The morality of sex: whats right and whats wrong?

[Majik1387]

I don't care what any of you stinkhole fans say -- butt sex is gross.

I'm guessing you had a bad experience?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

One in the pink Two in the stink.

 

[The Lizard]

I'm not naming names.









wilhelm.

 

[Whirlysplat]

I wan to post porn, but I won't as it will get me banned!! Instead I will post this.

- Whirly

 

[Ronny Shade]

wilhelm + buttsecks = bad experience

sounds about right

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't connect my name with that vile practice.

 

[Majik1387]

^Don't knock it till you try it.

 

[kainedamo]

Whats so great about sex thats what i've always wondered. I mean whats the purpose besides having kids. So say what you want about me but Sex is overrated if you ask me.

People that claim to be asexual are liars is my personal opinion.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

People that claim to be asexual are liars is my personal opinion.

What do you mean Asexual? and what ever that is i never claimed it.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Don't connect my name with that vile practice.

I want to talk about fist

Spoiler

y cuffs because it's an excit

ing activity. The subtext can't get me in trouble can it?

- Whirly

 

[The Lizard]

Keys were not meant to go into electrical outlets.

Hands were not meant to go into garbage disposals.

Tongues were not meant to go into light sockets.

And thingies were not meant for my waz-hoo, and vice versa.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Don't connect my name with that vile practice.

Don't look at me. I aint never did it.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Keys were not meant to go into electrical outlets.

Hands were not meant to go into garbage disposals.

Tongues were not meant to go into light sockets.

And thingies were not meant for my hoo-hoo, and vice versa.

I say whatever floats your boat although I am not into sodomy I have tried it. Wil is right it's pretty disgusting. I would'nt want to take it there as I know how painful it is when I pass a big log!!!!! My girlfriend at the time, this is nearly 20 years ago needed a **** straight after. It's pretty foul when you think about it. Yes I wore a condom. It was illegal between men and women at the time in the U.K. as well. Men used to go to prison for it.

- Whirly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Keys were not meant to go into electrical outlets.

Hands were not meant to go into garbage disposals.

Tongues were not meant to go into light sockets.

And thingies were not meant for my hoo-hoo, and vice versa.

I agree it's gross, but the "that's not what those parts were meant for" argument is absurd. You want me to make you a list of things humans do that they weren't "meant" to do?

You think the oral cavity was meant to recieve thingies? Of course not. Is that vile and wrong too?
It could be argued that French Kissing is disgusting. Just ask a 6 year old.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Each to their own, it's not as if there is a definitive right and wrong or anything.

 

[The Lizard]

You think the oral cavity was meant to recieve thingies? Of course not. Is that vile and wrong too?
It could be argued that French Kissing is disgusting. Just ask a 6 year old.

Thus the use of the personal pronoun "my" in that little rant.


Stop trying to get into my pants.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I say whatever floats your boat although I am not into sodomy I have tried it. Wil is right it's pretty disgusting. I would'nt want to take it there as I know how painful it is when I pass a big log!!!!! My girlfriend at the time, this is nearly 20 years ago needed a **** straight after. It's pretty foul when you think about it. Yes I wore a condom. It was illegal between men and women at the time in the U.K. as well. Men used to go to prison for it.

- Whirly

That was against the law? Imagine when you went to jail and what people asked you what you were in for.

 

[The Lizard]

Note: I edited my original post to change "hoo-hoo" to "wazhoo", because - duh - only girls have hoo-hoos.

 

[kainedamo]

I say whatever floats your boat although I am not into sodomy I have tried it. Wil is right it's pretty disgusting. I would'nt want to take it there as I know how painful it is when I pass a big log!!!!! My girlfriend at the time, this is nearly 20 years ago needed a **** straight after. It's pretty foul when you think about it. Yes I wore a condom. It was illegal between men and women at the time in the U.K. as well. Men used to go to prison for it.

- Whirly

Did you use lube? You're supposed to use plenty of lube for the first time in there. And you can't just go at it straight away either. That should be common sense, but I've heard so many horror stories of idiots who just go right at it with no lube and without easing it in.

I've had people tell me anal hurts like hell, and people have told me it barely hurts at all.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Did you use lube? You're supposed to use plenty of lube for the first time in there. And you can't just go at it straight away either. That should be common sense, but I've heard so many horror stories of idiots who just go right at it with no lube and without easing it in.

I've had people tell me anal hurts like hell, and people have told me it barely hurts at all.

I used lube I always enter slowly, yes it hurt her.

That was against the law? Imagine when you went to jail and what people asked you what you were in for.

The irony of that post is the girl concerned went on to study law after completing her European Studies degree. Perhaps I shouldn't have used lube. Fortunately I never got arrested for it and it's legal now. I doubt a married solicitor would want to admit an old boyfriend "did her up the Derrick".


- Whirly

 

[Cyrusbales]

I used lube I always enter slowly, yes it hurt her.



The irony of that post is the girl concerned went on to study law after completing her European Studies degree. Perhaps I shouldn't have used lube. Fortunately I never got arrested for it and it's legal now. I doubt a married solicitor would want to admit an old boyfriend "did her up the Derrick".


- Whirly

LOL, but does derrick mind? lol, an amusing little story, unlike a sodomy story I know that is very disturbing

 

[SpiderJerus]

beastiality is where it's at!

 

[Whirlysplat]

LOL, but does derrick mind? lol, an amusing little story, unlike a sodomy story I know that is very disturbing

I had a friend called Ian and when we were about 19 a group of us went to a party in Brighton. He was as a teen a very "pretty" boy. He got hammered, I don't know if someone spiked his drink. Anyway we hurt him half shout and entered one of the bedrooms. An older guy had pulled hie trousers down and was putting amyl nitrate under his nose. We told the guy to stop and loads of people kicked him out of the party. He didn't enter Ian! Is it more disturbing than that?

Derrick is a reference to a Peter Cook and Dudley more "Derrick and Clive" sketch.

- Whirly

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The irony of that post is the girl concerned went on to study law after completing her European Studies degree. Perhaps I shouldn't have used lube. Fortunately I never got arrested for it and it's legal now. I doubt a married solicitor would want to admit an old boyfriend "did her up the Derrick".


- Whirly

The Derrick?

 

[Cyrusbales]

I had a friend called Ian and when we were about 19 a group of us went to a party in Brighton. He was as a teen a very "pretty" boy. He got hammered, I don't know if someone spiked his drink. Anyway we hurt him half shout and entered one of the bedrooms. An older guy had pulled hie trousers down and was putting amyl nitrate under his nose. We told the guy to stop and loads of people kicked him out of the party. He didn't enter Ian! Is it more disturbing than that?

Derrick is a reference to a Peter Cook and Dudley more "Derrick and Clive" sketch.

- Whirly

It's FAR more disturbing, and it's about a mass public figure also, so I can't really say, let's just say, Bryan Singer, wrap party for X2. I know someone who was at the party, and the story is not a nice one, but if I post it here, I could get done for slander, even though it's true