The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[protocida]

"What's he trying to do?"

"Figure out Eraserhead."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

"What's he trying to do?"

"Figure out Eraserhead."

Hehehehehe

Poor Wolvie!

Nah he deserved it.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: You told me this movie was called Avatar but I don't see any giant, blue cat people in it.

Ironman: Well, the animated series it's based on was called Avatar. I kind of made a mistake when I rented this movie.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You didn't really think I would risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you?"

 

[mc7791]

Loki: Cap this new kickboxing workout you have me doing is weird.
Cap: they dont call it extreme for nothing!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Tony what the hell are you and Loki looking at?
Tony: Loki is using a magic spell to look through the bulkhead and see what is on the other side undetected.
Cap: so?
Tony: The Black Widow is taking a shower on the other side of the bulkhead.
Cap: Awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: Exclusive! The unaired, never-before-seen spin-off pilot "Baywatch: The Spy Who Motorboated me"!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

BLACK WIDOW: "Ah... ah... CHOO!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Number 1 Rule of Headbanging: Never get too close to someone who is already thrashing to the music or you'll end up like this guy. Take it from an old, 80's era Metal head fan, give people head banging space.

The song that goes through my head whenever I see this image:

 

[mc7791]

Bond: I shoot to kill

Iron Man: I shoot to thrill

Hawkeye: I shoot will skill

 

[samsnee]

Funny stuff guys.

BLACK WIDOW: "Ah... ah... CHOO!"

I don't have a caption. I'm too mesmerized by the jiggle.

 

[Panthro]

Bond: I shoot to kill

Iron Man: I shoot to thrill

Hawkeye: I shoot will skill

Hahahahahaha

Yours was funny too Godzilla

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: He said he wanted to check his Myspace page, whatever that is,

IM: Myspace? Who the hell still has a Myspace page?

CAP: He´s an ancient norse mythology god. Cut him some slack.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: So this is what you Midgarders call The Jersey Shore? This is such a diabolical show, why hadn't I devised it to rule the world!?

 

[bored]

Cap: You were right, Tony. Taking Loki to this "Burning Man" festival has quelled his evil.

Loki: I can like, hear colors, mannnnnnnnnnn.

 

[Jack Bauer]

LOKI: The war has just begun.

CAP: What's he blabbing on about?

TONY: Oh, he just doing Magneto quotes to scare us.

CAP: What's a Magneto?

TONY: ...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[mc7791]

Iron Man: is it hot out here or just me?

 

[mc7791]

Iron Man: Wolverine aint got squat on me!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff, bashing Jersey Shore is never too much.

 

[Pificus]

POW right in the kisser!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Loeb!!! How dare you cancel EMH?! You motherf***er!"

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Lawsuit!! Lawsuit!!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: anybody up for a game of ultimate dodgeball?

 

[mc7791]

Black Widow: My boobs like my hair are nothing to sneeze at!!