Matt Murdock
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"Your reputation doesn't do you justice, Stark", T'Challa spoke frankly. "You really are a bigger ass in person."
"Am I blushing?"
"And, to answer the racist drunk, yes", T'Challa continues, with a look to Fury, "I know how to stop Washington from happening again."
"Iron Man is right, Jakkara must die. Only with him gone can I rightfully take the throne and end this madness before it is too late, for both Wakanda and the world."
"Yeah, sounds easy, but Wakanda ain't just some country you can waltz into", Fury countered.
"Lotta people have tried, but nobody's ever breached Wakanda's borders unless they were allowed to."
"There's one major difference that you have, and that they did not", T'Challa replied.
"Me."
"I know my country better than anyone. I can lead a strike team inside the Wakandan border. I still have allies in my homeland, and can use those connections to get us into the palace."
"Once inside, we find Jakkara and we put him down. But it won't be easy. My sources have informed me that Jakkara has hired a handful of super-powered mercenaries. Chances are we will have to fight are way through them first."
"For the record," Stark said, "I'm not 'drunk.' The liquor coursing through my veins rarely makes it to my blood stream for more than a few minutes, which is why, if you're particularly annoying, I'll help myself to some more."
Glaring at the Wakandan, he poured himself another glass, drinking it quickly, so as to emphasize his point.
"And, before anyone gets all uppity, I'll just say that I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. One of the side effects of having a birth defect." He sat down in a leather chair, drinking again, "I understand your perspective, T'Challa, but, for now, I don't think it's in the interests of The Ultimates to get involved. We're already taking heat for what happened in the Middle East, and the last thing we need is to deal with media coverage of us intervening in a coup. Sorry, pal. Though you find yourself on our doorstep, it's a simple case of wrong place, wrong time."
"Stark." Fury warned, "Show some respect."
"Why?" Stark asked, cocking his head to the side, "He's not my king. Not my boss, not my leader, not my teammate. Hell, I don't even consider this guy to be my equal."
He shot a glance the Wakandan's way.
"And, before we go making me out to be a down-home hick, I'll just say that I own a small island off the shore of Bermuda." He drank again, "You come from a nation where people still carry boxes on their heads."
"The man standing in front of you is the heir to the Wakandan throne." Fury said, respect echoing through his voice, "He is here to stop a genocide and injustice against all people of Wakanda, and --"
"I'm sure if I were from Wakanda, he would be very important to me." Stark said snidely, "But I'm not a 'brotha' and I'm not Wakandan. Mother always told me to treat guests with respect, but he wasn't invited, which makes him more of an intruder. And mother always said that intruders are how the Devil gets inside you."
Stark filled his glass again, standing up to get more ice, and took the spot at the head of the table, as if he owned the building room.
Speaking to Fury, but staring straight into T'Challa's eyes, Stark spoke again, "He can have all the royal authority he wants, all the princely arrogance that his bloodline gives him, but those and a Metrocard can get you downtown. Klaw attacked the United States, so it stands to logic that he's still here. You want us to help you in Wakanda? We take care of the people who blew up our capitol first."
Stark leaned back, and drank again, staring forward. "But what do I know?" He added, "I'm just the racist drunk who pays the bills."
"Am I blushing?"
"And, to answer the racist drunk, yes", T'Challa continues, with a look to Fury, "I know how to stop Washington from happening again."
"Iron Man is right, Jakkara must die. Only with him gone can I rightfully take the throne and end this madness before it is too late, for both Wakanda and the world."
"Yeah, sounds easy, but Wakanda ain't just some country you can waltz into", Fury countered.
"Lotta people have tried, but nobody's ever breached Wakanda's borders unless they were allowed to."
"There's one major difference that you have, and that they did not", T'Challa replied.
"Me."
"I know my country better than anyone. I can lead a strike team inside the Wakandan border. I still have allies in my homeland, and can use those connections to get us into the palace."
"Once inside, we find Jakkara and we put him down. But it won't be easy. My sources have informed me that Jakkara has hired a handful of super-powered mercenaries. Chances are we will have to fight are way through them first."
"For the record," Stark said, "I'm not 'drunk.' The liquor coursing through my veins rarely makes it to my blood stream for more than a few minutes, which is why, if you're particularly annoying, I'll help myself to some more."
Glaring at the Wakandan, he poured himself another glass, drinking it quickly, so as to emphasize his point.
"And, before anyone gets all uppity, I'll just say that I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. One of the side effects of having a birth defect." He sat down in a leather chair, drinking again, "I understand your perspective, T'Challa, but, for now, I don't think it's in the interests of The Ultimates to get involved. We're already taking heat for what happened in the Middle East, and the last thing we need is to deal with media coverage of us intervening in a coup. Sorry, pal. Though you find yourself on our doorstep, it's a simple case of wrong place, wrong time."
"Stark." Fury warned, "Show some respect."
"Why?" Stark asked, cocking his head to the side, "He's not my king. Not my boss, not my leader, not my teammate. Hell, I don't even consider this guy to be my equal."
He shot a glance the Wakandan's way.
"And, before we go making me out to be a down-home hick, I'll just say that I own a small island off the shore of Bermuda." He drank again, "You come from a nation where people still carry boxes on their heads."
"The man standing in front of you is the heir to the Wakandan throne." Fury said, respect echoing through his voice, "He is here to stop a genocide and injustice against all people of Wakanda, and --"
"I'm sure if I were from Wakanda, he would be very important to me." Stark said snidely, "But I'm not a 'brotha' and I'm not Wakandan. Mother always told me to treat guests with respect, but he wasn't invited, which makes him more of an intruder. And mother always said that intruders are how the Devil gets inside you."
Stark filled his glass again, standing up to get more ice, and took the spot at the head of the table, as if he owned the building room.
Speaking to Fury, but staring straight into T'Challa's eyes, Stark spoke again, "He can have all the royal authority he wants, all the princely arrogance that his bloodline gives him, but those and a Metrocard can get you downtown. Klaw attacked the United States, so it stands to logic that he's still here. You want us to help you in Wakanda? We take care of the people who blew up our capitol first."
Stark leaned back, and drank again, staring forward. "But what do I know?" He added, "I'm just the racist drunk who pays the bills."