The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: Hey honey, I just got us tickets for tonight´s screening of Sex And The City 2, isn´t that great?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Uh, of course, honey, that´s wonderful... would you excuse me a sec?

LOIS: Can you believe that? Somebody showed up and bought all the remaining tickets ahead of me!

SUPERMAN: Oh, that´s too bad, sweetheart, I was really looking forward to...

LOIS: Oh don´t worry, I got tickets for the next screening! It´s gonna be so much better cuz there will be more girls to talk about the movie afterwards!

SUPERMAN: Aw crap, here we go again...

 

[X Knight]

^ ha!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

CLARK: "They'll never find Luthor's body out here, muwahahahah..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce... where are we?"
BATMAN: "I think we're in the Marvel universe after the Hulk did that gang-something whatever it is dance."

 

[Panthro]

NARRATOR: This is Superman and Wonder Woman -

NARRATOR: This is Superman & Wonder Woman on drugs -

NARRATOR: Any questions?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Wow, Bane really did a number on your city."
BATMAN: "My God... look what he did to the strip joints! How's Selina supposed to earn an honest living without the strip joints?!"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[elgaz]

Superman: "So. Still seeing Selina?"

Batman: "Yup. Still seeing Lois?"

Superman: "Yup."

Batman: "Tag Team on Wed night?"

Superman: "Yup."

Batman: "Sweet."

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "Honey c'mon, you're missing the series finale of Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: Clark, why are you looking so sleepy?

SUPERMAN: Lois now watches Stephen Amell take his shirt off every night and... I don´t really wanna talk about it.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: Clark, why are you looking so sleepy?

SUPERMAN: Lois now watches Stephen Amell take his shirt off every night and... I don´t really wanna talk about it.

Hehehehe

SUPERMAN: "Hey, check it out, Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan are cat-fighting."
BATMAN: "Maybe in 2004 it would have been fun to watch, but not now."

 

[BH/HHH]

LOIS: Hey honey, I just got us tickets for tonight´s screening of Sex And The City 2, isn´t that great?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Uh, of course, honey, that´s wonderful... would you excuse me a sec?

LOIS: Can you believe that? Somebody showed up and bought all the remaining tickets ahead of me!

SUPERMAN: Oh, that´s too bad, sweetheart, I was really looking forward to...

LOIS: Oh don´t worry, I got tickets for the next screening! It´s gonna be so much better cuz there will be more girls to talk about the movie afterwards!

SUPERMAN: Aw crap, here we go again...

Ha ha fantastic!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN [singing]: "Do you see what I see?"
BATMAN [singing]: "A Star, A Star..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff too.

SUPERMAN: Will I ever get a huge, sucessful trilogy too?

BATMAN: I dunno Clark. You had kind of a "One And a Halfology", so I guess that´s halfway there.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: C´mon honey! I finally learned to properly spell our safety word!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

SUPERMAN: "Wonder Woman likes to play rough."
BATMAN: "I can see that."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehhehe

SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you´ve conquered basically every media available in the world. What else is left?
BATMAN: Well, if Spider-Man can have a Broadway musical, so can I.
SUPERMAN: You know, I had an experience in that area. Wouldn´t reccommend it.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: Honey! My period is late again!

LOIS: Thanks! I always mix up my pills´schedule!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of... wrestle the She-Hulk."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I'm bored. How about turning on some good ole country music?"

BATMAN: "I'd rather have Bane break my back again."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

ZEUS: "Theseus, the Titans Are Coming!"

REEVE: "Wrong Superman, Zeus. You want the Superman who was on the Tudors."

 

[dnno1]

SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

...Later:

SUPERMAN: "Now tell me my shorts look gay!"

 

[BH/HHH]

SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

...Later:

SUPERMAN: "Now tell me my shorts look gay!"

Ha ha awesome

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Now that I'm in a Marvel universe, I can do something I've always dreamed of...
IRON MAN: "What's that?"

...Later:

SUPERMAN: "Now tell me my shorts look gay!"

Bwahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "No Soup For You!"

 

[william]

Awesome!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe