The OFFICIAL FINAL CRISIS THREAD

[yenaled]

It's a Wizard cover, not like he is going to give it his all.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm more surprised over the possibility that he actually did copy a picture of John Cena than over the quality of the art as a whole (which is, admittedly, not up to his usual standard). 1) Why do a straight-up copy, and 2) why John bloody Cena?

 

[Aristotle]

I almost laughed but you tried too hard to be funny.

Mostly I was just seeing how far I could take the metaphor.

How come it took the big guy [god] 6 days to create earth ? If he has limitless power should it have taken an instant?

Hey man, lay off! Maybe God had some **** to do, OK? Like on Tuesday he had to make a run to the store to pick up some milk and a pack of ramen noodles. And on Thursday he had to help Dave move. Maybe God had more to do than create a universe for you, huh?

 

[GL1]

John Cena looks like a frikkin Superhero... that's why the kids love him... he's a white-trash/ghetto Superman. Yes, his acting is fit for Uwe Boll and his sport of choice is, at best, a two-ring circus... but as for image and look, John Cena can do anything.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Except be Superman, if that's how he'd look...

 

[Anubis]

Lets face it, if Superman were real, he'd look like a *****e bag, so, it's fitting.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

There's *****ebag and then there's John Cena. I don't even watch wrestling and I hate the guy.

 

[Aristotle]

I should think you hate the guy BECAUSE you don't watch that show. I mean, anyone who doesn't watch that show should hate anyone who appears on the show.

 

[Anubis]

I don't either, but I would watch every now and then. I recall when he first started out, he was your average straight laced type. Then he found a personality, just so happened it was Vanilla Ice light.

 

[BrianWilly]

Didn't you love it last year when that damned ad of him appeared in every. Single. Comic. Book. That was published?

 

[Anubis]

I don't recall.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hated it this year when USA started airing some wrestling program and his ugly, hand-waving mug appeared on every goddamned commercial for it every time I was watching Burn Notice or Psych.

 

[BrianWilly]

He put a damper on my SVU Marathons.

I don't recall.

You're totally lying. It was that video game with the guy who ate apples or somesht. And it was everywhere.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Scans or it didn't happen.

 

[Anubis]

....huh? I don't know about you guys, but I tend to ignore all ads in my comics. To the point where it's like they aren't even there. Except for that hero scape and Ball Park hot dogs s**T. They take up like five pages of the comic just to show me s**t I will not buy.

 

[BrianWilly]

Scans or it didn't happen.

That's not what your mom said las

Wait, sorry, reflex.

With Z-Cult gone, my scan fu has been considerably weakened.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

....huh? I don't know about you guys, but I tend to ignore all ads in my comics. To the point where it's like they aren't even there. Except for that hero scape and Ball Park hot dogs s**T. They take up like five pages of the comic just to show me s**t I will not buy.

I'm the same way. I flip past ads so quickly that I don't even notice what they're advertising or any details about what's on the page.

 

[Kitsune]

....huh? I don't know about you guys, but I tend to ignore all ads in my comics. To the point where it's like they aren't even there. Except for that hero scape and Ball Park hot dogs s**T. They take up like five pages of the comic just to show me s**t I will not buy.

It's sad that Sergio Aragoné sold out. Especially since it for something as unfunny as those stupid "Extra arm represents hunger" adds.

Now if they we're using that third arm to choke the chicken while reading Score magazine or something.... that would be funny.

 

[Anubis]

Yes...yes it would.

 

[Aristotle]

Zcult wasn't the only place to get scans, diggity-dawg.

He put a damper on my SVU Marathons.

Not possible. The joy of Law & Order: Brutal Rape Unit cannot be dampened.

....huh? I don't know about you guys, but I tend to ignore all ads in my comics. To the point where it's like they aren't even there. Except for that hero scape and Ball Park hot dogs s**T. They take up like five pages of the comic just to show me s**t I will not buy.

Yeah, the hot dog ones are the only ones that stick in my head too. I do, incidentally, buy Ball Park when I buy hot dogs.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I haven't bought hot dogs in a really long time. I tend to go for bratwurst when I do, though.

 

[Aristotle]

Brats aren't hot dogs. Brats are proper sausages. But you know how these people are today, can't handle a real sausage (he said, fully aware of the sexually charged language he was venturing into, and not caring) so they want these skinny, teeny-weeny sausages they call hot dogs, anytime you put on a sausage-fest (I'm doing it on purpose now) or barbecue.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Eh, bratwursts make hot dogs worth eating, as far as I'm concerned. Anything less is beneath my attention. Normal hot dogs taste bland and unappealing to me now.

 

[Aristotle]

Eh, bratwursts make hot dogs worth eating, as far as I'm concerned. Anything less is beneath my attention. Normal hot dogs taste bland and unappealing to me now.

But some people can't handle the meaty deliciousness that is a brat, so they only want hot dogs when you throw a barbecue.

 

[Kitsune]

Lets face it, if Superman were real, he'd look like a *****e bag, so, it's fitting.

Is that why Batman broke up with him: