The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[JackN]

SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.

FTW

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[HLJokerfan28]

Heath Ledger: *looks at the unconscious Christian Bale in full 'Batman' costume lying on the road* Sorry Chris.
Christopher Nolan: I called the ambulance and they'll be here in a few minutes... Heath, what were you thinking?
Heath Ledger: I don't know, I just got so into the scene, I guess I just lost it for a second.
Gary Oldman: Gosh, he looks lucky to be alive...

Later in the hospital...

Christian Bale: *screams* Who did this?! Heath? Heath?! Heath, we are DONE professionally!

 

[Panthro]

Heath Ledger: *looks at the unconscious Christian Bale in full 'Batman' costume lying on the road* Sorry Chris.
Christopher Nolan: I called the ambulance and they'll be here in a few minutes... Heath, what were you thinking?
Heath Ledger: I don't know, I just got so into the scene, I guess I just lost it for a second.
Gary Oldman: Gosh, he looks lucky to be alive...

Later in the hospital...

Christian Bale: *screams* Who did this?! Heath? Heath?! Heath, we are DONE professionally!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

HAL: ENOUGH with the f***ing "I thought he was Deadpool" jokes!! Ryan Reynolds is now playing me, DEAL with it!!

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.

 

[Panthro]

HARVEY DENT: "And to all you future filmmakers and actors out there, remember one thing - just say NO to Tom Rothman."

 

[Milu]

^That is correct.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.

haha

touche!

 

[Panthro]

SKELETOR: "This is the day, He-Man! It's between us, now!"
HE-MAN: "Yes, this is the day!"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, they're doing it again."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Those guys from the He-Man series, they're ripping off a bigger, more famous movie. Looks like Ben-Hur."
BATMAN: "Well, Ben-Hur is a classic of the epic movie genre, and they lend themselves well to it. Now it looks like they're ripping us off again."
SUPERMAN: "How so?"
BATMAN: "Well, look outside-"

BATMAN: "Clearly that's a rip off of your famous 'Death of' cover."
SUPERMAN: "With a little bit of that one HUSH cover in the background from when I strangled you. Uh-oh."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Don't look now but-"

HE-MAN & THE GUYS: "YMCA! It's Fun to Go to the YMCA!"

SUPERMAN: "The Village People. They're actually impersonating the Village People. Are they really that desperate?"
BATMAN: "I like the Village People. They made some undeniably great music."

HE-MAN: "Mock us and our struggle to get back into the public eye, will you?!"
LION-O: "You pampered pansy ass divas are next do you hear?! You're next!"

SUPERMAN: "Think they can carry out their threats?"
BATMAN: "Don't worry, the electrified fence should keep them on the other side."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Aren't they ripping off an old cover of you fighting Lobo?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah but I've got enough problems trying to get another film off the ground to care."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Venom! Love the fan art run and the Rothman slam!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What about Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern?
BATMAN: Well, he may not have the acclaim of a Christian Bale or a Robert Downey Jr., but he´s done some solid work, can definitely pull off action, and it feels like the studio wants to pull a Tony Stark, that is, a character that´s heroic and conflicted, but also witty and charismatic, and that definitely works for Hal Jordan.
SUPERMAN: And we didn´t have to put up with Justin Timberlake, or Emile Hirsch, or God forbid, Jack Black.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

 

[ultimatefan]

CHRISTIAN BALE: ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL?!!!?

 

[ultimatefan]

GL: "Will Nolan return for a third movie? Will he use Catwoman? Will he dare recast The Joker?" Can´t you put your gigantic ego aside for a f***ing second and congratulate a fellow DC character for finally getting a shot at the spotlight after decades of living under Superman´s shadow and yours?!!?

 

[Panthro]

GL: "Will Nolan return for a third movie? Will he use Catwoman? Will he dare recast The Joker?" Can´t you put your gigantic ego aside for a f***ing second and congratulate a fellow DC character for finally getting a shot at the spotlight after decades of living under Superman´s shadow and yours?!!?

You tell him Hal!

 

[Panthro]

CHRISTIAN BALE: ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL?!!!?

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: What about Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern?
BATMAN: Well, he may not have the acclaim of a Christian Bale or a Robert Downey Jr., but he´s done some solid work, can definitely pull off action, and it feels like the studio wants to pull a Tony Stark, that is, a character that´s heroic and conflicted, but also witty and charismatic, and that definitely works for Hal Jordan.
SUPERMAN: And we didn´t have to put up with Justin Timberlake, or Emile Hirsch, or God forbid, Jack Black.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Batman: Did you really needed to take that... I mean you are "Super" man.
Superman: Yeah, well... I didn't really care about being larger; but lasting much longer.... well that was fun.
Batman: Well when I saw that commercial, I said to myself, "this could be fun"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Now they're ripping off Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back!"
BATMAN: "Let it go Clark, let it go."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So what do you think of Natalie Portman being cast as Jane Foster for the Thor movie?"
BATMAN: "She's not one of my favorites, but trust me, Thor could do much, much worse."
SUPERMAN: "Like Jessica Alba or Kate Bosworth?"
BATMAN: "Exactly."
SUPERMAN: "Or Paris Hilton?"
BATMAN: "Don't even go there."
SUPERMAN: "Or Katie Holmes?"
BATMAN: "Now that's just hitting below the belt."

 

[DarkestHero]

TOASTY!!

 

[Ibn]

I'm Batman..