The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

Bosworth looks absolutely terrible in that pic. ABSOLUTELY terrible.

Yes she does.

BATMAN: "There can be only one."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"I don't care what you blackmailed those astronomy guys into saying Pluto's still part of the solar system!"

Ras-"Oh YEAH! Prove it!"

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Spidey, you look like sh**.

 

[That-Guy]

CATS GONE WILD!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Flass: And I swear... by the moon and the stars in the sky. And I swear... like the shadow that's by your side...

Batman: SWEAR TO ME!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Man, this city is depressing enough as it is. Can't we at least get a "buddy" Christ?

 

[LadyMoira]

Man, this city is depressing enough as it is. Can't we at least get a "buddy" Christ?

ROTFLMAO! Always good to meet another Dogma fan!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"I don't care what you blackmailed those astronomy guys into saying Pluto's still part of the solar system!"

Ras-"Oh YEAH! Prove it!"

Hahahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

 

[LadyMoira]

"I swear to God.."

Batman-"Swear to Me!"

Gordon-"Uh...I've got a friend here who would like a word with you Mask boy..."

 

[That-Guy]

ROTFLMAO! Always good to meet another Dogma fan!

Damn straight! Dogma rules.

 

[That-Guy]

Flass: Who are you?
Batman: I'm Batman!
Flass: No, you're not! I'm Batman!
Batman: How the hell do you figure that?
Flass: Well, I'm the one hanging upside down, aren't I?
Batman: Yeah, so?
Flass: So if you knew ANYTHING about bats, you'd know they hang upside down.
Batman: ... So what? I'm the one who is DRESSED like a bat! That has to count for something, dammit!
Flass: "DRESSED" like a bat? So what, you have to have the correct sense of fashion to be Batman? What is this? Project Runway?
Batman: LOOK! I'm the Batman because it was my idea to be the Batman! I created this persona to fight crime! Not you! Me! You're just a fatass in a raincoat!
Flass: So what? You're just a pensive idealist in a rubber suit! That doesn't make you any more a "bat" than its makes you the Queen of England! And besides, you may have "created" the idea of being the Batman, but did you think to copyright it? No you didn't! So guess what? I DID!!! I finished all of the paperwork this morning! I even had my name legally changed to The Batman! So there! I'm more "The Batman" than you'll ever be, now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Batman: ...

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Give me back Rachel's panties you fat slob!"

 

[LadyMoira]

"For the last time I don't want to hear another word about how Burton's version was different."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "We'll start the ass kissing with you."

 

[TrailerCues]

Batman - Who is the noob that keeps pissing off my fans posting tease articles on bof.com about my next case

Flass - Me

Batman - Have a nice fall

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Damn straight! Dogma rules.

True words

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Do you know why In Paris they call the quarter pounder with cheese the royale with cheese?
FLASS: Be-because of the metric system?
BATMAN: Exactly!

 

[LadyMoira]

Alfred-"When you can't keep the tea between the kitchen and the den, then really the halls are just too long."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

ALFRED: MASTER BRUCE??? OH MASTER BRUCE!!! Oh good his not here. Now it's time to have some fun..

ALFRED: I love this part of my job!!!

MAN: STOPPED NOT THE FACE NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meanwhile...

BRUCE: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALFRED: How was your day sir?
BRUCE: Quiet, you know, same ol, same ol, you?
ALFRED: Same sir, same...

 

[Rynan]

Batman: Flass...I know your thinking...and I don't know...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

FLASS: Tell me!!

BATMAN: ...?

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce Wayne-"I just saw the bat signal! I've gotta get out of this monkey suit and get going...Alfred make sure there's plenty of fuel in the Batmobile.

Alfred-"Well actually I've been meaning to talk to you about that sir...remember all those parking tickets you asked me to take care of sir? Well what with planning the party and of course sewing up your sir and that business...

Bruce-"Just say it!"

Alfred-" Your car's been impounded sir."

Bruce-"What? What am I going to use for transport for now?"

Alfred-"Relax I have a ride you can use..."

Bruce-"#&$%!"

 

[batman7289]

^rofl

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Darling darling stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Ot the mountain
Should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me..."

 

[Bad Superman]

BATMAN: Your Don King costume is pathetic. I don't know wether to punch you or film you and send the film to America's Funniest Videos.