Bullseye smiled at Doctor Octopus.
"You're gonna be proud of me, Doc," he said, "I actually tried to think a few steps ahead this time."
Bullseye took a tissue from a box sat on Doc Ock's desk, and started cleaning off his blood-soaked face.
"Sorry about the mess. Do you know I lost a tooth? Anyway, I had Spider-Man beaten, and I was about to slice his head off. But then, get this, Norman Osborn shows up in a Goblin suit. We beat the hell out of each other for a while, then just when I take out his eye - that's where I lost my tooth - he runs off with the knocked out Spider-Man. That's where Mary-Jane here comes into play."
Bullseye pointed his thumb at Mary-Jane.
"For some reason, Osborn is obsessed with the Parker family. I caught him skulking outside the Parker home when I was there earlier, and he was going to pay me 500 million bucks to kidnap May Parker. I flat-out refused, of course, Doc. So whatever his plan for Spider-Man is, it somehow involves this family. And if I have something he wants, he's going to come after me, and bring a weakened Spider-Man with him."
Bullseye chuckled to himself.
"Besides, she's a hottie."