The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Carnotaur3]

Batman: Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
Flask: I swear I don't know!
Batman: SWEAR TO ME!

 

[blksuperman2]

^ Lmao.

 

[Hotwire]

Hehehe, a cookie for those who catch the reference...

So, where's my cookie for getting the Eddie Izzard reference???

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ladies and gentlemen. Today, we will view the conflicting personalities of Batman/Bruce Wayne.

My car kicks way more ass then yours.

My car gets way more ass then yours.

I get more ass then both of you.

Hellz yeah.

Hellz yeah.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "I wanna know who knocked up Catwoman, 'cause it sure as Hell wasn't me!"

 

[Keyser Sushi]

Am I the only one who thinks it's ******ed that there are 26 pages of "The Dark Knight Caption Thread" before there are any "The Dark Knight" PICTURES?

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman & Catoman making out on a roof of a building. Both are fantasizing about different things...

This is what Batman is fantasizing about:

This is what Catwoman is fantasizing about:

 

[StorminNorman]

Am I the only one who thinks it's ******ed that there are 26 pages of "The Dark Knight Caption Thread" before there are any "The Dark Knight" PICTURES?

Seconded.t:

 

[Batman]

Nolan: Hmm. What is this 'pwnage' word I keep seeing mean? Well, the fanboys must like it. And I do need to update the cultural references for the sequel...

*TDK is released*

Batman: I'm gonna pwn you so hard.

Thug: O RLY?!

Batman: Ya rly.

Thug: Oh noes!

Nolan: "The Dark Knight sucks"? "Doesn't make any sense"? Damn you, fanboys! You're all so confusing!

 

[Hotwire]

Am I the only one who thinks it's ******ed that there are 26 pages of "The Dark Knight Caption Thread" before there are any "The Dark Knight" PICTURES?

Yep.

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Nolan: Hmm. What is this 'pwnage' word I keep seeing mean? Well, the fanboys must like it. And I do need to update the cultural references for the sequel...

*TDK is released*

Batman: I'm gonna pwn you so hard.

Thug: O RLY?!

Batman: Ya rly.

Thug: Oh noes!

Nolan: "The Dark Knight sucks"? "Doesn't make any sense"? Damn you, fanboys! You're all so confusing!

Poor Nolan

 

[Morgoth]

Batman:"Ugh, tastes like cat food! You're taking this cat thing way too serious."

 

[Morgoth]

Flask:"When you're done questioning me can we stop at the super market? I want a Granny Smith apple."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman & Catoman making out on a roof of a building. Both are fantasizing about different things...

This is what Batman is fantasizing about:

This is what Catwoman is fantasizing about:

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Yours were good too, Master Bruce & Morgoth.

CATWOMAN: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen. Tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this time and show me some affection. We're going for those pleasures in the night, I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. I want to squeeze you, please you,
I just can't get enough. And if you move real slow, I'll let it go. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"If I could grant you one wish...I wish you could see the way you kiss..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BC: "Maguire!"
CW: "Bale!"
BC: "Maguire!"
CW: "Bale!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman: We´re the stupidest chicks in the world!
Black Cat: Why?
Catwoman: If we had brought a digital camera, we´d become billionaires...

 

[muertevilla]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY STOPPED SERVING BREAKFAST?!?!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Felicia-"Hey Selena....I can't tell you how much I loved that Halle Berry movie..."

Selina-"That's it you cheap knockoff-you're going down!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hmmmmm.

 

[Hotwire]

CAT-FIGHT!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Felicia-"Hey Selena....I can't tell you how much I loved that Halle Berry movie..."

Selina-"That's it you cheap knockoff-you're going down!"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

BRUCE: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious $hit."

 

[Keyser Sushi]

Seconded.t:

Well, at least there's two of us. Stand tall, brother.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BRUCE: "Do I really want to be seen driving a Deloreon in 2005?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

BRUCE: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious $hit."

HAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

*Could sit and type a lot of 'HAHA's to signify just how freaking hilarious that was.....*

B.T.T.F. is a classic... yep. And I could so picture Bruce saying that... that's just plain hilarious!

 

[ultimatefan]

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!?