The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

CAP: Did Loki's goons destroyed this city block?
THOR: No, I heard it is a result of a stampede from a Justin Bieber concert.

Justin Bieber is EVIL.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Yeah I'm pretty sure this is a Harry Potter set..."

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "I'm an American, and Americans always kick ass."
THOR: "You mean like you kicked ass in Vietnam?"
FURY: "We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Thor: Is this what has been called "Rack City"?

Cap: Yeah......not impressed.

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: How did you lose that eye?
FURY: I pissed off my superior real bad by asking a touchy, inappropriate personal question that was none of my f***ing business anyway. Why?
THOR: Nothing, nothing.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: How did you lose that eye?
FURY: I pissed off my superior real bad by asking a touchy, inappropriate personal question that was none of my f***ing business anyway. Why?
THOR: Nothing, nothing.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Okay, so if we're going to reinact the the Trio rooftop scene from TDK, we need to decide who's Gordon, who's Dent and who's Batman."
CAP: "Shouldn't we also be on a rooftop?"

 

[Guhndoi]

Haha! Good one Panthro.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks G

BLACK WIDOW: "I'm not a stunt double damn it!"

 

[mc7791]

Cap: were you 2 fighting again?
Thor: we didnt do this the Hulk did this.
IM: Yeah the Hulk did it.
Cap: ok if the Hulk did this then why are you 2 here and why is Thors hair messed up and I see damage on your armor Tony?
Thor: its my new windswept look.
IM: I forgot to polish my armor after the last fight.. yeah thats it!!
Cap: sigh, you 2 are like boys with toys

 

[Pink Ranger]

Iron Man: Wait, so we agree to go camping, and NOBODY remembers to bring a tent?!?

 

[Panthro]

Boys & Toys...

Iron Man: Wait, so we agree to go camping, and NOBODY remembers to bring a tent?!?

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: I have the Power of Grayskull.

Loki: ...

 

[HUMANIMAL]

...

 

[HUMANIMAL]

Loki: I destroyed the world trade center and the empire state building...now i 'm gonna destroy the chrysler building ...

Tony: we build some new towers in no time....

Loki: with the help of china?

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I'm only going to ask you once - what is the secret of Proto-Culture?"

TONY: "Proto-Whatchamacallit?"

LOKI: "Don't play dumb with me Micronian scum!"
TONY: "Micro-something or other?"

 

[mc7791]

Loki: I have an army

Tony: I have a single malt scotch

Loki: bastard

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Look Mjolnir, how many times do I have to tell you, i'm sorry I touched Sif's lance.
Mjolnir: ......
THOR: Don't make me say it again.....alright fine, i'll say it if thats what you want.....You are the ONE and ONLY for me baby, I love you soooo much, and I can't live without you.....now are you happy?
Mjolnir .....
ODIN: (to Heimdall) Haha! Holy hell, he fell for it again!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Nothing quite like the power of Malt

THOR: "So this is Chicago when the wind picks up?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: I have the phone and address of every ****ehouse in NY.

Loki: ...

 

[ultimatefan]

Loki: That goatee is ridiculous.

Tony: Look who´s talking, hipster Data.

Loki: ...

 

[protocida]

Someone should make a vertical of this.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF t:

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

Loki: I have an army

Tony: I have a wedgie

Loki: ...