Colossal Spoons
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But...I feel pretty


hopefully Casey can figure out some way to make proper use of him when She-Hulk is on the team and she can do everything he can do better anyway.
INCLUDING not having to wear pants.![]()
That costume was all right, but I still don't see the need to have slits in his pants showing off his legs. They should just extend the red stripes on the sides of his torso down past his belt, cap them off somewhere like how Wolverine's costume is now, and give him yellow pants with red boots. Or just continue the stripes all the way down to his boots, sort of like an inverted version of the costume above with yellow instead of nekkid.![]()
This look would be nice if he brought it back(minus the shoulder pads)
Although, I can't tell if the sides of his legs are exposed or if that's metal coloring. In that case, when he powered down, the whole lateral side of his leg would be shown, like inverted cowboy chaps![]()
Weird, yes. Gross? Not really. You can't see the outline of a dude's junk if he's got pants and (likely) underwear underneath the speedos.And wearing speedos over your pants isn't weird and/or kind of gross?
That costume was all right, but I still don't see the need to have slits in his pants showing off his legs. They should just extend the red stripes on the sides of his torso down past his belt, cap them off somewhere like how Wolverine's costume is now, and give him yellow pants with red boots.
That one's actually quite good. I'd put higher yellow boots on him, like his Ultimate costume's, to balance out all that red, though.![]()
Yeah, like his third MUA costume![]()
It's okay if you like to ogle giant, Russian man-package, Peej. We won't judge you.
That one's actually quite good. I'd put higher yellow boots on him, like his Ultimate costume's, to balance out all that red, though.
It's okay if you like to ogle giant, Russian man-package, Peej. We won't judge you.
No idea where the third is from, but the last is probably from that period where Jim Lee put all of the X-Men in those same blue and yellow costumes.I have no idea what time period the last 2 are from. Haven't been reading comics long enough.
But...I feel pretty
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This look would be nice if he brought it back(minus the shoulder pads)
Although, I can't tell if the sides of his legs are exposed or if that's metal coloring. In that case, when he powered down, the whole lateral side of his leg would be shown, like inverted cowboy chaps![]()
She can't draw, speak russian or bone Kitty with an organic metal ****.
That costume was all right, but I still don't see the need to have slits in his pants showing off his legs. They should just extend the red stripes on the sides of his torso down past his belt, cap them off somewhere like how Wolverine's costume is now, and give him yellow pants with red boots. Or just continue the stripes all the way down to his boots, sort of like an inverted version of the costume above with yellow instead of nekkid.
Weird, yes. Gross? Not really. You can't see the outline of a dude's junk if he's got pants and (likely) underwear underneath the speedos.
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Yeah, like his third MUA costume![]()
You guys are all haters. He just looks like a big Russian wrestler to me. They wore speedos. It's acceptable.
You guys must be so uncomfortable in your own sexualities. For shame.
I :heart: you, too.No, you're a jackass.![]()
Glad you appreciate my sense of humor.
Nah, I don't like the chap look. In some ways that's worse than the exposed man-gams, because that looks like he acknowledges that he needs to wear pants, but can't go all the way.
Neither of which will help anyone during a fight.
I could see his artist skills coming in handy for designing costumes or even their headquarters, but aside for that, She-Hulk is stronger, tougher, can regenerate, has a partial Ovoid technique, and can see extradimensional stuff. The line-up does not flatter Colossus. He usually shines when he is the strongest on the roster, and even in THAT case he has often been an underachieving tanker.
Yeah.
I wouldn't mind seeing that third costume tweaked by a comic book artist myself. Although I don't see why we can't just have him keep the costume the same, just add some red pants to match the boots. I don't have issues with his general costume (I am glad Cassaday smoothed out the shoulderpads, at least). Just the lack of pants.
This doesn't help my case at all, but when I played MUA, I used the classic costume. I'm old school. But it fit well with Wolverine's brown suit.
Like Zangief!?
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(Who gets goofier and more flamboyant in every game?)
See, I could buy that if Piotr was a wrestler at all, but he isn't.
See, I never bought into the logic of, "The only way you can show off being comfortable in your sexuality is to dress more flamboyantly flamer than even the flamiest of homosexuals."![]()
Nah, I don't like the chap look. In some ways that's worse than the exposed man-gams, because that looks like he acknowledges that he needs to wear pants, but can't go all the way.
Neither of which will help anyone during a fight.
What's wrong with that?![]()