The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Godzilla2000]

Mecha-Snake: Peek-a-boo!

My Fantasy #1....

....and My Fantasy #2.

Alien Invader: Stop staring at my ass dammit!

 

[Pink Ranger]

IRON MAN: Geez everybody, stop staring at all the buildings, people are going to know you’re from out of town.

BLACK WIDOW: Really? I think the giant green dude in the group more or less established that already.

HAWKEYE: I can’t wait to finish my tour of duty and go back home to the American heartland and tell my wife Kate Austen all about this.

IRON MAN: …. I’m not even going to begin to correct all the wrong things you just said.

THOR: Oooh, look! That brightly-lit Persian store sells iPads!

IRON MAN: Sigh. Get back in formation, Thor. You can buy iPads anywhere.

THOR: Not in Asgard. They only sell Playbooks there. It sucks!

HULK: Me want go FAO Schwarz!

IRON MAN: Come on, really?! Can’t you buy your toys on eBay?

HULK: Me want go FAO Schwarz NOW!!

IRON MAN: Listen, just finish this battle, and I will take you there and buy you every damn toy in the store!

BLACK WIDOW: Wait, you promised to take me to the Russian Tea Room after the battle!

IRON MAN: Yeah, I promised you a lot of things. And why do you care, you’re not even Russian in this continuity.

BLACK WIDOW: That’s it, I’m so done with you! We are never going to have sex ever, again.

THOR: That goes for me too.

IRON MAN: Sigh. Steve, you want to be team leader for a while?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Score!!!

 

[Panthro]

Widow: Would you f*** me? I'd f***me. I'd f*** me, hard.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

All these other captions were great.

 

[Panthro]

Mecha-Snake: "I'm not a Decepticon, damn it!"


I know I already did this one but I have to do it again -

LOKI: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me... as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried Alive... Buried Alive..."

THOR: "Khan!" [echoing] "KHAN!"

 

[Bruce Banner]

Iron: So they stood in a triangle, like this, and after an intense stair-down, Clint Eastwood shot'em dead. Awesome right?
Cap: I didn't see the movie.
Iron Man: WHAT? WHY? HOW COULDN'T YOU?....Oh yeah
Cap: Yeah...

 

[Godzilla2000]

Fangirl: Oh Loki, your snake is so big.

 

[bored]

Iron Man: "Crap, I picked up another refugee from that stupid Battleship movie".

 

[Godzilla2000]

Mecha-snake: Excuse me, have you seen any cowboys wandering around here?

 

[Panthro]

Iron: So they stood in a triangle, like this, and after an intense stair-down, Clint Eastwood shot'em dead. Awesome right?
Cap: I didn't see the movie.
Iron Man: WHAT? WHY? HOW COULDN'T YOU?....Oh yeah
Cap: Yeah...

Hehehehehe

All this other stuff was great.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "I had Gwen Paltrow and almost had ScarJo!"
THOR: "I had Natalie Portman! And almost had Jaimie Alexander!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I had Hayley Atwell and that Queen from the Tudors!"
THOR: "..."
IRON MAN: "..."
CAP: "What?"
IRON MAN: "Steve you dog you."

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: Flagman and Metal-man wanted to play whac-a-mole. Hulk found something better.

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: Flagman and Metal-man wanted to play whac-a-mole. Hulk found something better.

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Damn, these TDKR fan boys are extreme."

 

[bored]

Iron Man: Okay, we're agreed. I get chips, Thor gets beer, Cap rents the porn, and we meet back here in an hour. Got it?
Cap: Got it.
Thor: Verily.
Iron Man: And for God's sake, NOBODY TELL FURY. He always...watches us when we do this, and it creeps me out.

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: Okay, we're agreed. I get chips, Thor gets beer, Cap rents the porn, and we meet back here in an hour. Got it?
Cap: Got it.
Thor: Verily.
Iron Man: And for God's sake, NOBODY TELL FURY. He always...watches us when we do this, and it creeps me out.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Mecha-Snake: I seem to be a bit lost. Could you kindly tell me how to get to Tokyo? I have an appointment with another monster there.

 

[Panthro]

Mecha-Snake: I seem to be a bit lost. Could you kindly tell me how to get to Tokyo? I have an appointment with another monster there.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

FLYING SNAKE MONSTER: "No I am not the monster from the end of Clash of the Titans!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Shire! Baggins!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor (To Ironman): Where is this Great Pumpkin you speak of?

Cap: This isn't a prank on the chronologically displaced is it?

Thor: Wait here Loki. My eyes have spotted some very fine looking wenches over there.

 

[Panthro]

Thor (To Ironman): Where is this Great Pumpkin you speak of?

Cap: This isn't a prank on the chronologically displaced is it?

Thor: Wait here Loki. My eyes have spotted some very fine looking wenches over there.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[venom420]

of all the souls i have encountered on my travels, his was the most.......human

 

[Godzilla2000]

of all the souls i have encountered on my travels, his was the most.......human

Now get him out of that containment chamber after you've had your little Star Trek reference fun!

 

[bored]

"Release the kraken!"

"*panting* Coming, coming! Sorry, traffic was crazy."