The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[jaguarr]

You think that Ronald McDonald actually has power. The Grimace controls everything! He'll find away to get milkshakes, I guarantee it.

Your lack of knowledge of McDonald's power politics is saddening. I weep for your followers.

jag

 

[hippie_hunter]

Your lack of knowledge of McDonald's power politics is saddening. I weep for your followers.

jag

Ronald McDonald is a mere puppet of the Grimace

 

[jaguarr]

Ronald McDonald is a mere puppet of the Grimace

Fine. You make me sad.

Flexo, your offer of anything I want times infinity, Japan, the Death Star and a Luche Libre that will kill John Madden, Juliet Lewis and Bryant Gumble in a four-way steel cage death match is accepted. The Grimace is ready to destroy whatever you desire.

jag

 

[Flexo]

Arrange it so that he can kill John Madden, Juliet Lewis and Bryant Gumble in a four-way steel-cage death match and I'll consider your offer back on the table despite Ox Elf's efforts to ruin it for you.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

LMAO!

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

There is only one way to stop Grimace.....
Then let our powers combine!








EARTH!--

 

[The Apatow Crew]

There is only one way to stop Grimace.....
Then let our powers combine!








EARTH!--

WIND!!!!!!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

16 pages of Grimace hate. Wow.

 

[Hades]

I think Grimace is a pothead. He's always so out of it, not to mention he actually looks stoned half the time. He seems like a cool guy. The kind of guy I can imagine myself sitting on a porch smoking weed with and discussing philosophy or something.

 

[Sloth7d]

WIND!!!!!!!!

Thought fire came next

 

[Hack and Slash]

Fireeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LEX]

Actually, he can rot in peace, not rest. Kthxbye.

 

[Ronny Shade]

WIND!!!!!!!!

HEART!

 

[LEX]

HEART!

Red x's are amazing.

 

[Ronny Shade]

yes they are.

deal.

 

[hippie_hunter]

HEART!

That poor kid got ripped off in the Captain Planet cartoon. Everyone else gets Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water and he ends up getting Heart. F**king heart. What the hell can you do with the power of heart!?

 

[Ronny Shade]

That's why it's so funny

 

[Hack and Slash]

Die Grimace!!!! Die, die, Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spoarz™]

Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or The Grimace?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Clearly Grimace.

 

[Spoarz™]

Someone should start a thread with a poll: Chuck VS Grimace.

 

[jaguarr]

Clearly Grimace.

Agreed. Grimace is a lot like the tar baby in those old tales. Chuck would just get stuck in Grimace when he went to punch and kick him and then Grimace would absorb Chuck and all of his power and become completely invincible with advanced martial arts skills, no longer needing the milkshakes to sustain him. This would be incredibly bad for everyone.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

That poor kid got ripped off in the Captain Planet cartoon. Everyone else gets Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water and he ends up getting Heart. F**king heart. What the hell can you do with the power of heart!?

Are the planteers hippies?
And I think the power of heart let him talk to animals.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Are the planteers hippies?
And I think the power of heart let him talk to animals.

Talking to animals. So they basically turned him into their version of Aquaman from Superfriends.

The rest have potentially destructive abilities while Heart can....talk to animals

 

[hippie_hunter]

Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or The Grimace?

The battle would last for centuries with no clear winner