The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahaha

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Thanks guys.

CRANE: "There is a beautiful woman *********ing on my bed."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Nvm. The forum things keep messing up.

 

[Bad Superman]

SUPERMAN: Did I tell you that's an acid pool we're diving in?

BATMAN: SON OF A. . . .​

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

CRANE: The two fine young men at the back, you win a dead hooker with aids.

DICK: Man I always wanted a dead hooker with aids. Can we keep it in my room Bruce? Can we? Can we? Oh please say yes!!!

BRUCE: Ok, on one condition, you must wash it every two days.

 

[Hotwire]

Delete!!

 

[Hotwire]

Dick: Wow, Bruce, these costumes are awesome, let's try them on!!

Robin: Holy Homo, Batman!! Why does my suit have nipples!?!
Batman: Because you're the gay character here.

 

[elorenishii386]

Robin: "Oh Yea!!! My package is bigger than yours!!!!"

 

[Hotwire]

Photographer taking the picture: So, guys, with all those muscles, um, how do you wipe your asses??
Batman: Robin wipes mine for me.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: Did I tell you that's an acid pool we're diving in?

BATMAN: SON OF A. . . .
​

Nyahahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "You know what the difference is between you and me?"
ROBIN: ""
BATMAN: "I make this look good."
ROBIN: ""

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Maybe you want to give me kisses sweet, but only for one night with no repeat. Maybe you'd go away and never call, and a taste of honey is worse than none at all (oh little girl). Oh little girl, in that case I don't want no part. That would only break my heart. Oh, but if you feel like loving me, if you got the notion, I second that emotion. Said, if you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotion I second that emotion. Maybe you think that love would tie you down. You ain't got the time to hang around. Maybe you think that love was made for fools so it makes you wise to break the rules. Oh little girl, in that case I don't want no part. That would only break my heart. Oh, but if you feel like loving me, if you got the notion, I second that emotion. Said, if you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotion, I second that emotion..."

 

[Hotwire]

Spidey: I told you I had a sh** list...

Superman (thinking): Batman's never gonna let me live this down.

Batman: Spider-Man kicked your ass!! UGH!!

Superman: I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. Say it again!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Spidey: I told you I had a sh** list...

Superman (thinking): Batman's never gonna let me live this down.

Batman: Spider-Man kicked your ass!! UGH!!

Superman: I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. Say it again!

Just as funny here as it was in the Spider-Man 3 thread.

BATMAN: "Did you f*** my wife? Did you f*** my wife?! [big voice]DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!"

 

[blksuperman2]

Dick: Wow, Bruce, these costumes are awesome, let's try them on!!

Robin: Holy Homo, Batman!! Why does my suit have nipples!?!
Batman: Because you're the gay character here.

LMAO t: t: t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Just as funny here as it was in the Spider-Man 3 thread.

BATMAN: "Did you f*** my wife? Did you f*** my wife?! [big voice]DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!"

Hehehe, a cookie for those who catch the reference...

 

[ultimatefan]

I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

NO, I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

No, I´m the world´s biggest bassad...assbad... baghdad... whatever...

 

[That-Guy]

Superman: DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BATMAN, WHEN YOU F**K A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, BATMAN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F**K A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!

Batman: **cough** But... Robin wasn't a stranger...

 

[That-Guy]

I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

NO, I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

No, I´m the world´s biggest bassad...assbad... baghdad... whatever...

LMAO!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Flass: AAGGH!!! What the hell are you doing?!!! Let me down! Let me... hey, did you know that you're crosseyed? Heh heh heh heh...

 

[Hotwire]

Just as funny here as it was in the Spider-Man 3 thread.

BATMAN: "Did you f*** my wife? Did you f*** my wife?! [big voice]DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!"

Crane: I AM YOUR WIFE!!!

You gotta love Eddie Izzard!!

 

[Fenrir]

I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

NO, I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

No, I´m the world´s biggest bassad...assbad... baghdad... whatever...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! up:

 

[LadyMoira]

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

NO, I´M THE WORLD´S BIGGEST BADASS!!

No, I´m the world´s biggest bassad...assbad... baghdad... whatever...

That is freaking brilliant!t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, folks!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

 

[Babs Gordon]

Boba Fett is too cool for ass

 

[Boom]

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