The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Wait a minute... Nothing is happening... we´re just wandering and looking around like idiots... Oh my God we´re in The Blair Witch Project!

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

Predator´s much wimpier and less cool cousin? Nah, but I get that a lot.

Hehehehehe

ALIEN: "Skeletor? Nah but I get that a lot."

 

[mc7791]

Alien: the alien marines from Battleship aint got squat on us!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hehehehehe

ALIEN: "Skeletor? Nah but I get that a lot."

Alien: I get mistaken for Mumm-ra the Ever Living as well.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool stuff.

Stop asking me about those f***ing Skrulls!! We´re not the f***ing Skrulls, there are no godamn f***ing Skrulls in the f***ing movie!! Deal with it already!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

*Insert suggestive Fangirl written Loki comment here.*

 

[warcam]

HAWKEYE: "Was that you?"
HULK: "No, but I smell it, too."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, cool stuff.

Stop asking me about those f***ing Skrulls!! We´re not the f***ing Skrulls, there are no godamn f***ing Skrulls in the f***ing movie!! Deal with it already!!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Alien: I get mistaken for Mumm-ra the Ever Living as well.

Bwahahaha, nice follow up.

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "What is it Hulk?"
HULK: "It's an army of TDKR Fan-Boys!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

LOKI's MUM: "Oh! Loki! Your report card! Let me see! Oh! You Got an A! Let me see...what did your teacher say?"

"Loki is a quiet, attentive student, who answers well in class, and has a keen interest in the course work. Loki hands in all his homework in time, and is very well behaved. A very popular classmate, and an example to his peers on how to conduct themselves in a manner befitting a prize pupil.
His apples are always polished, his face always washed, Loki is simply a delight to see first thing in the morning, the very reason a teacher wants to pursue this career in the first place."

LOKI's MUM: "Oh Loki! this is delightful! Your behaviour has improved from last year, just as you promised, now maybe you can...hold on what's this? some kind of mess on the back of the card..."

LOKI: "what? what?! Give it here mummy! Give it..."

(scrawled on the back of the report card in blood) "Heeelp...Loki has me tied to the chair, he is forcing me to write this report...I have chalk stuck up my nose...heelllp....he is a menace, he runs around the class chasing all the girls, he must be stoppped!!! he forces kids to swallow the batteries out of their calculators...hellp...I have chalk up my nose and need to sneeze...helllp...me..."

LOKI's MUM: "LOKI!!"

 

[bored]

"My only crime is being dreamy."

 

[Panthro]

LOKI's MUM: "Oh! Loki! Your report card! Let me see! Oh! You Got an A! Let me see...what did your teacher say?"

"Loki is a quiet, attentive student, who answers well in class, and has a keen interest in the course work. Loki hands in all his homework in time, and is very well behaved. A very popular classmate, and an example to his peers on how to conduct themselves in a manner befitting a prize pupil.
His apples are always polished, his face always washed, Loki is simply a delight to see first thing in the morning, the very reason a teacher wants to pursue this career in the first place."

LOKI's MUM: "Oh Loki! this is delightful! Your behaviour has improved from last year, just as you promised, now maybe you can...hold on what's this? some kind of mess on the back of the card..."

LOKI: "what? what?! Give it here mummy! Give it..."

(scrawled on the back of the report card in blood) "Heeelp...Loki has me tied to the chair, he is forcing me to write this report...I have chalk stuck up my nose...heelllp....he is a menace, he runs around the class chasing all the girls, he must be stoppped!!! he forces kids to swallow the batteries out of their calculators...hellp...I have chalk up my nose and need to sneeze...helllp...me..."

LOKI's MUM: "LOKI!!"

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "All the politicians and ****es will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I will look down and whisper... NATO."
HAWKEYE & BW: "...."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Ironman: Guys, I swear I saw a U.F.O landing right here.

Cap: Sure you saw one Tony. And there's a Gremlin hiding behind that tree over there too.

Loki: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I have a legion of fangirls.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Those Twilight vampires can kiss my ass!

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: Oh God...not another Godzilla movie. Well at least this one has those magical singing fairies in it for eye candy.

 

[Hotwire]

Loki: Come on, guys. Little privacy, please?

 

[Hotwire]

Iron Man: Does this armor make my ass look fat?

Cap: Ehhh...

 

[Superhero 101]

Alien: Iron Man 2 Was Garbage compared to Iron Man

Tony: Well Yeah you're about to become Garbage!

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m gonna aim on you Predator style!

 

[Jack Bauer]

CAP: We should be dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to acknowledge it!

THOR: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?

 

[Hawkingbird]

"My only crime is being dreamy."

True that