"Seriously, though, what?"
Peter couldn't even begin to fathom the situation he suddenly found himself in. Everything had been going smoothly, up until now... he had taken the photos that pretty much guaranteed him both a job and a steady reward to help his Aunt pay off the rent for her home, and he had done so without getting caught. But how it
ever turned into this was completely beyond him.
The one calling himself Prodigy crossed his arms, assuming a rather outdated and cliched action hero pose.
"We're here to arrest you, Spider-Man. You've caused quite a panic among the civillain community, and it's time you were shown for what you really are to the world."
Spider-Man's eyebrow went up so fast that he feared it ripped itself from his head. Not only did he have no idea what the obviously overdressed attacker was talking about... but he didn't even know who these guys were, and why they thought they could "arrest" him.
Since when did the cops entrust a group of sci-fi convention rejects to handle their jobs?
"What I am? Pal, all I am right now is confused, hungry, and a little sick to my stomach. But you don't see me trying to take you guys out of the sky."
Prodigy looked back at Hornet, unamused.
"What? So I was a little out of line. How else was I supposed to get his attention?"
"You could've sent me a text message.", Spider-Man sharply responded.
"Or generally anything else that didn't require turning me into street pizza."
"Dammit, why are we sitting around?!", Richochet exclaimed.
"Let's finish this guy off!"
Spider-Man's eyes widened.
"Finish me off? What happened to arresting me?!", He responded, clearly alarmed.
"...Sorry, sorry. Wrong wording. I meant to say that we should-"
"Yeah, I really don't care."
With a forward frontflip, Spider-Man connected the sole of his boot to Richochet's nose, knocking him back. Seeing that Hornet was already reaching for a weapon on his costume, Spider-Man spun, and connected a backhand to Hornet's face, sending him into the roof's watertower. But before Spider-Man could turn to face the other two, his Spider-Sense sharply errupted.
"Oh, no..."
Seconds later, he found a rock hard fist gripping his throat, as he was rose into the air, being held above the rooftop solely by Prodigy's outstretched arm. Spider-Man gasped for air, as the golden clad figure seemed to stare at his struggling as if confused.
"For an alien, you actually handle yourself pretty well.", Prodigy stated, prompting quite the facial response from Spider-Man as he seemed dumbfounded at what he had just been called.
"-ACK!-... Why, thank you.", Spider-Man answered.
"Except I'm NOT AN ALIEN!"
"The Daily Bugle tells a different story.", Prodigy responded.
"Oh, for the love of..."
Annoyed, Spider-Man outstretched both of his wrists, and fired two streams of webbing into Prodigy's face, successfully blinding the airbourne vigilante as he let go of Spider-Man, allowing him to spin through the air and land back on the rooftop in the form of several somersaults. But upon landing, He suddenly realised that his senses were going off again. Sharply turning, Spider-Man narrowly ducked another set of razor sharp "R" weapons.
"Are you people idiots?!", Spider-Man yelled out, leaping up and nailing Richochet across the face with a right hook.
"You're trying to justify killing me off of a tabloid article!"
"A tabloid article that isn't nessacarily hard to believe!"
Spider-Man turned, only to be grabbed and tackled mid-air by Hornet.
"How do you explain the powers?! The bug eyes?! The fact that no one can get a picture of you?!"
"Oh, I don't know about that one..."
Breaking Hornet's grip, Spider-Man flew his legs up, and clasped them around Hornet's neck. With a flip, Spider-Man tossed Hornet onto the roof, sending him crashing on his back with a slew of sparks. Backflipping, Spider-Man landed on the water tower and clung to it, facing Hornet and the other three as he spoke.
"Except for a genetic mutation in my DNA, the fact that I'm wearing a mask, like... I don't know, you guys are... and the fact that I'm extremely camera shy.", He continued, emphasising how obvious those explainations should have been.
"Is any of this getting through to you?"
"Prove it."
"...What?"
"Take off the mask. Show us that you're not an alien by showing us your real face."
Spider-Man stared, blankly.
"Um... no. Sorry. Not gonna happen."
"What he asked isn't entirely out of the question...", Hornet responded.
"Unless you really are an alien."
"..."
"Wow. I was wrong. You're not idiots. You're just completely out of your mind!", Spider-Man exclaimed, not believing the sheer idiocy that was coming out of this conversation.
"Enough,", Prodigy stated, ripping the last bit of webbing from his face.
"This isn't getting us anywhere. Slingers, apprehend him by any means nessacary!"
"Now wait just a darn-!"
But before Spider-Man could finish, he found himself being grabbed from behind, seconds after his senses began errupting again. Turning his head admist the struggle, Spider-Man saw the blackened face of the fourth one, Dusk.
"We are not trying to hurt you,", She stated.
"We simply want answers."
Grabbing both of Dusk's arms, Spider-Man kicked back his feet, tripping Dusk, and pulled, throwing her over his head, and into the air.
"I gave you answers,", Spider-Man argued.
"Not that you really deserved them in the first place, mind you, but I'm pretty sure I-"
Spider-Man was cut off a second time, as his spider-sense went ablaze again. Shooting a look behind him, Peter's eyes widened, as Ricochet darted at him with a speed he almost didn't manage to avoid. Almost, being the key word in Spider-Man's mind, as he pushed himself off of Richochet's shoulders, flipped, and fired two more weblines out, pinning his attacker to the rooftop with an impressive slam of force. Landing back in a crouch, Spider-Man clenched his fists together angrily. He had just about had it with these clowns, and if this went any further, he was almost sure he'd be forced to do something he'd regret.
