The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Hotwire]

Dick: Wow, Bruce!! A Gas-Powered-Sweedish-Suck-Machine!!!

 

[LadyMoira]

Crane-"I'm sorry but I just can't give you the oxycontin..."

Batman-"You're dead!"

 

[Bad Superman]

BATMAN: Before you ask. . .IT'S NOT A TUMA!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

lissen to me you ghurly man, I´m here to PUMP... YOU UP!!

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"How many times have I saved the city? 23 times! He pulls off a few measley murders and it's his face all over the news?!?"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

SUPERMAN: Don't just stare at it! EAT IT!

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Hurry, Nightwing! A major drug deal just went on over in the Narrows. The GCPD got the dealer, but the buyer got away. But I see him! He's right down there!

Batman: Aww, crap, it's Iron Man again.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: Hurry, Nightwing! A major drug deal just went on over in the Narrows. The GCPD got the dealer, but the buyer got away. But I see him! He's right down there!

Batman: Aww, crap, it's Iron Man again.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

RA'S: "Johnny Depp!"
BATMAN: "Orlando Bloom!"
RA'S: "Johnny Depp!"
BATMAN: "Orlando Bloom!"

 

[That-Guy]

Ra's: How dare you run my face over with your bicycle! I'll kill you for that!

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Hurry, Nightwing! A major drug deal just went on over in the Narrows. The GCPD got the dealer, but the buyer got away. But I see him! He's right down there!

Batman: Aww, crap, it's Iron Man again.

Hehehe... Poor Downey JR...

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Where are the drugs going?
Crane: To Robert Downey Jr...
Batman: The WHOLE stock?!?
Crane: Hey, he landed the Iron Man role... It´s a good paycheck!

 

[LadyMoira]

ultimatefan

Batman: Where are the drugs going?
Crane: To Robert Downey Jr...
Batman: The WHOLE stock?!?
Crane: Hey, he landed the Iron Man role... It´s a good paycheck!

Bwa Ha Ha!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Speaking of ass-grabbing, anyone ever watch 'Night at the Roxbury'?

"Did you just grab my ass?"

NO!

"It's fine if you did. I understand."

 

[titan101]

ra's : YOU STOLE MY IPOD !!! GIVE IT BACK NOW !!!!

batman : YOUR i - pod ? you're the cockknocker who stole mine !!!!

ra's : **** you!!!

talia * thinking * : hehehe ...they'll never know i stole BOTH their i-pods...

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever say that prequel Star Wars is better than original trilogy Star Wars!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Word. ^

 

[eXperiment]

yeah, agreed

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you Lord of HyperTime, X-Periment.

BRUCE: "Dick, I think you're old enough to know the truth now."
DICK: "About why you became Batman?"
BRUCE: "No, this is much more important. To put it simply Dick, procrastination is like *********ion. It feels GREAT when you're doing it, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
DICK: ""

 

[Superwoman Prime]

HAHAHAHAAH! ^

BRUCE: What is your penis named? Mine is... Brucester 3000.

DICK: Little Dick. But... it's big, really. Just I'm big Dick. It's Little Dick.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAHAHAHAAH! ^

BRUCE: What is your penis named? Mine is... Brucester 3000.

DICK: Little Dick. But... it's big, really. Just I'm big Dick. It's Little Dick.

Bat-Dickery! Similar to Superdickery...

BRUCE: "Congratulations Dick it's a... squid."

 

[Hotwire]

Dick: Wow!! Bruce, you had your's bronzed!!
Bruce: It's a thing of beauty.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bat-Dickery! Similar to Superdickery...

BRUCE: "Congratulations Dick it's a... squid."

t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Ace: Wow so that's what it looks like in a Rhinos anus!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thank you Lord of HyperTime, X-Periment.

BRUCE: "Dick, I think you're old enough to know the truth now."
DICK: "About why you became Batman?"
BRUCE: "No, this is much more important. To put it simply Dick, procrastination is like *********ion. It feels GREAT when you're doing it, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
DICK: ""

Hahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Bruce: The most important thing you need to know, Dick, is... never settle for routine poon-tang. Find a classic beauty: a woman with a perfect can and great toddies. Hot, young tail is what it´s all about!