Ooof. Y'all.
This is, without exaggeration, quite possibly the ugliest blockbuster film I've ever seen. SO. MANY. SEQUENCES are an absolute eyesore. I found myself questioning "WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT?" So many times throughout. I don't remember doing that so much with any other movie, except maybe Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, or that pee-tinted whale movie Chris Hemsworth did. But make no mistake, this looks notably worse than both of those. Even if this movie had been made a decade ago, it would still look very dated. And so many instances that the terrible CGI was employed for absolutely no good reason. So many times I was like, "why did that need to be CGI at all???"
I am now like....trembling with fear that the DP of this abomination is shooting Superman: Legacy. We should all be very afraid.
This movie also continues the trend of what I'm just going to call a DCEU staple at this point: try-hard needle drops. There are many. None of them work.
Ezra also does not work. And no, I'm not saying this because they belong in jail. I will give them this, they are actually quite good at the dramatic stuff. But they are godawful at comedy, and unfortunately, at least 75% of their dual roles here deal in that "comedy." None of it lands. It's painful. And the movie acknowledges more than once that Barry is obnoxious, as if that would make it better. It doesn't. When it's just the two Ezra's on screen, it's totally insufferable.
The entire 3rd act of the movie is a total hot mess, and if it turns out not to be quite the crowd-pleaser people were expecting, I think I can pretty much pinpoint the exact moment a lot of the GA might disengage.
So what DOES work? Well, the story is mostly fine and entertaining until that 3rd act, and it has a heart, which goes a long way. While the action is quite unpleasant to look at in terms of execution, conceptually, it has some fun moments. The actress playing Barry's mom is wonderful. I didn't give a s*** about either Barry, but I still wanted them to succeed in saving this lovely lady. Keaton is not just there to spout catchphrases. And I wish he hadn't bothered to do those because he delivers them like he's being forced to at gunpoint. But he has a couple of nice moments. Sasha Calle wasn't given much to do, but she acquitted herself rather well, I thought. I like jaded, rage-filled Kara, tbh. Would be down for her to continue on in Woman of Tomorrow. She's the only one from this movie I'd want to see again. Honestly, I think I could forgive this movie's offensive visuals if it had a more charismatic lead, and one who actually had chemistry with...anyone. But it doesn't. As such, is it entertaining? Sure. Is it a good movie? Hell no.
Better than Black Adam. That's about the nicest thing I can say here.