The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "We Shall Take The Ring To Mordor!"

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "Michael Bay rebooting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as aliens?! F***ing aliens?! Not on my watch!"

 

[Herolee10]

**Top Picture to the Left**
Peggy: It's really that big Steve.

Loki: She does not boast...


**Top Picture to the Right**
Peggy: He's as good with his mouth as he is with his lies


**Bottom Picture to the Left**
Peggy: I love this man!

Loki: She's mine Steve Rogers.


**Bottom Picture to the Left**
Peggy & Loki: We dare you to prove otherwise...




**Steve's Reaction**

 

[Panthro]

**Top Picture to the Left**
Peggy: It's really that big Steve.

Loki: She does not boast...


**Top Picture to the Right**
Peggy: He's as good with his mouth as he is with his lies


**Bottom Picture to the Left**
Peggy: I love this man!

Loki: She's mine Steve Rogers.


**Bottom Picture to the Left**
Peggy & Loki: We dare you to prove otherwise...




**Steve's Reaction**

Aw, poor Steve.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "If only they had switched to Geico..."

 

[Lady Marion]

CAP: "Where did the damn keys fall down?"

 

[wobbly]

CAP: "They unfroze me months ago...Damn thing should have grown a bit by now...."[/QUOTE]

 

[SPider-T0rch]

I couldn't save her, Alfred. I couldn't save Rachel.

 

[Hotwire]

:fires arrow:
Hawkeye: That's weird, That ship didn't blow....
:BOOM:
Hawkeye: up.
:walks away whistling softly:

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: You poor,poor man. The wrong shampoo did this, you say?
Joss: Yeah.
Thor: Than I shall never use this product made from the heads and shoulders of slain mortals.

 

[Hotwire]

Joss: Thor, do you think I stand a chance with Scarlett?
Thor: Perhaps on the day when Jötunheim thaws and becomes a lovely place to spend summer days.

 

[mc7791]

Hawkeye: Boom goes the dymanite!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Joss you should have switched to Allstate to be better proteced from mayhem like me.
Joss: Now you tell me

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Hotwire]

In hindsight, Hawkeye realized that his exploding boomerang arrow was probably not going to be as effective as he'd originally thought.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thor: Why can´t I wear my helmet in the movies? It´s iconic, and protects my head!
Joss: Uh, you see, it´s, like, complicated, it´s...
Thor: You´re gonna use it to cover your bald, aren´t you?
Joss: Yes. Yes I am.

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Why can´t I wear my helmet in the movies? It´s iconic, and protects my head!
Joss: Uh, you see, it´s, like, complicated, it´s...
Thor: You´re gonna use it to cover your bald, aren´t you?
Joss: Yes. Yes I am.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "This is my boomst- nah that doesn't really work with a bow & arrow..."

 

[bored]

"Turn the sky green, will you? Take THIS!"

 

[Lady Marion]

Thor: Why can´t I wear my helmet in the movies? It´s iconic, and protects my head!
Joss: Uh, you see, it´s, like, complicated, it´s...
Thor: You´re gonna use it to cover your bald, aren´t you?
Joss: Yes. Yes I am.

hilarious!

The other stuff is also great. Well done, guys! You made my day!

 

[Lady Marion]

Cap: "F***, where is my car???

 

[Smashlilman]

ANT-MAN: "Michael Bay rebooting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as aliens?! F***ing aliens?! Not on my watch!"

lol not going to see it. Bay just crossed my line with that.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: This is what I was told would happen to my car when I used valet parking.

 

[Panthro]

lol not going to see it. Bay just crossed my line with that.

Michael Bay is EVIL. Say it with me: Bay is EVIL!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and good stuff, guys.