***ING CAVEMAN!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN:You know those radio commercials where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those!

ROBIN: Happens all the time...

 

[kedrell]

^Simpsons FTW!

 

[Panthro]

GL: Okay, I may have been possessed by an evil entity and devastated the GL Corps and the DC Universe, but I WAS NEVER TURNED INTO A F***ING CAVEMAN!!

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN:You know those radio commercials where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those!

ROBIN: Happens all the time...

Muwahahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Stop pestering me to read Deadpool! I don't give 2 damns about Deadpool! His character does not interest me! I have no affinity for him! At the end of the day, when it comes to reading Marvel, I have always been and forever shall be a die hard Captain America fan! Now either shut the f*** up about this f***ing Deadpool or get the f*** out!!!"
BATMAN: "Okay okay, I was just making some suggestions for reading material!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks on both accounts, Panthro! Yeah, I don´t picture Superman as the typical Deadpool reader...

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Great stuff guys. Especially the child abuse one

 

[ultimatefan]

THE BAYKER: Do I really look like a guy with a plot? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing robots that turn into cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. Chris Nolan has plots, Peter Jackson has plots, David Fincher has plots. You know, they’re auteurs. auteurs trying to control their works of art. I’m not an auteur. I try to show the auteurs how, pathetic, their attempts to improve people´s taste in movies really are. Introduce a little messy and cheesy storyline. Upset the film critics and buffs, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos... It´s cool shiny noisy explosions.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

That is ****ing EPIC!!! I applaud you good sir!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

(Takes a bow)

Thank you very much!

 

[Panthro]

THE BAYKER: Do I really look like a guy with a plot? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing robots that turn into cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. Chris Nolan has plots, Peter Jackson has plots, David Fincher has plots. You know, they’re auteurs. auteurs trying to control their works of art. I’m not an auteur. I try to show the auteurs how, pathetic, their attempts to improve people´s taste in movies really are. Introduce a little messy and cheesy storyline. Upset the film critics and buffs, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos... It´s cool shiny noisy explosions.

Bwahahahahahahaha

HAL: "Don't you never say an unkind word about Paul Newman! Paul Newman was one of the finest actors & overall human beings to have ever lived and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

BATMAN: "Ow! All I said was that resurrecting Barry Allen & using him to replace Wally West after all these years is about as stupid as making you Parallax!"
HAL: "A hero who's currently a caveman has no right to judge other peoples story-lines!"

 

[DX]

THE BAYKER: Do I really look like a guy with a plot? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing robots that turn into cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. Chris Nolan has plots, Peter Jackson has plots, David Fincher has plots. You know, they’re auteurs. auteurs trying to control their works of art. I’m not an auteur. I try to show the auteurs how, pathetic, their attempts to improve people´s taste in movies really are. Introduce a little messy and cheesy storyline. Upset the film critics and buffs, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos... It´s cool shiny noisy explosions.

Batman: "I'll show Michael Bay who abuses actors the most!"

Bay: "Dude, have you SEEN Pearl Harbor?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff all around!

 

[Milu]

Amazing stuff, guys!

 

[Figs]

the bayker: Do i really look like a guy with a plot? You know what i am? I’m a dog chasing robots that turn into cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if i caught it! You know, i just, do things. Chris nolan has plots, peter jackson has plots, david fincher has plots. You know, they’re auteurs. Auteurs trying to control their works of art. I’m not an auteur. I try to show the auteurs how, pathetic, their attempts to improve people´s taste in movies really are. Introduce a little messy and cheesy storyline. Upset the film critics and buffs, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos... It´s cool shiny noisy explosions.

lmfao!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "I'll show Michael Bay who abuses actors the most!"

Bay: "Dude, have you SEEN Pearl Harbor?"

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Stop slapping Robin!"

 

[ThreeActRomance]

Thanks UF. Hehe, love that crazy Seduction of the Innocent gag.

ROBIN: "Hi, I'm a Star Trek fan, and I just gotta say that Han Solo's a real b----."

BATMAN: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****! Nobody!"

because nobody has pointed this out....

FANBOYS FTW!!!!