I used to work at an office supply store and we would get some weird customers every so often. Here are the worst I have encountered.
I am talking with this woman, she is around 50 or so, about possibly buying a new computer. I am talking with her for a little while, nothing weird whatsoever happens until this:
Me: Do you remember any of the specs on your older computer, operating system or anything like that?
Customer: No I don't have my computer right now because my son and his Russian ****e stole it from me.
Me: *after several seconds of looking stunned* Yeah you gotta watch out for that I guess....
Another customer, this guy, before I even talk to him, looks weird, tall, wearing a long black trench coat, wearing black pants, black shirt, army boots.
And he walks in about 10 minutes before we close looking for a pen refill. So I m talking to him and he is all over the place. First he is talking about what kind of refill he needs and all of a sudden he goes to whether bombing Hiroshima was necessary or not. And all sorts of other poltical bull****. We are about to close, this guy is the last customer I am trying to direct his attenton to the pen refills. So he has his pen he needs a refill for and starts trying out a refill, so I open one and let him try it. Somewhere in the process of him fitting the refill, something breaks in his pen, a plastic part or something breaks and he can't put his pen back together, which he says is a very rare pen and has had it for over 10 years.
So he blames me, he blames me and says I broke it. I didn't touch his pen at all. So he goes up to our manager and explains that I broke the pen and he wants a refund for his pen, which he didnt buy at our store and he says its vauled at 75 dollars. Of course we can't do anything. So he goes on about how he has some disorder and this isn't making him feel good. We are well past closing time before he leaves, swearign to take us to court. But thats not the worst.
He then proceeds to go outside and write down the driver license plates on all the cars in our parking lot. One of the cashier's husband was waiting in his car outside and drives away before he can write down his license plate number. The nut then gets in his car and follows the cashier's boyfriend around the parking alot in circles!! We call the cops but by the time they get there he gone. Never heard from him again.