The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Superwoman Prime]

Lol. ^

BATMAN: Cream, no sugar! If you put sugar in my coffee, while there's cream in it, I'll get sick all over you! You want hurled on?!

 

[El Payaso]

Attack of the Clones.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

*Could sit and type a lot of 'HAHA's to signify just how freaking hilarious that was.....*

B.T.T.F. is a classic... yep. And I could so picture Bruce saying that... that's just plain hilarious!

Thanks LOHT, but I wonder if it would have been funnier if it had been done for the pic of Batman standing by his bat-tank...

Now, ripping off the idea of two different songs in the characters' heads...

BATMAN [song in his head]: "Babe, I’m leaving, I must be on my way. The time is drawing near. My train is going, I see it in your eyes. The love, the need, your tears. But I’ll be lonely without you, and I’ll need your love to see me through. Please believe me, my heart is in your hands, and I’ll be missing you. You know it’s you babe. Whenever I get weary and I’ve had enough, feel like giving up, you know it’s you babe, giving me the courage and the strength I need, please believe that it’s true. Babe, I love you..."
CATWOMAN [song in her head]: "If you want my body and ya think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know. If you really need me, just reach out and touch me. Come on honey tell me so..."

Meanwhile, on the side of the building...

BLACK CAT: "We're not gonna let those old timers up on the roof out do us, are we Spider?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hell no! Although technically if we were moving in real time, I'd be like 40 some years old now and I don't know how old you would be."

 

[psycho]

Flass: Hey dude, you want some Ice Cream?
Batman: Yes, I could go for a frozen treat right now, but NO sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL YOU!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

 

[blksuperman2]

BATMAN: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

Ewww. What does that mean??????

 

[StorminNorman]

Ewww. What does that mean??????

It means Batman's sperm has soul power.

 

[blksuperman2]

It means Batman's sperm has soul power.

LOL, Whatever it means, I wouldn't want to be that guy.

 

[Morgoth]

Ras:"You ever dance with the 'Demon' in the pale moonlight?"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: There were 3 cookies in the cookies jar!!!
Ras: YOU LIE!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Ras': Ah! I see your schwartz is as big as mine! But let's see how well you handle it!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ewww. What does that mean??????

I dunno, I just read the quote in the Mix It Up Movie Caption Thread in Misc. Films and thought it would be funny when applied to pictures of characters getting rough and violent with one another.

BATMAN: "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."

 

[ultimatefan]

FLASS: WHAT THE...
BATMAN: There´s something weird in your nostrils. Talk to a doctor.

 

[Matt.S99]

Ras:"You ever dance with the 'Demon' in the pale moonlight?"

batman:i am the devil..

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: You know what would be funny, Nora?

*several seconds later*

BATMAN: If I just left you here and later said that it was impossible to get to you... if I just... left you here to burn... Heheh.

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BATMAN: It's cold in here.

MR. FREEZE: ..... Yeah.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: Hmmm ok I'll take this body up the stairs before we get burnt to a crisp.

*beep sounds from batbelt*

Batman: Oh **** new episode of Desprate Housewives....Sorry babe I gotta leave you here....

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Damn!! This chick is heavier than she looks!! Now I've gotta carry her up the stairs!! F*** it!! No one's gonna miss her, I'm outta here!

 

[elorenishii386]

Kate Bosworth: "Oh Hey Batb***h!!!"
Katie Holmes: "Oh Hey Kate...you look great. I can definitely see your bone structure."
Kate Bosworth: "O really, well I just wanted to say how sorry I am. I just heard you weren't included in the Batman Sequel."
Katie Holmes: "Oh you silly B***h. Actually Nolan isn't finished with the script, but you must have gotten me confused with some one else whose movie was a complete disappointment."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Kate Bosworth: "Oh Hey Batb***h!!!"
Katie Holmes: "Oh Hey Kate...you look great. I can definitely see your bone structure."
Kate Bosworth: "O really, well I just wanted to say how sorry I am. I just heard you weren't included in the Batman Sequel."
Katie Holmes: "Oh you silly B***h. Actually Nolan isn't finished with the script, but you must have gotten me confused with some one else whose movie was a complete disappointment."

Nyahahahahaha

Holmes looks like a giant standing next to Bosworth.

BATMAN: "Don't you ever say an unkind word about Huey Lewis & the News!"

 

[Morgoth]

Outside of a bar...

Batman:"Don't ever tell me when I've had enough!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "What'd you say about my mama?!"

 

[Morgoth]

Batman:"Why don't we get you outta' those wet clothes and into my dry Batmobile, know what I mean?"

Flask:"No, I don't wanna' know what that means." :meow:

 

[muertevilla]

damn... i just barely sat down to take a s**t and already Gordon is shining that ***ing signal..

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bosworth looks absolutely terrible in that pic. ABSOLUTELY terrible.

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Falling asleep in front of a roaring fireplace is romantic they say! Ha!"