"Next person who tries to cut me off gets a crapload of webbing stuck in their unmentionables!", He exclaimed.
"And I'm not talking about boxer shorts, people!"
"Damn you!"
Spider-Man turned, before being tackled by Hornet again, and thrown across the rooftop. Rolling, Spider-Man shot out and grabbed the edge of the roof, barely avoiding being thrown off of it, and back into a fall towards the streets below. Trying to climb back up, Spider-Man's eyes widened as Hornet rocketed towards him, obviously not thinking.
"Wait! STOP!"
But it was too late. In the next instant, both Spider-Man and Hornet were caught in an explosion of rubble and fury, as Hornet's rockets had sent him flying too low, catching the brick of the building's ledge and damaging his equipment. Trying to activate the rocket pack again, to make his way out of the fall he found himself joining Spider-Man in, Hornet began to panick as he realised that it wasn't working.
"AHH! AHH! OH GOD! IT WON'T WORK! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA-"
"Will you SHUT UP?!"
With another fire of his webbing, Spider-Man shot out a thick line towards another one of the buildings, and swung forward. Manouvering through the debris with his accute agility, Spider-Man dived downwards, and grabbed Hornet around his waist.
"Criminey. You'd think a guy with hardware that'd make Bond shiver in his tux wouldn't be afraid of heights..."
Shooting another line, Spider-Man and Hornet were sent through the air, being pulled by the web's elasticity as Spider-Man picked a nearby rooftop, and forced his body to swing towards it. In seconds, he and Hornet collasped onto the designated area, sucessfully escaping death's grip in the form of a crushing fall. Hornet fainted, promptly, as he tried to stand, to which Spider-Man stared.
"Uh... wow. That guy's gonna need serious therapy, after this..."
"Wh-What have you done?!"
Spider-Man turned around, defensively, as Prodigy hovered over him, with Richochet and Dusk landing on the rooftop itself.
"What did I do?", Spider-Man repeated, skeptical.
"Your gutless little Trekkie friend, here, was the one that-"
"You... saved him.", Dusk stated, astonished.
"You saved his life."
Spider-Man stood his ground, blankly, hearing what he had actually done being acknowleged for the first time. Scratching his head, he looked back at the unconcious, pale form of Hornet.
"Uh... well, yeah, actually. I guess?"
"That was... incredible.", Prodigy acknowledged, with widened eyes.
"...Have we ever saved a life before, guys?"
Ricochet crossed his arms, offlooking.
"Pfft... Big deal. That's nothing. I've seen a thousand saves like that, in my-"
Prodigy and Dusk stared over at him, as he began to realise something.
"...Well, okay. Maybe I haven't, exactly."
Spider-Man shook his head, cursing himself for ever stepping foot in Brooklyn. Especially at this time of day, when all of the weirdos could proudly display themselves for the admiration and curiosity of the public eye. But in any case, this was proving to be quite a... memorable experience. No matter how much Peter wished it wasn't.
"Look,", Spider-Man began, rubbing his head in response to the massive headache he was beginning to feel.
"Your friend took a bad fall, back there. You need to get him to a hospital as soon as possible and have him treated for shock."
Spider-Man turned around, abruptly.
"And for godsakes, don't try to kill the doctors for trying to do the right thing, too."
"Wait!"
Spider-Man paused, evidently annoyed.
"We... apologise.", Prodigy stated, frowning beneath his mask.
"We misjudged you, and... we probably could've hurt someone, because of it. Even one of our own. But I guess that's really no excuse..."
Spider-Man turned his head around, facing him.
"Ya think?"
"It is just that we are inexperienced,", Dusk explained.
"We were mainly utilised as a publicity gimmick, once our powers and identities were developed. But we've never actually experienced the kind of heroism that you evidently have."
"We, um...", Richochet began, embarassed.
"We figured that if we caught you and proved that you weren't a myth, we'd gain the recognition we wanted. We'd be heroes."
Spider-Man turned around, fully, letting his anger reside.
"Okay, look... I sort of see where you're coming from, with all of this. I was kind of in the same boat myself, a couple of months ago, whenever I first got these powers. I was looking for fame and attention in all the wrong ways. But the truth is... You're going about it all wrong.", Spider-Man responded, calmly.
"What you guys do... and quite frankly, what I do... that doesn't come around every day. Very few people get the chance to be able to make a difference in this world. So the few of us that do get these powers, well... we need to use them in the right way, instead of the wrong way."
Spider-Man paused.
"Okay, is any of that getting through? Because I didn't have much luck trying to explain this stuff to you guys before..."
"No, no... We understand.", Prodigy acknowledged.
"Right, guys?"
"Most definately."
"Yeah, sure."
Spider-Man sighed, aloud, before turning back around.
"Alrighty. You're on your own, then...", Spider-Man stated.
"Just remember what I said. With great power, comes great responsibility."
"But... you didn't say that."
Spider-Man paused, again.
"Oh,", He responded, rubbing the back of his head.
"...Well, uh. I guess, then. Uh."
Silence filled the air, for a straight minute.
"...Yeah, I'm gonna go now..."
Leaping off of the building, Spider-Man fired off a line, as The Slingers gratefully waved at him. Peter looked back, both confused and annoyed, but nevertheless, threw a short wave back, before firing another line and swinging into the distance.
"Yeesh. I picked the wrong profession,", He told himself.
"I would've made a killer guideance councelor..."